IKEA's evil empire.

[PsychoSkitz]

IKEA, that maze of a store. I remember my Mom lost her glasses there once. They made her walk all the way through the store and then come back in again! Because theres NO turning around! It's forbidden. You turn around and you're getting hit in the ass with a dart. Those people are sick. I bet Dan Rather is in charge of it all.

Someone get Alan Thicke on the line, this cannot and will not be tolerated in America.

 

[danielson]

swedish sales technique....follow the arrows or the remote guns pop out of the ceiling

 

[smallmovesal]

blasphemy! i love ikea!

 

[tripleV]

Try going in the wrong direction next time.......you'll be told! and get the evil eye!

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

I've met the founder of IKEA, Ingvar Kamprad. Bill Gates of furniture.