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Im Taking Out A Cougarrr On Friday!!

GrandMaster

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ok so heres the story i'll make it as SHORT as Possible ( lol yea right its me)
so anyway, theres the REALLY REALLY beautiful lady who plays poker in my Tour, and we know eachother well...etc flirt with her alot andshe's always been hinting shit to me...

so basically this one guy and i were talking about her then it got serious, and he thinks that he's going to be the one to
a: bang her
or
B: get some game from this wonderful lady and be able to put it in my face!


well.. im really fucking sorry bro.. but ... uhh... im the fucking GRANDMASTER!!!
your in MY FUCKING SKOOL NOW!!! this is MY HOUSE! :destroy: :evilking:

the GM aint loosin' to a nothing with semi-potential ,nah... i've been playing my game slow and sweet with the right hits of erotica, not to loose it all to a nothing man with quick action talk.. no sir!

so i will be taking her out this friday... work my magic... and come out the fucking man! mark my words! i swear on my life!
( really serious)

the GM will Prevail Victorious! :chomp:
 
JavaGuru said:
You know the drill....useless without pics...
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fuck the pics bullshit man.... fuck that
that means shit
everyone has their choices, and mark the GM's words.. shes a flower in the open prarie!

georgous smile, awsome attitude, sweet laid back, gentle, fucing awsome.. i knew how to tap this from the start... and by-golly george, i've fucking hit the nail on the head!

so fuck the pics, and on with the pussy!!
 
ceasar989 said:
She means make sure the girls tubes are tied before you nut inside.

wait, was that too much?
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I assumed he knew what I meant about being "safe". I didn't think it needed an explanation.

Next time I will attach a chart or link or something.
 
nycgirl said:
I assumed he knew what I meant about being "safe". I didn't think it needed an explanation.

Next time I will attach a chart or link or something.
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hahaha, oh you made me laugh good. No, I didnt think he needed an explanation, I just felt like elaborating for my the hell of it
 
wtf she plays poker? dude... if you want a hot cougar, hit up the UPSCALE spots, not the slums!
 
Just so that you can correct me if I misunderstand the scenario: You and your bud basically have some sort of bet or competition as to who can bed this woman first... right?

How do you know she doesnt rightly give a fuck? ie - she has already decided who when where and how. It may be either one, neither one or BOTH in no particular order. In other words she could care less who is first. Perhaps all she cares about who is good.

Would that change the way you feel about your "manhood"?

I used to work with guys like you guys. I was the only female in the department (we were personal trainers, they were are A LOT younger than me). I LOVED to make them think that they had a snowball's chance in hell. Then laugh with the women in other departments when I shot them down with something that they could not change no matter what. ie "Sorry darlin', I would soooooooo do you if you just a few inches taller. You know I like tall men." or "What part of - I dont fuck the help - didn't you understand?" etc

It was fucking funny to watch their egos deflate. Then I would smile and laugh a bit and say, "You didnt REALLY think you had a shot with me.... did you?"

LOL

Men never cease to amaze me.
 
Sorearms said:
bikinimom=ultimate cougar
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Nah mang... I dont do young guys.

I did that a time er two. Regretted it both times. What a fucking nightmare they were!! Both guys were DROP DEAD GORGEOUS who had tons of young play. But when they got with a WOMAN they choked.

Why is that you suppose?

You think it may have had something to do with the fact that him giving me the best 30 seconds of my life just wasnt impressive enough? :rolleyes:


*sigh*


So... Captain Courageous.... How did it go?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Nah mang... I dont do young guys.

I did that a time er two. Regretted it both times. What a fucking nightmare they were!! Both guys were DROP DEAD GORGEOUS who had tons of young play. But when they got with a WOMAN they choked.

Why is that you suppose?

You think it may have had something to do with the fact that him giving me the best 30 seconds of my life just wasnt impressive enough? :rolleyes:


*sigh*


So... Captain Courageous.... How did it go?
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olololo
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Just so that you can correct me if I misunderstand the scenario: You and your bud basically have some sort of bet or competition as to who can bed this woman first... right?

