I'm Platinum Bitches!!!!!

[dabuffguy]

That's right. Legit now bitches.

 

[hardrock]

welcome to the club bro. You got the handshake down yet?

 

[PICK3]

You win the lottery

 

[dabuffguy]

welcome to the club bro. You got the handshake down yet?

How in the hell do you expect me to handshake someone through a computer? duh!

 

[dabuffguy]

You win the lottery

I'm rich, bitch!


reparations check came in

 

[PICK3]

I'm rich, bitch!


reparations check came in

You've been compensated for being a Mo?

 

[hardrock]

How in the hell do you expect me to handshake someone through a computer? duh!

Fukkin N00b. If you don't know..

 

[Beachboy6294]

bastard

 

[the_alcatraz]

Congratz on goin plat bro!

 

[dabuffguy]

bastard

hater

 

[Beachboy6294]

hater

Yes I'll be one of the big dogs soon!!

 

[ceo]

he got that stimulus check finally

 

[PICK3]

he got that stimulus check finally

I spent mine on ho's and Taco Bell.

 

[dabuffguy]

he got that stimulus check finally

got mine back in april

just finally did it.

 

[the_alcatraz]

good bros in this thread

 

[Beachboy6294]

I could go for some taco bell but I have to long of a drive tomorrow back to NOLA to have that crap in my stomach. Damn I haven't ate since Monday.

 

[needtogetarmy]

congrats on plat!

 

[dabuffguy]

I could go for some taco bell but I have to long of a drive tomorrow back to NOLA to have that crap in my stomach. Damn I haven't ate since Monday.

a quick screw before you go sweetheart?

 

[javaguru]

I need to cheat on my taxes more often...I was not stimulated.

 

[dabuffguy]

I need to cheat on my taxes more often...I was not stimulated.

I'll stimulate you

 

[Beachboy6294]

a quick screw before you go sweetheart?

WTF???

 

[dabuffguy]

WTF???

HUH?


take off your clothes

 

[Beachboy6294]

HUH?


take off your clothes

Hiya

 

[dabuffguy]

Hiya

 

[puddlemonkey]

That's right. Legit now bitches.

You do realize this doesn't change anything, right?


Me > You

 

[Beachboy6294]

You do realize this doesn't change anything, right?


Me > You

What's up puddles are you going cruise by skid row tonight?

 

[dabuffguy]

You do realize this doesn't change anything, right?


Me > You

Fuck you. Reign on my parade like this? I'd rape you in the ass if I could find you ( definitley homo )


oh,



Hiya Buddy!

 

[puddlemonkey]

What's up puddles are you going cruise by skid row tonight?

I think I'm gonna pop a hydrocodone and play with myself.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fuck you. Reign on my parade like this? I'd rape you in the ass if I could find you ( definitley homo )

I could use a colon cleansing.

 

[dabuffguy]

I could use a colon cleansing.

cawk or fist?

 

[puddlemonkey]

cawk or fist?

Well I don't think a toothpick is gonna get much out of there so use your fist.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Well I don't think a toothpick is gonna get much out of there so use your fist.

 

[dabuffguy]

Big bright red booty!

 

[javaguru]

I've been told you gain three inches of cawk, 200k in income, and 20 IQ points when you go plat.

 

[Lestat]

welcome bro

 

[dabuffguy]

I've been told you gain three inches of cawk, 200k in income, and 20 IQ points when you go plat.

you heard wrong.

 

[GUARDIAN]

you heard wrong.

u mean u lost cawk size?

 

[dabuffguy]

u mean u lost cawk size?

Yup. Oh well, it's still average size.

 

[Kano]

I wish i could get my stimlus check

 

[the_clockwork]

wow.. I'm going to file this one under, why the fuck was this thread posted, like anyone gives a flying fuck file