Im so drunk tright now

[Robert Jan]

I have never ever been this drunk befoe

beeeer

who wantd to fuck me
a
man as if i can get it up right now

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Type fairly well, funked up
Cheers, Mangy!

 

[Robert Jan]

i danced for like some hours non n stop and all thse girls smiled at me like ah look man that guy s drunk and i smile back and keep dancing but i was much too drunk to pursue them

i need to et laid

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

see, now that you've gotten some, you want it all the time now

Gettin' drunk on a Monday, man, I shoulda had more fun in college

 

[Robert Jan]

maybe i dunno i dunno anything now

 

[slickdadd]

I love drunk threads.

 

[Robert Jan]

gopddamnit slickdadd i first though jenscats posted and was going ti opist something totally randy but its just y9ou innit?

your name dont even look liek her onme bit

i suck

sorry

 

[IvanOffelitch]

gopddamnit slickdadd i first though jenscats posted and was going ti opist something totally randy but its just y9ou innit?

your name dont even look liek her onme bit

i suck

sorry

Massivegunz???

 

[slickdadd]

gopddamnit slickdadd i first though jenscats posted and was going ti opist something totally randy but its just y9ou innit?

your name dont even look liek her onme bit

i suck

sorry

Sorry brolex, no Jenscats here. Not even really close in fact. So don't get randy with me. I'll punch you in the forehead.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Geigh...orb do you realize you just said you would fuck a man if you could get it up??? Are you one of those guys who gets all gay after a few drinks? I beleive the name is Alcohol-induced Latent Homosexuality. I read about this somewhere in a psychology journal somewhere...

 

[Robert Jan]

Geigh...orb do you realize you just said you would fuck a man if you could get it up??? Are you one of those guys who gets all gay after a few drinks? I beleive the name is Alcohol-induced Latent Homosexuality. I read about this somewhere in a psychology journal somewhere...

no.....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

no.....

Go back and read what you typed orb... you said it... I'm totally serious.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

beg a mod to kill this thread in the morning

 

[biteme]

see, now that you've gotten some, you want it all the time now

Gettin' drunk on a Monday, man, I shoulda had more fun in college

Bingo! You get addicted to it and then when it suddenly gets cut off, you have withdrawal symptoms. Sex is like heroin for me. I've never done heroin, but I can't imagine that it feels any better than having great sex with your girl.

 

[jerkbox]

no way dude....this is awesome

 

[bran987]

bbf wtf are you talking about]
he thought slick was jenscat
he was fantasizing about his milf!
you need to get off the morphine bor!
bump for robert!

 

[chewyxrage]

Bingo! You get addicted to it and then when it suddenly gets cut off, you have withdrawal symptoms. Sex is like heroin for me. I've never done heroin, but I can't imagine that it feels any better than having great sex with your girl.

In the movie "Trainspotting" quote:


"Take your best orgasm. Multiply that by 1,000. That's what heroin feels like."

 

[bran987]

In the movie "Trainspotting" quote:


"Take your best orgasm. Multiply that by 1,000. That's what heroin feels like."

shit that's dangerous you shouldn't post that kind of stuff
not with the addictive personalities around here!!!

 

[chewyxrage]

shit that's dangerous you shouldn't post that kind of stuff
not with the addictive personalities around here!!!

I plan on shooting up some H on my 80th birthday.

I figure ya gotta try it once before you die, and if I become addicted after that, oh well. Probably wasen't going to live much longer anyway

 

[gymrat]

And a heor is born

 

[biteme]

In the movie "Trainspotting" quote:


"Take your best orgasm. Multiply that by 1,000. That's what heroin feels like."

I gotsta get me some of that stuff then. Is heroin the most addictive drug in the world?

 

[chewyxrage]

I gotsta get me some of that stuff then. Is heroin the most addictive drug in the world?

Well...they say nicotine is. But in a uncontrolling, I would murder you for a dimebag of my drug kinda way I would say either heroin or crack-cocaine