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I'm so very tired

Nathan

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I only got about 5 hours of sleep last night, bearing in mind I normally don't get up until I've had at least 11 hours straight. Then, I had class from 10 until 8 today. I don't even feel like rubbing one out. Well, okay I feel like it but won't since I'm too tired. Sigh. At least I'm getting my next tattoo tomorrow. It's just something small and simple but it's exciting nevertheless. I hope I get mauled by a grizzly bear before I die. I'd totally kick its ass too I'm sure. I could totally take a gazelle, that wouldn't even be a competition, provided it didn't try to run away. Fuck it, I'm faster than a gazelle so if it tried to run away I'd prance my ass right up to its face and then rabbit punch it in the kisser. The rabbit is another animal I could easily take in a dual to the death, provided said rabit didn't have any sort of lethal weaponry, such as a hammer or something more creative. I'm just gonna hit some radnom keys on the keyboard now. Thank you.

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Sorry Nate, but I'm just about all out of pity for today. Mind you though I do happen to have a plethora of malevolence and sarcasm on tap, with a side of obnoxious camaraderie to spare. It's yours upon request. Plus if its any consolation, I indeed have missed my usual 3-7pm uber-nap and have downed over 100mcg of clen today. So my apt body is now proverbially telling my mind to stop sending those infernal tired signals, because this bitch ain’t breaking down into a deep siesta tonight.
 
Nathan, What kind of combo would you put on the bear? Do you think you could teach me to fight?
 
I bet my great dane could whip your stupid ass. He's kinda horny right now to, so be careful when he knocks you down on your knees! You assfuck, get some fucking sleep dick. Kicking rabbits ass! Your more fucking tired than I am drunk right now that is bad! Later.
 
I bet my great dane could whip your stupid ass. He's kinda horny right now to, so be careful when he knocks you down on your knees! You assfuck, get some fucking sleep dick. Kicking rabbits ass! Your more fucking tired than I am drunk right now that is bad! Later

Not that I would let it happen but my dogs would eat your dane for lunch!:D
 
Golfer18 said:
Nathan, What kind of combo would you put on the bear? Do you think you could teach me to fight?

I'll tell you what I'd to to you, I'd fucking shit in your eye socket you asshole.

I'm not gonna divulge the tatto on account of the fact that I really don't you all telling me how gay I am (not that the tatto I am getting is remotely gay). You guys are just lucky I'm tired or else I'd totally serve up a plethora (ther's a Knoxville word comin' at ya) of witty insults and the like.
 
Well Dcup, if I had my cock in my great danes ass all the time like you do your pits, he'd probably be more of an asshole and more competitive. My dog can kick your dogs ass-what a moron. Are you 12 or something? I bet my grandma can outfuck you! I know, I know, your fucking dogs were probably shock trained in underground new york tunnels. You fucking bitch, have a beer asshole and shut up for once!
 
Darktooth is gay.

Alright look, I'm gonna start a company wherein I teach underpriveleged children how to be funny. Clearly this is going to work on account of my continual references to possible homosexuality in others. That always goes over well with the rents, especially the poor ones.
 
Not to sound like Jared, but I gained 40lbs off a diet that involved 2 foot long roasted chicken subs from Subway. So leave the posterboy of skinny fats out of this!!
 
supersizeme said:
Not to sound like Jared, but I gained 40lbs off a diet that involved 2 foot long roasted chicken subs from Subway. So leave the posterboy of skinny fats out of this!!

I had one of those bad boys earlier today. It's healthy though if you get no cheese, whole wheat bread, and only vegetables and mustard.
 
buddy28 said:


I live in brampton. Ever hear of canadian body works?

No, no i haven't. I figured you lived in Toronto for some reason. Everyone always says they live in Toronto but then when asked it's all, "Oh no, i meant 45 minutes outside of Toronto..." :)
 
what does it take to become an honorary canadian?
i'm rdinking labatt blue right now. could not find molson, do i still have a chance? ( i was not going to touhc moose head it was scary looking (
 
Nathan said:


I had one of those bad boys earlier today. It's healthy though if you get no cheese, whole wheat bread, and only vegetables and mustard.

Heck yeah it is. You need some milk to go along with it because if you eat it in 6" increments, that's not enough protein. I always passed on the cheese and had em put a thin strip of ranch on it. Yumminess.
 
supersizeme said:


Heck yeah it is. You need some milk to go along with it because if you eat it in 6" increments, that's not enough protein. I always passed on the cheese and had em put a thin strip of ranch on it. Yumminess.

Whoa, settle down there. Didn't mean to get you all riled up.
 
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