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nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
It could be in some states. Some of the weirdest things are illegal. Its illegal to have anal sex in Florida. :rolleyes:
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Not since the Lawrence case in the Supreme court, girlfriend!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


I think it's illegal in Alabama and a few other states too. I can't remember.
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When did you have anal in Alabama?
:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Eighteen to me is still a kid. Besides I prefer men older not younger than me.

:D
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SO back-off kid and watch a real man in action..:D
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
It could be in some states. Some of the weirdest things are illegal. Its illegal to have anal sex in Florida. :rolleyes:
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Are you serious.........i would have got life by now.

What about eating ass?
 
vinylgroover said:


please do.......i'm about to strike Florida off my 'places to visit' list.
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Cant you just not take it up the ass for a few weeks?

LOL J/K Just funnin with ya!
 
biteme said:


I was going to go out with this 21 year old that I met recently. After talking on the phone with her for a little while, I felt like I was talking to a kid. Very immature.
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Got shot down?
 
WizKid25 said:


I'm 18, i guess i can be considered a man... :D :p
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I was going to go out with this 21 year old that I met recently. After talking on the phone with her for a little while, I felt like I was talking to a kid. Very immature. I forget who I'm conversing with here sometimes and what I was like at that age. Although, you seem pretty mature for your age Whizkid. Sometimes.:D
 
vinylgroover said:


please do.......i'm about to strike Florida off my 'places to visit' list.
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I found this link about anal sex being illegal in FL. I guess its also illegal in TX.

Here is some more interesting illegal sex acts by state.
I found these on this site.

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.


Here are some more strange laws. Rimming may be included in a law here.
 
anabolicmd said:


Got shot down?
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Agreed! Who in there right mind would turn down a Hot Tight 21 year old fuck bunny? WTF how many Gay Handles are there?
 
vinylgroover said:


Nothing like a wet tongue to sooth my hemorrhoids.
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Congratulate yourself. You just made my stomach turn.
 
biteme said:


I was going to go out with this 21 year old that I met recently. After talking on the phone with her for a little while, I felt like I was talking to a kid. Very immature. I forget who I'm conversing with here sometimes and what I was like at that age. Although, you seem pretty mature for your age Whizkid. Sometimes.:D
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Mature? You'll instantly change your mind if we ever meet. :D

vinyl.... LMAO hemoroids.!
 
WizKid25 said:


Mature? You'll instantly change your mind if we ever meet. :D

vinyl.... LMAO hemoroids.!
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Biteme will make a great lover and share with you his sexual wisdom...

As to Neverbuff girl....I can handle her ass ..:D :D
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


do you realized you just said that to biteme???
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He wants me. It has been my misfortune to attract gay men and those that have gay tendencies. J/K man.:D
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Is that why you turned the 21 yr. old babe away?

;)
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No. Her level of maturity didn't come close to yours. Seriously, despite her looks, her behavior and attitude was a major turn-off to a sophisticated, debonair man such as myself.
 
biteme said:


No. Her level of maturity didn't come close to yours. Seriously, despite her looks, her behavior and attitude was a major turn-off to a sophisticated, debonair man such as myself.
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Her level of maturity wasn't close to mine? Hmm. How mature am I?
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:



Her level of maturity wasn't close to mine? Hmm. How mature am I?
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For your age, a lot more than the average 21 yr. old.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:



Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.


In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.


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LOL, then you better send me to the pen! And I need to quit taking Viagra before I go to the club!
 
Then I am going to email my city council rep and axe her to take that shit off the books.

All she has to do is walk into my bedroom and see that those laws get broken over and over and over.
 
Dude, all those laws were pretty much struck down about two weeks ago by the Supreme court case where they said it was illegal to ban sodomy.

c'mon guys, let's get with the program.

For some reason I think you guys LIKE it that there are weird laws about sex out there.
 
Lumberg said:
Dude, all those laws were pretty much struck down about two weeks ago by the Supreme court case where they said it was illegal to ban sodomy.

c'mon guys, let's get with the program.

For some reason I think you guys LIKE it that there are weird laws about sex out there.
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Actually, I do like to see that there are fucked up sex laws on the books. It shows how our society and lawmakers look at sex as deviant and "dirty".

I mean "face to face" sex? PUHLEEEEZ!
 
Lumberg said:
Dude, all those laws were pretty much struck down about two weeks ago by the Supreme court case where they said it was illegal to ban sodomy.

c'mon guys, let's get with the program.

For some reason I think you guys LIKE it that there are weird laws about sex out there.
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The very first link I posted mentioned how the Supreme Court made these laws illegal. You actually had to read that link to realize that the laws I posted were no longer in effect. I guess some did not read.

:)
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


The very first link I posted mentioned how the Supreme Court made these laws illegal. You actually had to read that link to realize that the laws I posted were no longer in effect. I guess some did not read.

:)
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Wow, amazing how women can twist the truth. j/k GO back and read through the thread. Then tell me who was the first person to mention a supreme court case. Also where did you mention it? :)

I guess it's because you feel so close to me that our thoughts blend together into one. The line where you end and I begin is fuzzy...... :p

(I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here)
 
Lumberg said:


Wow, amazing how women can twist the truth. j/k GO back and read through the thread. Then tell me who was the first person to mention a supreme court case. Also where did you mention it? :)

I guess it's because you feel so close to me that our thoughts blend together into one. The line where you end and I begin is fuzzy...... :p

(I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here)
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I didn't twist anything here, buddy. Yes you mentioned the Supreme Court case which I was unaware of and even replied "Oh really?". Then I posted the following.

THIS IS TAKEN FROM POST # 28!!!

nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


I found this link about anal sex being illegal in FL. I guess its also illegal in TX.

Here is some more interesting illegal sex acts by state.
I found these on this site.

Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

An erection that shows through a man's clothing is illegal in: Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

In Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment.

In Missouri sexually deviant behavior between people of the same sex is classified as a class A misdemeanor.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth. (There's every woman's fantasy gone down the drain).

In Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom.

In Willowdale, Oregon it is against the law for a husband to talk to dirty in his wife's ear during sex.

In Clinton, Oklahoma it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!).

In Newcastle, Wyoming it is illegal to have sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

In Washington D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face to face.

Animals are not exempt from the law either and here are three of the most ridiculous:

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.

In Fairbanks, Alaska it is illegal for mooses to have sex on the city sidewalks.

Lastly, even liberated California proves to be not quite so liberal for the animals...In Ventura County cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit.


Here are some more strange laws. Rimming may be included in a law here.
Click to expand...
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


I didn't twist anything here, buddy. Yes you mentioned the Supreme Court case which I was unaware of and even replied "Oh really?". Then I posted the following.

THIS IS TAKEN FROM POST # 28!!!

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Pipe down honey. I forgive you.

<Smooches>
 
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