I'm just smooth, is all.

[Debaser]

So a few nights ago I'm in a bar, and get approached by random_hottie4748, who, after we exchange names, asks one of my most hated questions. Here's how the conversation went:

Her: "What's your sign?"

Me: "Sign? What are you talking about?"

Her: "*giggles* You know, astrology...Taurus, Aries and all that stuff."

Me: "Are there any signs that would cause us to spontaneously wrestle each other to the ground in wild passion?"

Her: "No..."

Me: "Then fuck off, I don't have a sign."

She ends up buying me 2 or 3 drinks and giving me her number. Maybe I'll call, maybe I won't. Know why?

Because I'm just smooth, is all.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

How'd you pull that off?

 

[Debaser]

How'd you pull that off?

This is both answered in the title of the thread, and in the very last line of my post.

 

[string_bean00]

Me: "Are there any signs that would cause us to spontaneously wrestle each other to the ground in wild passion?"

Mind if I use that one, bro?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

How'd you pull that off?

He took lessons from me.