I'm a fuck up too..

[creep]

I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

[sigweed]

did it treat you well?

 

[creep]

At first I felt happy and satisfied. Now I'm full of guilt and shame.

And to make it worse I SWALLOWED.

 

[sigweed]

gross dude. maybe you should go lose your virginity to get the taste out of your mouth?

 

[creep]

I finished it off with skim milk. Then I brushed my teeth but I still feel dirty inside.

 

[Lao Tzu]

calm down bro, you aren't the first. Do you think you are the only person to have this happen? i've seen friends go through so much pain and confusion over things like dietary fickleness that they had nervous breakdowns and had to drop out of college. It is all about how you take what you are given, not whether it is acceptable off the bat. Take it from this old timer.

Just think, the perfect sandwich is out there, just waiting for you. You just need the BALLS to go out and get it.

 

[creep]

nordstrom,

Thanks for the kind words of wisdom. If only my perfect sandwich was named Bronzed Goddess.

 

[68GT350]

LMAO..too funny, even if it is at the expense of a friend!