I'm sorry spatts... it is over

[HappyScrappy]

I really hate to do this on the board like this, but spatts no longer returns any of my e-mails or phone calls.
Anyway, I would just like to say that it is over.
This is official.
I've stayed up crying at night for weeks on end now - I know that you are out there with some other guy - probably even sleeping with him.
I make dinner, I clean the place, and the poems... oh the poems...

And what do I get? Do you ever even acknowledge that I exist?
Do you return my e-mails?
you probably don't even know my e-mail address do you?
do you know my number? I doubt it.

if pressured - I'll bet you couldn't even describe what I look like.

seriously - what the hell. right now it is like we aren't even dating as it is - so I'm just going to do what I think we both know has been a long time coming.
it is over.

you and I are no longer.

you can go off and do whatever it is you want.

I'm so over you.

call me.

 

[Fonz]

OK..................joke right?

Fonz

 

[the nature boy]

girl you know it's true...... ooooh oooooh oooooh I want you

 

[HappyScrappy]

okay, sure - to some of you this is all just a joke.
whatever.
you can make fun of me all you want.
laugh if you need to.

sure, it is needy or something if she posts about how she misses me.
but I make one little comment about how she doesn't call and you say it is a joke.

name ONE time that I have ever joked on here.

also - for the record - sean34, wherever you are man, I'm here for you.
come back to me - I need you.

 

[vixenbabe]

Give her a break...She's busy carving a lil gourd in the shape of your penis right now....

 

[gymtime]

This is by far your most PEEEEEEEE - THETIC post since your last Holy Grail quote. Sickening.

 

[TEXgrl]

Give her a break...She's busy carving a lil gourd in the shape of your penis right now....

 

[big4life]

It will be ok happy, we're here for you. Look, we even bought you a new jacket for those cold nights.

 

[The Shadow]

 

[HappyScrappy]

Give her a break...She's busy carving a lil gourd in the shape of your penis right now....

I think you meant "VERY small gourd."
also "VERY small penis."

very.

 

[The Shadow]

HS is wise

 

[Bullit]

A new BITCHES member.

And by 'member' I mean as in 'male member'.

And by 'male member' I mean penis.

 

[Y_lifter]

...Can you blame her ?
.
.

 

[HappyScrappy]

...Can you blame her ?
.
.

1) it has been awhile since I've eaten a potato chip from the bag - haven't had them in my apartment in... probably 2 or 3 years.

2) I would never drink pepsi if I had a choice. I'm a coke man, although again, haven't had that in my place in months.

3) I don't follow football, and I don't own a jersey like that.

4) I don't own any nudie mags.

5) I haven't had a pizza in my house in... probably a year.

also, I don't like singled hand typing.



that is sooo not me.

 

[Y_lifter]

Is that a MAC PowerPC ?

 

[Ffactor]

You two timing mother fucking circus monkey loving bastard!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

also, I'm not that fat, I don't wear glasses, and I don't have the picture open anymore, so I don't know any more comparisons.

I *DO* have dark hair though.

so I got that going for me.

which is nice.

 

[Bullit]

Plus you have a goatee.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't have a goatee.

a goatee is god's way of saying "you are so fucking gay"

 

[Bullit]

Then we agree, you have a mustache.

 

[TheProject]

Man, how quickly things change. As the carved tribute to HS decomposes, so does their relationship.

 

[Y_lifter]

FU MANCHU ?
Pork Chop Sideburns ?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have no facial hair aside from the... eye things... lashes. yeah, that's what they are. and brows. eyebrows.

that's it.

and the stuff on my head. you know... just hair.

 

[Bullit]

shut yer trap, mustache man.

 

[Y_lifter]

Have you started to grow those long white nose hairs yet ?
Man, they really suck

 

[PinK233]

Does this mean you're all mine now?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm sorry, my e-mail doesn't work anymore.

maybe you can just write it on the En Espanol board?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I don't speak spanish, but I'm not afraid of hard work. I am allergic to horses.

but then, you knew that.