How do you know she doesnt rightly give a fuck? ie - she has already decided who when where and how. It may be either one, neither one or BOTH in no particular order. In other words she could care less who is first. Perhaps all she cares about who is good.

Would that change the way you feel about your "manhood"?

I used to work with guys like you guys. I was the only female in the department (we were personal trainers, they were are A LOT younger than me). I LOVED to make them think that they had a snowball's chance in hell. Then laugh with the women in other departments when I shot them down with something that they could not change no matter what. ie "Sorry darlin', I would soooooooo do you if you just a few inches taller. You know I like tall men." or "What part of - I dont fuck the help - didn't you understand?" etc

It was fucking funny to watch their egos deflate. Then I would smile and laugh a bit and say, "You didnt REALLY think you had a shot with me.... did you?"

LOL

Men never cease to amaze me.
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Zeus help me, I actually agree with you on a fundamental point. Within minutes of meeting you and your friend she already decided who she wanted.If you aren't the annointed one then you have have an uphill battle at best...
 
dont worry bikinimom
i know my shit....

im playing around in the field,... "hand in the cookie jar"

btw- i was REALLY HIGH when i started this thread! lol

but i doooooo have an update i'll post very shortly :)
 
the only thing you'll be taking out is your hand out of your pocket; only to put it down the front of your pants. got it, Buddy Whackett?
 
humantarget said:
the only thing you'll be taking out is your hand out of your pocket; only to put it down the front of your pants. got it, Buddy Whackett?
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.aahhh..........yea... ok.... ;) .anal target :)
 
humantarget said:
the only thing you'll be taking out is your hand out of your pocket; only to put it down the front of your pants. got it, Buddy Whackett?
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That was fucking funny...

So Mr GM - from the other thread I take it that you are "catching feelings" for this cougar?

Hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm

How will you feel after she fucks your buddy?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
That was fucking funny...

So Mr GM - from the other thread I take it that you are "catching feelings" for this cougar?

Hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm

How will you feel after she fucks your buddy?
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wtf r u talking about?
and hes not my buddy, just some guy i know and i get weed off him.

the extent of my "emotions" for this cougar is....
shes really sweet, likes to laugh, enjoys life day by day.
and i'll enjoy the pussy hit by hit :D lol

there is no chance of this other guy getting any,.......but ok... lets say it does happen, well, then i guess i suck much :)

reality.....i'll have my Poon and eat it too! :evil:
 
LOL

From that other thread you made it sound like you were in love er somethin'.

My bad.

Have fun with your bud AND the poon! Be safe and be happy! ;)
 
you sound like a girl, maing. tittering about everything you do. jus' chill tha' fuck out Grandmaster B......besides, you're canadian. i'd trump you on that goofy Oc-cent aloone. know what i'm talkin' aboot?
 
humantarget said:
you sound like a girl, maing. tittering about everything you do. jus' chill tha' fuck out Grandmaster B......besides, you're canadian. i'd trump you on that goofy Oc-cent aloone. know what i'm talkin' aboot?
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:lmao:

I enjoy reading their (the college kids, especially the Canadians - they're my favorite) stories. At least they are out there chasing and succeeding. I'll take that any day than a 20/30 - something crying over some broad.
 
nycgirl said:
:lmao:

I enjoy reading their (the college kids, especially the Canadians - they're my favorite) stories. At least they are out there chasing and succeeding. I'll take that any day than a 20/30 - something crying over some broad.
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u ever read my thread where i fucked those 2 black HS chics who thought i was a pro baseball player (there is a pic in the thread too)
 
tiger88 said:
u ever read my thread where i fucked those 2 black HS chics who thought i was a pro baseball player (there is a pic in the thread too)
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OH, yes. I read that thread. AND, yes, I saw the pics of those "lovely ladies".
 
nycgirl said:
OH, yes. I read that thread. AND, yes, I saw the pics of those "lovely ladies".
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lol

those chics had the biggest asses ever ( i am used to size 0-1 chics who are small and have boney asses


LA's finest

my friends still give me shit/props for that

my gf doesnt know about any of my past behaviors :verygood:
 
tiger88 said:
lol
those chics had the biggest asses ever ( i am used to size 0-1 chics who are small and have boney asses

LA's finest
my friends still give me shit/props for that
my gf doesnt know about any of my past behaviors :verygood:
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Those girls were WAY bigger than me. If that's all LA has to offer, wow. Though, I have a feeling they were from the rough side of LA.

