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Werd

Werd

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I work for a company that is primarily owned and staffed by overseas people. There are very few American employees.

We have a lot of people coming and going from the different locations. Today one of our visiting overseas employees asked to take my picture... I gave a hesitant "ok". When I asked why, he told me that there is a lot of talk of me overseas as they know that I am "into fitness" LOL. I was almost rolling on the floor with laughter.

I used to compete about a million years ago, just local level stuff, hardly notable and now truly struggle to maintain the pathetic mass I have left. I find it really humrous that to the rest of the world someone with a *hohum* physique like mine is "notable". Actually I think they are more entertained by me than anything else. I joke with all of my coworkers about having to bribe me with good quality chocolates if they want their requests fulfilled! :qt:
 
I doubt it has anything to do with the lazy eye, giant wart and the labia on your forehead.
 
Under the right lighting...forehead labia can be damn sexy.
 
Werd said:
CHOCOLATE!!!! :chomp:


(No substitute is accepted!) ;)
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I'm chocolate-y and I've offered myself many times, to no avail.
 
Dial_tone said:
I'm chocolate-y and I've offered myself many times, to no avail.
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Yes, but you only want me for my tuschy...

Not that my behind is not sweet, but I think you would kill me if I ever let you near! You are HYUGE!!! :worried: I am just a weedle girl.
 
Werd said:
Yes, but you only want me for my tuschy...

Not that my behind is not sweet, but I think you would kill me if I ever let you near! You are HYUGE!!! :worried: I am just a weedle girl.
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Would you be more flexible if I told you that I am not HYUGE? Would let me near? :)
 
I'm a gentle giant and I like all female bodyparts....except elbows.
 
out_at_sea said:
Would you be more flexible if I told you that I am not HYUGE? Would let me near? :)
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My coochie is extremely tight.... I tried the tuschie thing. Sorry, it just doesn't work.

My question - if the girl's coochie is waaaaaaay sweet, then why go near the other orifice?
 
Werd said:
CHOCOLATE!!!! :chomp:


(No substitute is accepted!) ;)
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WTF I would take sex over chococlate any day of the week! :qt:

Werd I agree with you it is only an exit not and entrance my door does not go in and out!
 
Werd said:
My coochie is extremely tight.... I tried the tuschie thing. Sorry, it just doesn't work.

My question - if the girl's coochie is waaaaaaay sweet, then why go near the other orifice?
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variety ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
See you don't like it when the tables are turned! :qt:
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thats cause what you said was just plain wrong lol.

Had an Ex say "I want in there" once, told her I would like a million bucks and it looks like neither one of us are getting what we want LOL
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
thats cause what you said was just plain wrong lol.

Had an Ex say "I want in there" once, told her I would like a million bucks and it looks like neither one of us are getting what we want LOL
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:lmao: Sounds like you smart ass! :qt:
 
That is why I have a mouth :qt: And I have been told (exact words) "Darlin' don't you eeeeeeever doubt your skillz in that department!"

If you big men don't want anything in your bootay then leave our bootay alone.:worried:

Truth be told, the last fella that was in the booty said, "Ummm would you mind if we quit this and went back to the coochie? It was soooooo much nicer in there." I was like, "Rock on." :supercool
 
Werd said:
The question now remains: Could an aging decrepit shell of a man like yourself rise to the occasion?! :qt:
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7-11 here baby, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. I am always ready for business ;)
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
7-11 here baby, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. I am always ready for business ;)
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Yea sure.

*pfffffffftttt*

We'll see.

I have heard that brag soooooooooo many times. Never has there been a man that could keep up with me. One came close... but even he admitted defeat.

I think we had gone maybe 10/12 times total that weekend. We had just finished a go around and he was sprawled on the floor sweaty, panting, and totally wiped. But I still wanted some. He said, "If you can get it hard, then you can have it."

Three guesses who won and the first two don't count.

*Best part*

I never even had to touch him. :qt:
 
Werd said:
Yea sure.

*pfffffffftttt*

We'll see.

I have heard that brag soooooooooo many times. Never has there been a man that could keep up with me. One came close... but even he admitted defeat.

I think we had gone maybe 10/12 times total that weekend. We had just finished a go around and he was sprawled on the floor sweaty, panting, and totally wiped. But I still wanted some. He said, "If you can get it hard, then you can have it."

Three guesses who won and the first two don't count.

*Best part*

I never even had to touch him. :qt:
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I will give you the phone number to a few of my ex's. They all said the same thing as you, no one could keep up. I will let them speak for me LOL
 
It's all fun and games til somebody gets hurt.
 
BigSissy has seen my pics... so has that silly Dialtone.

The rest of you will just have to trust me when I say that I have made *a few* grown men cry... or is that wrythe?!
 
Werd said:
I am not into pain at all.... :qt:
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I will lay the most gentle backdoor lovin you could possibly imagine on your precious posterior.
 
Werd said:
BigSissy has seen my pics... so has that silly Dialtone.

The rest of you will just have to trust me when I say that I have made *a few* grown men cry... or is that wrythe?!
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So damn fine it almost hurts to look at her and I ain't sh*ttin ya.
 
Dial_tone said:
So damn fine it almost hurts to look at her and I ain't sh*ttin ya.
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:freak: <--------- my smiley! LOL

:bigkiss: Thanks DT... that is one of the nicest things anyone has said to me in a long time...

Actually, I have had the pleasure of knowing more than just a few very kind and decent men lately.

Thank you... I mean that sincereky.
 
Werd said:
BigSissy has seen my pics... so has that silly Dialtone.

The rest of you will just have to trust me when I say that I have made *a few* grown men cry... or is that wrythe?!
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more like squirm

:)
 
Werd said:
My coochie is extremely tight.... I tried the tuschie thing. Sorry, it just doesn't work.

My question - if the girl's coochie is waaaaaaay sweet, then why go near the other orifice?
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Sorry to bring this post back from the dead but the tightness of a "coochie" is all relative. If a guy has a 1 inch pencil dick, your coochie would not be so tight as it would be to someone with a 12 inch fat dick. And as was said earlier this post is useless without pics.....or just PM the pics to me.... :chomp:
 
avenirup said:
Sorry to bring this post back from the dead but the tightness of a "coochie" is all relative. If a guy has a 1 inch pencil dick, your coochie would not be so tight as it would be to someone with a 12 inch fat dick. And as was said earlier this post is useless without pics.....or just PM the pics to me.... :chomp:
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If any girl's coochie would tighten up around a dude who has a 1" cock, either he is a totally inept lover (meaning the girl is totally dry - even a jr sized light tampon is painful if there is no lubrication) or I feel sorry for her. She will experience no pleasure.

Good try with the pics though... LOL I might post up if I am bored sometime. But think about it... if there is a company with 500+ employees in a whole nuther time zone that have heard about me (and believe me when I tell you, I ain't all that)... how "bad" could I be?

(The thought of that still wierds me out a little.)
 
*blush*

Awwwwwwwwweeee thanks.

Hehe, he said taint.

Nope, no taint pics. I think Iwould get scared by a pic of my taint.

(Although I have been told by the few guys and all the women who have seen - I have the prettiest coochie they have ever seen)! :qt:
 
I'm a grower not a shower though. In it's flaccid state it's only an inch but when you get it aroused look out!! I can find 30-40 women easily to testify to this.
 
Ffactor said:
I'm a grower not a shower though. In it's flaccid state it's only an inch but when you get it aroused look out!! I can find 30-40 women easily to testify to this.
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I do believe you can get 30 - 40 women to easily testify that it's only an inch.
 
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