I'm murdering a barnyard animal-

[casavant]

My parents' neighbors are giving them a cow. I'm going to help them drop the fucker and butcher it. My freezer will be full of very fresh beef. Yum!

 

[The Shadow]

My parents neighbors are giving them a cow. I'm going to help them drop the fucker and butcher it. My freezer will be full of very fresh beef. Yum!

MOoooooooooo!!!!

 

[casavant]

Yes, and the funny hting is, I don't even know if my pops is going to be there, so it might just be my mother and me offing this beast. Quality time, brother!

 

[uNOwho]

is it a bull or a cow?

bull being male, cow being female

either way, make sure YOU are not near the back legs...they hurt when they kick, and their aim is damn good.

~p~

 

[casavant]

is it a bull or a cow?

bull being male, cow being female

either way, make sure YOU are not near the back legs...they hurt when they kick, and their aim is damn good.

~p~

It's a cow, bro. Thanks for the advice. We did quite a bit of our own butchering back in the day, so hopefully everything will go smoothly.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Save the head! Cow brains some good eaten!

 

[Stryc-9]

My freezer will be full of very fresh beef. Yum!

hmmm...Jeffrey Dahmer used to be fond of saying this also....

(yes, that was tasteless...)

 

[Taps]

I may have to kill a turkey in the next few days. Not looking forward to that...

I'm gonna smoke a huge joint, gab my grandpas axe and chop that fuckers head clean off. However, I can see myself totally fucking up and just wounding the poor thing. Oh well...no harm in taking a couple more whacks. Either that or I'll just grab the chiansaw and go to town.

 

[talonracer]

Ah memories.....when we used to butcher on my uncle's farm. .22 shot to the head then slice the throat when they fell. Used a tractor to lift the hind legs then let 'em bleed out. Everytime I was the "cutter" I had that image of "Apocolypse Now" near the end when that steer gets decapitated....he,he

 

[smallmovesal]

why did i look at this thread? YUCK.

and yeah i eat meat... i just don't want to kill my own food.

 

[casavant]

Save the head! Cow brains some good eaten!

Ever had some good ole hog head cheese? High in fat, but not bad eatin'!

 

[casavant]

Ah memories.....when we used to butcher on my uncle's farm. .22 shot to the head then slice the throat when they fell. Used a tractor to lift the hind legs then let 'em bleed out. Everytime I was the "cutter" I had that image of "Apocolypse Now" near the end when that steer gets decapitated....he,he

Ever tried to kill a hog with a .22? Those are some thick skulled motherfuckers. Especially if you use a .22 pistol, because of the lower muzzle velocity.