Im sober, ask me questions

[Smurfy]

54321NOW

limited time only

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

when is the wedding?

 

[Smurfy]

havent set a date

thanks for asking, Matthew

 

[Lestat]

are you engaged?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

havent set a date

thanks for asking, Matthew

No prob Lara.

What are the weekend plans?

 

[Smurfy]

is the sky blue?

 

[Gambino]

how much can you bp, sq, dl

 

[Smurfy]

No prob Lara.

What are the weekend plans?

gym tonight, buy a car tomorrow/go to gym/ go to work, Sunday go to gym.

as usual nothing exciting

 

[jnevin]

How long will it take me to get back in shape, working hard?

 

[slickdadd]

WTF bro? Did Quasar pop the question?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you think I'm hot?

 

[Smurfy]

how much can you bp, sq, dl

125,~185 (never maxed), ~205 (never maxed)

 

[Smurfy]

How long will it take me to get back in shape, working hard?

if by IN SHAPE you mean, LOOKING GOOD AND JACKED, it mostly depends upon the quality of your DIET

 

[Lestat]

When giving lumberg head, do you ever put his balls in your mouth?

 

[Smurfy]

you think I'm hot?

never seen you. I bet youre hotter than you think you are

WTF bro? Did Quasar pop the question?

LMAORF

 

[Mr. dB]

Why is the sky blue? What color are God's eyes?

 

[jenscats5]

Smurf -- did you get engaged??

 

[Smurfy]

When giving lumberg head, do you ever put his balls in your mouth?

wanna watch me do it?

 

[Lestat]

Smurf -- did you get engaged??

.

 

[Smurfy]

Why is the sky blue? What color are God's eyes?

dont know why & what makes you think God has eyes?

 

[Smurfy]

Smurf -- did you get engaged??

I know who I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

 

[Lestat]

wanna watch me do it?

HELL YEAH!!! That's what I'm talkin about

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

never seen you. I bet youre hotter than you think you are

oh

 

[jackangel]

HELL YEAH!!! That's what I'm talkin about

lestat wants to see lumberg's balls hehehehe

 

[jenscats5]

I know who I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

I'm happy for you!! Congrats!!

 

[Smurfy]

lestat wants to see lumberg's balls hehehehe

lol.

 

[jerseyart]

Whats your favorite thing about me Smurf?

 

[Smurfy]

Whats your favorite thing about me Smurf?

I think you genuinely care for people.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm happy for you!! Congrats!!

Thanks!

 

[Lestat]

lestat wants to see lumberg's balls hehehehe

no dude, I don't wanna see them cuz they'll be in smurfy's mouth

 

[slickdadd]

What CD is in your stereo right now?

 

[Smurfy]

What CD is in your stereo right now?

The Cure

 

[Lestat]

ok, so you know who you want to spend the rest of your life with, but the engagement is not official.. is that what you are saying?

this thread gave me a great idea for my 16000 post dedication

 

[Smurfy]

ok, so you know who you want to spend the rest of your life with, but the engagement is not official.. is that what you are saying?

this thread gave me a great idea for my 16000 post dedication

If you mean official as in a ring, then no its not official. But In my mind its official. Get it?

 

[jackangel]

If you mean official as in a ring, then no its not official. But In my mind its official. Get it?

does this mean you and i are through?

 

[Smurfy]

does this mean you and i are through?

If by through you mean never going to have sex? Then yes.

shnookums

 

[Lestat]

have you ever done two in the pink and one in the stink?

 

[Smurfy]

have you ever done two in the pink and one in the stink?

no.

let me rephrase that.

not that i know of LMAO

 

[Lestat]

no.

let me rephrase that.

not that i know of LMAO

Hhaaha.. ok serious question then...

at what point did you realize you were in love?

 

[Smurfy]

Hhaaha.. ok serious question then...

at what point did you realize you were in love?

approximately 5 minutes

 

[Smurfy]

brb have to run out the car and get myz red bullz

 

[Lestat]

approximately 5 minutes

DAMN!!! are you serious?

Did you let him know right away or did you play it cool?

 

[Smurfy]

DAMN!!! are you serious?

Did you let him know right away or did you play it cool?

I always play it cool.

 

[Lestat]

I always play it cool.

so how long did you date until you let him know?

 

[jnevin]

approximately 5 minutes

That's really cool. Congratulations.

 

[Smurfy]

so how long did you date until you let him know?

a couple months.

 

[Lestat]

a couple months.

who said I love you first?

 

[Smurfy]

who said I love you first?

i dont remember. i think he did.

 

[Lestat]

i dont remember. i think he did.

you don't remember? I don't buy it.


How bout this, did you guys have full on sex first, or did you first just stick to oral only because you didn't want to give it up to easily?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

But you to live in different time zones...

