I'm bored as all hell.

[sardonicone]

Amuse me! Either do it yourselves or point me in the right direction of amusement.

I'd just go to a bar and drink myself silly, but the wife is out tonight, so I'm home with Mikey and his cousin (Alyssa). They're upstairs playing right now.

I am working on drinking myself to a stupor, though I don't think this 12 pack of Mich light is going to do the trick.

 

[myway]

Give them gasoline and matches...... and some of ur wife's favorite paper things. That should keep u busy.

 

[H_T_]

it's dull here tonight.

 

[sardonicone]

Give them gasoline and matches...... and some of ur wife's favorite paper things. That should keep u busy.

I... I'm scared of this idea.

it's dull here tonight.

I don't want to hear that static, Boo.

 

[sardonicone]

Well fuck if this thread didn't fall flat on it's face.

I can't even jerk off and just go to bed; damn little bastards are too prone to come barging in....

 

[H_T_]

nothing a Rocky Horror reenactment can't fix!

 

[myway]

I'll tell u a true story about my childhood.... involving matches.
Around the holidays, my mom always dressed me up in these ugly, ruffled dresses. My cousin, Nina, would get put in a dress to match mine. Always. We were 11 months apart in age. Our mothers were sisters. They wanted us in ugly, ruffled, matching dresses in holiday pictures. This is the funny thing about the way a child's mind works:
When we decided to burn the dresses(so we never, ever again would be forced to wear them) we didn't realize that it would cause the whole closet to catch on fire. We didn't want to get the fire dept. to the house. We didn't even consider the possibility. We just wanted the dresses GONE. We found matches and thought we could just burn them away. I watched my dad light the fireplace a gazillion times with those big matches. Seemed simple enough. The fire always stayed where he wanted it. I didn't even consider the trouble it would cause. BTW- ruffles really carry a flame. And btw, as I told my mom&dad, it was Nina's idea.

 

[sardonicone]

nothing a Rocky Horror reenactment can't fix!

Well, it would be kind of creepy for me to be Dr. Frankenfurter to the kids Brad and Janet.

Entertaining, but creepy.

And thus the first child molestation joke of the night was fired off.

 

[myway]

nothing a Rocky Horror reenactment can't fix!

He said he's drinking. Don't give him any ideas.

 

[sardonicone]

He said he's drinking. Don't give him any ideas.

This is where I was supposed to type out "your avatar is giving me ideas"...

But I'm more gentlemanly than that.


Instead, I'll just sing some sam cooke.


I was born, by the river.
In a little tent...

 

[myway]

This is where I was supposed to type out "your avatar is giving me ideas"...

But I'm more gentlemanly than that.


Instead, I'll just sing some sam cooke.


I was born, by the river.
In a little tent...

U ARE a gentleman. That's why I like u. Plus, u can sing.
Actually, now, I feel bad. The story above, about the fire, I lied: It was my idea. I talked Nina into it. There. I told the truth. I feel like an honest lady.

 

[sardonicone]

U ARE a gentleman. That's why I like u. Plus, u can sing.
Actually, now, I feel bad. The story above, about the fire, I lied: It was my idea. I talked Nina into it. There. I told the truth. I feel like a lady.

I appriciate the compliments. They make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I'm still bored though : /