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Except for Ender.. he sounds like Darth Vader
Except for Ender.. he sounds like Darth Vader
I'm supposed to be
- Thread starter Evil_Frisky
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Does anybody know that cow jumped over the moon one?
seizer
New member
I like big butts and i cannot lie
you otha brothas cant deny
when frisky walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in you face
you go limp
because its too thick
so muthafuckin fat that it makes you sick
uh! im just-kid-ding
you're so tired and you need some sleep
you dont need no ceasar989
and you dont need to hear him sing
...hit the bed, frisky
and dontcha come back till the morn
till the morn till morn till the morn.
you otha brothas cant deny
when frisky walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in you face
you go limp
because its too thick
so muthafuckin fat that it makes you sick
uh! im just-kid-ding
you're so tired and you need some sleep
you dont need no ceasar989
and you dont need to hear him sing
...hit the bed, frisky
and dontcha come back till the morn
till the morn till morn till the morn.
Eringobraugh
New member
Uh huh, yeah
Yeah, ha
Oh man, I got a sweet tooth, can you dig it
After this one you gonna need a root canal
Hehe
I love sugar, oh man
This one for all the nice, clean, decent women
Lay it on me, girl
Pay close attention
She put that sugar (ooh), on my tongue (ooh)
She's gonna (ooh), gimme gimme some sugar (ooh)
Put it right there on my tongue (sweet sweet, lover lover)
Oh, right there on my tongue (she turns me on, like no other)
Gimme some of your butter pecan
Put it right there, on the tip of my tongue
Hold it, right yeah, cause baby, if I bite ya, I bet ya like it
French Vanilla is a helluva flava for me
With strawberries, two cherries and whipped cream
The best dreams are the wet dreams
And the rest is just a flick without a sex scene
Orderly, I speak the truth
Cause the Friskier the berry, the sweeter the juice
Cause Florida oranges and Georgia peaches
When they nice and ripe, they the best for eatin'
All southern boys be cravin' for pores
An old slice of pie after they main course
What they game for, I came for
I gotta thang for you that I can't ignore
She put that sugar on my tongue, tongue
Yippie yippie yum yum
Goodie goodie gum drop, put me in a tongue lock
Did it till my body went numb, numb
Laid her on her back, back
Turn around, gave her bottom a smack, smack
She's the woman from the block with the best weed
But I won't stop till I'm pullin' out tracks, tracks
It was lust at first sight
And she couldn’t help sayin' that she wanted to get with me
And my size was just right
Plus, she wanted a man with a little security
Said, I been around the world twice
And my name ring bells from Atlanta to Sicily
Said she want it all night
Put the bubbles in the tub with AAP n' me
Sweetie, you look so incredible
So delicious, and so damn edible
All I need is some honey and syrup
And a little butter to rub down all your curves
And no need for the lemonade
Just a twist of lime and some grape Kool-aid
Can I call you caramel
Cause I'm 'bout to go cuckoo to taste your Cocoa Puffs
One bowl oughtta fill me up, but the milk got to be cold enough
Suppertime oughtta hold me up
I'm 'bout to choke this up if I don't slow it up, but
Honey, you look like a honey dew
Eat strawberries with a whipped cream filling
Top baller with the peach cobbler
But a fruit platter might outta do me betta
Yeah, ha
Oh man, I got a sweet tooth, can you dig it
After this one you gonna need a root canal
Hehe
I love sugar, oh man
This one for all the nice, clean, decent women
Lay it on me, girl
Pay close attention
She put that sugar (ooh), on my tongue (ooh)
She's gonna (ooh), gimme gimme some sugar (ooh)
Put it right there on my tongue (sweet sweet, lover lover)
Oh, right there on my tongue (she turns me on, like no other)
Gimme some of your butter pecan
Put it right there, on the tip of my tongue
Hold it, right yeah, cause baby, if I bite ya, I bet ya like it
French Vanilla is a helluva flava for me
With strawberries, two cherries and whipped cream
The best dreams are the wet dreams
And the rest is just a flick without a sex scene
Orderly, I speak the truth
Cause the Friskier the berry, the sweeter the juice
Cause Florida oranges and Georgia peaches
When they nice and ripe, they the best for eatin'
All southern boys be cravin' for pores
An old slice of pie after they main course
What they game for, I came for
I gotta thang for you that I can't ignore
She put that sugar on my tongue, tongue
Yippie yippie yum yum
Goodie goodie gum drop, put me in a tongue lock
Did it till my body went numb, numb
Laid her on her back, back
Turn around, gave her bottom a smack, smack
She's the woman from the block with the best weed
But I won't stop till I'm pullin' out tracks, tracks
It was lust at first sight
And she couldn’t help sayin' that she wanted to get with me
And my size was just right
Plus, she wanted a man with a little security
Said, I been around the world twice
And my name ring bells from Atlanta to Sicily
Said she want it all night
Put the bubbles in the tub with AAP n' me
Sweetie, you look so incredible
So delicious, and so damn edible
All I need is some honey and syrup
And a little butter to rub down all your curves
And no need for the lemonade
Just a twist of lime and some grape Kool-aid
Can I call you caramel
Cause I'm 'bout to go cuckoo to taste your Cocoa Puffs
One bowl oughtta fill me up, but the milk got to be cold enough
Suppertime oughtta hold me up
I'm 'bout to choke this up if I don't slow it up, but
Honey, you look like a honey dew
Eat strawberries with a whipped cream filling
Top baller with the peach cobbler
But a fruit platter might outta do me betta
*scene: you in the hammock with me, slide guitar in full effect, breezes, moon peekin over GymFrisky, huge, vicious, intimidating attack dog guarding the back forty...