That's good the GF doesn't know about that. Some things are better left dead. :)
 
nycgirl said:
Those girls were WAY bigger than me. If that's all LA has to offer, wow. Though, I have a feeling they were from the rough side of LA.

That's good the GF doesn't know about that. Some things are better left dead. :)
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lol they werent ..... does that matter? no they were doing something..well school related then rain into me :verygood: ;)

they got so drunk so fast (maybe if i was a booze hound it woulda seemed different)

ya she would fucking flip out on the shit ive done..her friends still tell her that I am bi <lies

ur bf know u got an account on AFF? ;) :p :heart:

i love nycgirl (your attitude and way u think )
 
tiger88 said:
u ever read my thread where i fucked those 2 black HS chics who thought i was a pro baseball player (there is a pic in the thread too)
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Damn!!

I was just thinking of that thread when you were talking about the shitty posts 5 min. ago

That is the exact type of shit I expected to see when I joined here. It is the stuff "guys" talk about in real life!!! Not the phony pussy ass kissing...whining about gfs.

That thread was shot to bts in 5 mins, and had only about 20 posts on it. It should have been a 10 page sticky!!!! That is the shit the younger guys need to read!
 
awittyusername said:
Damn!!

I was just thinking of that thread when you were talking about the shitty posts 5 min. ago

That is the exact type of shit I expected to see when I joined here. It is the stuff "guys" talk about in real life!!! Not the phony pussy ass kissing...whining about gfs.

That thread was shot to bts in 5 mins, and had only about 20 posts on it. It should have been a 10 page sticky!!!! That is the shit the younger guys need to read!
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ya man my timeline

guy shit...tooooo many females here and too many pussy ass dudes hear
 
tiger88 said:
lol they werent ..... does that matter? no they were doing something..well school related then rain into me :verygood: ;)
they got so drunk so fast (maybe if i was a booze hound it woulda seemed different)
ya she would fucking flip out on the shit ive done..her friends still tell her that I am bi and fucked a few guys <lies
ur bf know u got an account on AFF? ;) :p :heart:
i love nycgirl (your attitude and way u think )
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LOL.

LOL, I KNOW I don't have an account there. I never heard of it until I joined EF. But he does know, my hair isn't "crunchy." :lmao:

I feel the same way about you.
 
nycgirl said:
Those girls were WAY bigger than me. If that's all LA has to offer, wow. Though, I have a feeling they were from the rough side of LA.

That's good the GF doesn't know about that. Some things are better left dead. :)
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MEEEOOOWWW!! LOL @ the typical chick responce of calling them fat and ghetto.


Oh. I disagree. I am not afraid to let ladies know about my past up front. (not in graphic detail)
 
awittyusername said:
MEEEOOOWWW!! LOL @ the typical chick responce of calling them fat and ghetto.
Oh. I disagree. I am not afraid to let ladies know about my past up front. (not in graphic detail)
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Shup!! :lmao: They were big.

OH, I know & agree. ;)

However, I don't think his GF would welcome his past behaviors and something tells me they don't share the same sexual desires and tastes (well, the old desires & tastes. LOL). :)
 
nycgirl said:
Shup!! :lmao: They were big.

Oh, I know & agree. However, I don't think his GF would welcome his past behaviors and something tells me they don't share the same sexual desires and tastes.
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What??? You don't think his gf shares his interests in having threesomes with full figured ethnic gals? (Or as you put it...Fat ghetto Ho's)

I beg to differ
 
tiger88 said:
ya man my timeline

guy shit...tooooo many females here and too many pussy ass dudes hear
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Props to you for being one of the few guys who actually talks like a man infront of women. Most guys I know change into ass kiss/Mr. Nice guy mode if women are around
 
BIKINIMOM said:
That was fucking funny...

So Mr GM - from the other thread I take it that you are "catching feelings" for this cougar?

Hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm

How will you feel after she fucks your buddy?
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Hell, he can't do anything to it..soap & water won't fix..
 
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