 

[Smurfy]

LOL Do you want to know anything else besides how my relationship with Lummy unfolded?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

LOL Do you want to know anything else besides how my relationship with Lummy unfolded?

mmmmm. no, not really. How guys score on this chat board is pretty interesting

 

[Lestat]

LOL Do you want to know anything else besides how my relationship with Lummy unfolded?

Ok sure, you wanna switch gears, we can switch gears.

When was the last time you masturbated?

Oh well i guess thats not a completely different gear.. but it doesn't involve lummy.

 

[jaded]

What are your two favourite things about yourself - one physical, one non-physical?

 

[Smurfy]

Ok sure, you wanna switch gears, we can switch gears.

When was the last time you masturbated?

Oh well i guess thats not a completely different gear.. but it doesn't involve lummy.

yesterday. in my walk in closet @ 3:00 pm

 

[jaded]

yesterday. in my walk in closet @ 3:00 pm

Smurfy, in the closet, with the.......?

 

[Smurfy]

What are your two favourite things about yourself - one physical, one non-physical?

physical - i have a flat stomach (sorry thats all i could think of)
non-physical - Im easy going

 

[Smurfy]

Smurfy, in the closet, with the.......?

well it wasnt with the candlestick LMAO

 

[Lestat]

yesterday. in my walk in closet @ 3:00 pm

why in the walk in closet?

 

[jaded]

well it wasnt with the candlestick LMAO

LMAO

And yes, you do have a very nice tummy. You seem like a cool chick.

 

[Smurfy]

mmmmm. no, not really. How guys score on this chat board is pretty interesting

Lummy is a wonderful man. Im just lucky I found him before anyone else did.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Im easy going

You seem high strung to me, not easy going

 

[Smurfy]

LMAO

And yes, you do have a very nice tummy. You seem like a cool chick.

thanks girl.

 

[Lestat]

You seem high strung to me, not easy going

shes a totally laid back chick

 

[Smurfy]

You seem high strung to me, not easy going

high strung meaning what? hyper?

when i say easy going I guess I mean I tend to go with the flow. i dont cause problems and i dont like drama. thats what i mean by easy going. LOL I might be a bit obnoxious too

 

[Smurfy]

actually yeah, especially on this board, I am obnoxious, but only with people who can handle it.

 

[Lestat]

why in the walk in closet?

 

[Lestat]

Smrfy has the ideal attitude for a chick, cool as a fan

 

[Smurfy]

why in the walk in closet?

I was crunched for time and thats where I keep my GOODIE BAG lmao

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

high strung meaning what? hyper?

when i say easy going I guess I mean I tend to go with the flow. i dont cause problems and i dont like drama. thats what i mean by easy going. LOL I might be a bit obnoxious too

guess I'm wrong. I can't read people worth a damn...

 

[Smurfy]

guess I'm wrong. I can't read people worth a damn...

its not about reading people well. everyone perceives things differently. i may come off as high strung to you. but i can say without a doubt that Im totally not high strung especially in person LOL

youre always downing yourself. cut that out.

 

[Raptorex]

54321NOW

limited time only

Sorry, I'm too lazy to read if this was asked but "Spit or Swallow?

 

[Lestat]

I was crunched for time and thats where I keep my GOODIE BAG lmao

lol!!! wouldn't laying down on the bed be more comfortable though?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

youre always drowning yourself. cut that out.

No.

 

[Smurfy]

Sorry, I'm too lazy to read if this was asked but "Spit or Swallow?

both. errrr I mean, it depends.

 

[Smurfy]

lol!!! wouldn't laying down on the bed be more comfortable though?

i guess. but standing up pretending like I was getting fucked in the closet was pretty good too.

 

[Raptorex]

both. errrr I mean, it depends.

You free tomorrow night?

 

[Smurfy]

You free tomorrow night?

nope.

i guess you really didnt read the entire thread LOL

Im on my 2nd red bull in 10 minutes IM feeling a bit wired.

 

[Lestat]

i guess. but standing up pretending like I was getting fucked in the closet was pretty good too.

yeah that is hot

lummy, be sure to do that sometime.

 

[Smurfy]

yeah that is hot

lummy, be sure to do that sometime.

he has.

 

[Lestat]

he has.

oh damn

i gotta go spank it now

 

[Smurfy]

ok guys, IM gone to the gym now. Wont be back till tomorrow sometime. I love you all!!

Thanks to Lestat for making this thread an outstanding success!

 

[Lestat]

ok guys, IM gone to the gym now. Wont be back till tomorrow sometime. I love you all!!

Thanks to Lestat for making this thread an outstanding success!

you are welcome, anytime babe.

Thanks for helping me get some more posts in. I'm climbing up the all time posters list like crazy!