I'm 18 today

[Dougly]

Happy Birthday, now you can.... vote!

 

[ohashi]

Suddenly, those 22-year-olds don't look so old and feeble anymore...

 

[tuc biscuit]

Fuck, you're making me feel old.

Have a soft drink on me.

 

[ohashi]

Happy Birthday, now you can.... vote!

That's the one good thing... I can vote against Bush in the upcoming election.

 

[Rex]

And you can register for the draft, get a tattoo, buy cigarettes as well.

Just remember not to believe the bull shit of "Your vote counts". Remember when Bush and Gore were having the re-count of the state votes. I think it was Oregon that no matter which candidate it went to it wouldn't help him the election.

Now, with my disdain for being 19 and having depressed you, allow me to wish you a happy birthday.

 

[ohashi]

And you can register for the draft, get a tattoo, buy cigarettes as well.

Just remember not to believe the bull shit of "Your vote counts". Remember when Bush and Gore were having the re-count of the state votes. I think it was Oregon that no matter which candidate it went to it wouldn't help him the election.

Now, with my disdain for being 19 and having depressed you, allow me to wish you a happy birthday.

I'm automatically regged for the draft, thanks to FAFSA.

I understand that my vote doesn't count, but I might be able to delude myself into believing that it does. Well, I can try.

Thanks.