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I'm going to die alone.

I'm too lazy to scroll down so could you just summarize it for me bwood? Seriously though, if anyone can pull off the whole dying miserable and alone I'm pretty sure it's me. Hell, I'm like half way there already assuming I'll make it to 44.
 
gymrat said:
Nathan, you're a drama queen.
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Technically, I'm a princess thank you very much.

DW: How old are you? Aren't you like 18? If so, then I wouldn't worry just yet. I haven't been laid in like almost, two...dozen....months. Shut up.

And yes, we all live and die alone but you know what I meant. I just get tired of being anti-social and a loner sometimes. Usually, I run into, you know, people and they remind me of how retarded everyone is and how splendidly cool I am and shit and usually that recharges me. You know, I don't use the word splendid enough. Anyways, all I'm saying is that life is so lonely. And if the rest of you don't feel that then you aren't smart enough to grasp much of anything if you ask me.
 
Nathan, you da man. You ain't really alone. You got friends in cyberspace.
 
biteme said:
Nathan, you da man. You ain't really alone. You got friends in cyberspace.
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Thanks. Not sure if you noticed or not, but nobody here actually likes me. They just enjoy getting me all worked up over stuff and then watching me freak out. Assholes.
 
Nathan said:


Thanks. Not sure if you noticed or not, but nobody here actually likes me. They just enjoy getting me all worked up over stuff and then watching me freak out. Assholes.
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i like you...

you will not die alone...
 
fucked up to be honest. leave for dallas on business in the am than return friday and will be placed back into st davids to be put on iv'drip and morphine as my lipase and amalyse are fucked up and i am on major painkillers so i don't post. this pancreas thing really is winning but i keep fighting back.
 
hold out man...

they'll be growing the things
on the back of those transgenetic
mice in another couple a years...

good luck...
 
Flexed - I already have a gay roommate so I'm pretty sure I would have no problem getting along with you. Despite what everyone else here says though, I don't dig the cock. Hope you are doing better nowadays. Everyone here is routing for you of course. I'm sure you'll make a mockery of this whole thing soon dude.

Bwood - loved that pic. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rub one out.
 
Well if you pay me I guess I could hit you on the head with a sledgehammer and watch you die! I'd do that for a broly, sure.
 
welcome to the club, it sucks. I probably don't have it as bad but i've resigned myself to a lifetime of pretty much not having good company i can feel comfortable around.
 
I'm going to die alone.
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Well for that to happen you'd have to take that Guinea pig outta your ass. That right I said Guinea pig. The hamsters just keep falling out.
 
Nathan said:
Flexed - I already have a gay roommate so I'm pretty sure I would have no problem getting along with you. Despite what everyone else here says though, I don't dig the cock. Hope you are doing better nowadays. Everyone here is routing for you of course. I'm sure you'll make a mockery of this whole thing soon dude.

Bwood - loved that pic. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go rub one out.
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I'm afraid that most of the guys here wish you dug the cock.

Hell...I get called a homo all the damned time around here. By Kayne....his ambitous dreams know no end.
 
SCOTTY-TWO-HOTTY said:


Holy shit Nathan! That would just about make you a born-again virgin. WTF is wrong with you... you're at the U of-fucking-T!
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He's at UT? hope thats not University of Texas... that means trouble.. means Nathan lives near me.. but for real, if your in college, why arent you getting laid?... I know you can't be as fat and ugly as me.
 
if he is at the big O OF T I am very close sure i could find someone to lay him
 
Yes, i am at the University of Toronto, and yes it's been a long time. If you must know, and I'm certain that you feel very strongly that you absolutely must know, I have not been trying overly much as of late. I have problems as you all probably have clued in to and have difficulty forcing myself into potentially stressful relationships. As such, I have been very picky about who I date and tend to blow most women off like the retard I am. It's widely known by my friends that I am, in fact, a retard. For instance, this past weekend, I was being hit on by a young girl - actually several young girls. They were a few years younger - though not much - than me and I opted not to pursue. Immediately after I heard the phrase, "You're a fucking moron and it's your own damn fault." That's my curse gentlemen. I'm working on it though I really am. I'll figure it out sooner or later. If you want to talk more about my personal problems, remember that I'm here for you.
 
but nathan...

you are the amicable forrest gump type of retard...

not the spooky "life goes on" kind...

we would never lock you in a closet
while we ate...:)
 
bwood8168 said:
but nathan...

you are the amicable forrest gump type of retard...

not the spooky "life goes on" kind...

we would never lock you in a closet
while we ate...:)
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You so totally would and you know it.
 
Holy shit, two years is pretty damn long. Especially at uoft where the most socially inept friends i have can end up scoring some pity punani for there plights. I faintly remember you stating how you had anxiety issues, i think, and to be honest I was originally going to throw in some witty remark about how your batting for the wrong team and such, but this is really some sad stuff my fellow t-dot brethren, while reading your quaint ineffectual responses I actually shed a single tear. Hopefully this sexual drought will end, and when it does you will be shoving cucumbers up strippers asses in no time .
 
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