I'm having a serious craving

[stilleto]

for sour patch kids. or gummy worms. something really sugary that I haven't had in years.

i think i'll have swedish fish for dinner.

 

[HumorMe]

I thought for sure you were craving something else.

 

[stilleto]

I thought for sure you were craving something else.

I have no snappy answer.


also, i'm in platchat.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Thanks for sharing that info

 

[stilleto]

Thanks for sharing that info

you need to get laid.

 

[jujubes]

McCormick's supersour jujubes..put them in the freezer first.

You can thank me later

 

[alien amp pharm]

you need to get laid.

I'm trying

 

[stilleto]

McCormick's supersour jujubes..put them in the freezer first.

You can thank me later

FREEZER??? wow. never thought of that.
I think i love you btw.

 

[Mr. dB]

Lutefisk? Bleah!!!

 

[Scotsman]

for some fat kids. to gemmy some. something really salty that I haven't had in minutes.

i think i'll have swedish balls for dinner.

There fixed if for you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

There fixed if for you.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL!!
at least you didn't say scotish.

 

[Frisky]

I never crave hard candies or those worm things, but I crave chocolate and m&m's all the time

 

[stilleto]

I'm trying

not hard enough.

get it? hard enough?

 

[Frisky]

not hard enough.

get it? hard enough?

He doesn't even get it hard, surely doesn't get it hard enough

get it

teehee

 

[Scotsman]

LOL!!
at least you didn't say scotish.

I had to stay in the mode of the original.

And Erzulie don't lie you crave something hard all the time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Frisky]

And Erzulie don't lie you crave something hard all the time.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

this thread went from candy to cawk awefully fast.

 

[Frisky]

this thread went from candy to cawk awefully fast.

Aren't they the same thing?

 

[Scotsman]

this thread went from candy to cawk awefully fast.

What did you expect?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[stilleto]

Aren't they the same thing?

want some candy?

 

[Frisky]

Right at Post #4 a dick entered the thread.

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol

 

[Frisky]

want some candy?

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

Say baby gurl
A wat you gon' do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna pour on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin' dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin' in my pocket
Pullin' out mo' dough
Let da waitress kno' I need to order
Five hundred mo'
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
So gone and pack dem bags
And let's mothaf***in' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

 

[stilleto]

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
**snip**

you scare me.

 

[Frisky]

you scare me.

seems I scare a few people lately. Everyone gives me 20mins after I leave the office before they get on the rd

 

[Scotsman]

seems I scare a few people lately. Everyone gives me 20mins after I leave the office before they get on the rd

Well seeing that I have ridden with you, they may have the right idea

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Frisky]

Well seeing that I have ridden with you, they may have the right idea

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol

The girls went eat for lunch and was loud and clear the I wasn't the one driving. But I had to take my car so they still let me leave before them and keep a great bit of distance between us the entire time.

I'm hurt

 

[Scotsman]

lol

The girls went eat for lunch and was loud and clear the I wasn't the one driving. But I had to take my car so they still let me leave before them and keep a great bit of distance between us the entire time.

I'm hurt

Don't be hurt, someday you'll understand.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Frisky]

Don't be hurt, someday you'll understand.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol

I drive great, Its everyone else on the road that is teh suck