I Thank You
Billy Gibbons
You didnt have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
You didnt have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
But if you took your love to someone else
I wouldnt know what it meant to be loved to death
You made me feel like Ive never felt
Kisses so good I had to holler for help
You didnt have to squeeze it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didnt have to hold it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
Every day was something new,
You put on your bag and your fine to-do
You got me trying new things too
Just so I can keep up with you.
You didnt have to shake it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didnt have to make it like you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
All my life Ive been shortchanged
Without your love baby its a crying shame
But now I know what the fellas talking about
Hear me say that they been turned out
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
Yes, I want to thank you
I Thank You
Billy Gibbons
You didnt have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
You didnt have to love me like you did
But you did, but you did.
And I thank you.
But if you took your love to someone else
I wouldnt know what it meant to be loved to death
You made me feel like Ive never felt
Kisses so good I had to holler for help
You didnt have to squeeze it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didnt have to hold it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
Every day was something new,
You put on your bag and your fine to-do
You got me trying new things too
Just so I can keep up with you.
You didnt have to shake it but you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
You didnt have to make it like you did
But you did but you did
And I thank you.
All my life Ive been shortchanged
Without your love baby its a crying shame
But now I know what the fellas talking about
Hear me say that they been turned out
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
I want to thank you
Yes, I want to thank you
artrius
New member
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
With a snort here and a snort there
Here a snort there a snort
Everywhere a snort, snort
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a chick, E-I-E-I-O
With a "chick chick" here and a "chick chick" there
Here a "chick" there a "chick"
Everywhere a "chick chick"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Time for me to be countin' sheep
3:am comes tooo soon
Ya'll come on back now...Ya heah?
And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
With a snort here and a snort there
Here a snort there a snort
Everywhere a snort, snort
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a chick, E-I-E-I-O
With a "chick chick" here and a "chick chick" there
Here a "chick" there a "chick"
Everywhere a "chick chick"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
Here a (snort) there a (snort)
Everywhere a (snort-snort)
With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
Here a "moo" there a "moo"
Everywhere a "moo-moo"
Old Mac Donald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Time for me to be countin' sheep
3:am comes tooo soon
Ya'll come on back now...Ya heah?
And for sappy songs...I've always been partial to Home by DM...
Home by Depeche Mode
It is a song from the wrong side of town
Where I'm bound to the ground by the loneliest sound
And it pounds from within and is pinning me down
It is a page from the emptiest stage
A cage of the heaviest cross ever made
A cage of the deadliest trap ever laid
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong here
The heat and the sickliest sweet smelling sheets
That cling to the backs of my knees and my feet
Well I'm drowning in time to a desperate beat
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong
Feels like home
I should have known
From my first breath
It's the only true friend I call mine
And pretends that I'll make amends the next time
The friend of the glorious sin of the light
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong here
Home by Depeche Mode
It is a song from the wrong side of town
Where I'm bound to the ground by the loneliest sound
And it pounds from within and is pinning me down
It is a page from the emptiest stage
A cage of the heaviest cross ever made
A cage of the deadliest trap ever laid
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong here
The heat and the sickliest sweet smelling sheets
That cling to the backs of my knees and my feet
Well I'm drowning in time to a desperate beat
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong
Feels like home
I should have known
From my first breath
It's the only true friend I call mine
And pretends that I'll make amends the next time
The friend of the glorious sin of the light
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong here
A
alien amp pharm
Guest
Thanks to this thread I am gouging my eyeballs out now.
*pokes eyes out*
Oh shet! I shiold have piad attinteon in typnig clsas!
*pokes eyes out*
Oh shet! I shiold have piad attinteon in typnig clsas!
A
alien amp pharm
Guest
nycgirl said:I can't believe aap has issues with a thread. How many threads did you create and dedicate to HH?
Those were just to make her feel good and special so she'd touch my pee-pee.
Seems I need a plan B now....
alien amp pharm said:
Please tell me it doesn't involve You in Lingerie.. Cause that didn't work on me tuts...
A
alien amp pharm
Guest
Frisky said:Please tell me it doesn't involve You in Lingerie.. Cause that didn't work on me tuts...
I know! Who would have thought all it would have taken with you was eye contact.
A
alien amp pharm
Guest
artrius said:you have learned from the master of lameness well, young one. You still must train more, though, to be a true lame master.
(of course I'm not saying I'm any better
We may both have lame posts, but at least the chicks love us.
and by 'us' I mean 'me'.
