I'm going to write a bot that does the following:

[Lumberg]

Posts to every thread with one of the following options:

1) DUSTY?

or

2) Take a randomly generated superlative adjective and then follow it with "thread ever"

or

3) Something to the effect of "Karma thread! Hit me up bitches!"

The handle I use will be the most loved member of Elite, with the most karma, and will be thought to be the wittiest poster ever.