I'm going to the Doc Tues ..

[JohnnyO]

And I want to get a testosterone analysis, some thyroid tests and some liver tests done. Any tricks on how I can trick the doc in ordering these tests without revealing what I've been doing?

 

[METHYL MIKE]

well, you could always try an get him in bed, then exchange those tests for some, *ahem*, favors

 

[Big Buck]

maybe tell him you have a problem gettin it up....he might check your test levels?

 

[Big Johnson]

Tell him tp perform the tests with no questions asked or you'll run out of the room into the lobby with your pants around your ankles screaming, "No! Not the meat thermometer again!"

 

[JohnnyO]

yea, I can say I'm moody with erection problems to get a test analysis ..

.. what about if I say I think I was exposed to hepatitis (very common for people like me)? Would that prompt him to do a liver test?

 

[Gilbyag]

hey JO, how goes it... sooooooo, whats the deal-e yo. New stats to share??? howz ya look'n

 

[Big Johnson]

Tell him liver problems run in your family or you drink heavily?

 

[JohnnyO]

new stats? I can fit in size 31 waist 501's (though my thighs have a hard time getting in them) .. and I turn heads with my big "squat" ass squeezed into those jeans.

I think I lost some size on my arms (or I stretched my shirts) .. I have to check soon to see what things are. Hehe .. I'm starting to see a nice vein on my biceps now, but alas.. no abs yet.

 

[latona]

Maybe you could tell him that you have been using legal OTC supplements -- ie, pro-hormones, andro, tribulus, etc. These are legal supplements that can also effect liver, test and thyroid levels. Just a thought.

 

[Gilbyag]

damn... I though for sure you have youd have your abi's by now. Im finally in 32's at 182 and I can see where my lower abs will be. I dont really wanna get any thinner though... I just need to drop the fat around my damn belly button, start'n to really piss me off. Keep us advised of your results if you get the tests done.

 

[1bigpitbull]

JOHNNYO I"V been in rehab A ton of times unfortunatly they do all the test in there.Tell him your are A recovering addict both drugs and alchoalthat will cover must of your tests

 

[tomcat]

If you look like you describe yourself, he/she will probably guess your doing more than brocolli to get that big and cut.
What are they gonna do? Call the FBI, DEA, SPCA

 

[ion]

This close to the end of a cycle , (or taking any oral meds) your liver SGPT [normal range 10-65] etc. is bound to be elevated.
It takes a while to return to normal

Ask, they will give you a copy of the tests that include the normal ranges.
Yea, they know it's not brocolli rabe.