If Your Mom Was a Prostitute...

[68GT350]

If you just found out that your mom used to be a prostitute...would your feelings change about her? How would you guys/gals react?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I'd give her five bucks.

 

[Lao Tzu]

if she did it for the money i wouldn't care.

 

[Captain_insano]

as long as she was one of those high class whores that can buy me Xbox's and cars..what could i do?

but if she was a crack whore i would just kill her.

 

[PinK233]

As long as I wasn't a product of her former career I wouldn't care....

 

[Taps]

I'd probably laugh. I mean, all those guys who called my mom a whore whould have been right.

Actually, I'd be really freaked out. Not something I'd want to know really...

 

[spongebob]

then i would be able to get it for free, cause we tight like that.

 

[pauly]

Just like Insano said, if she's bringing home piles of money taller than me then who cares.

 

[ssj-hawk]

I'd disown her...

 

[68GT350]

Re: Re: If Your Mom Was a Prostitute...

then i would be able to get it for free, cause we tight like that.

Now that, is disgusting...

 

[no comment]

my dad would be a pimp...

 

[MommaKin]

I think I'd be shocked at first and then eventually I'd come to grips with it and it wouldn't really matter.....also, I think it would bring us closer in the end maybe....I dunno....

 

[Binky]

My mom was married sooo.. in effect was a prostitute.
Ladies...flame away.

 

[casavant]

Yeah, basically if she made lots of money, who cares? I mean, money IS the be- all, end- all, isn't it? As long as your true feelings aren't involved and your making the fat money, who gives a shit what you do? Hell, if someone paid me enough, I'd rape their worst enemies daughter, then stick a meat hook in her vagina and hang her from their shade tree so they would have a nice surprise when they went to get the morning paper. Since I wasn't doing it for the sex or out of my own personal hatred- just for the money- it wouldn't really matter, would it?

Maybe if I get married, I will encourage my wife to prostitute herself out. After all, I would always know she truly loved only me, and with the extra money we could get a big new boat....

....Yeah, right. Fuck the idea that if you're "only in it for the money" you can suspend all values or morals. There seems to be too much of that shit going around.

 

[68GT350]

Ok...I better apologize to my mom and give her a hug then. I guess I shouldn't have been so mean to her.

 

[spongebob]

Yeah, basically if she made lots of money, who cares? I mean, money IS the be- all, end- all, isn't it? As long as your true feelings aren't involved and your making the fat money, who gives a shit what you do? Hell, if someone paid me enough, I'd rape their worst enemies daughter, then stick a meat hook in her vagina and hang her from their shade tree so they would have a nice surprise when they went to get the morning paper. Since I wasn't doing it for the sex or out of my own personal hatred- just for the money- it wouldn't really matter, would it?

Maybe if I get married, I will encourage my wife to prostitute herself out. After all, I would always know she truly loved only me, and with the extra money we could get a big new boat....

....Yeah, right. Fuck the idea that if you're "only in it for the money" you can suspend all values or morals. There seems to be too much of that shit going around.

did 68GT350 strike a nerve here?

 

[68GT350]

I don't understand the question.

 

[spongebob]

I don't understand the question.

me either.

 

[68GT350]

*slaps forhead* Doh!

 

[spongebob]

ha-ha-aaa

 

[Stumpy (The Fucking dumbass Piece of Shit!)]

Re: Re: If Your Mom Was a Prostitute...

then i would be able to get it for free, cause we tight like that.

You are one NASTY motherfucker.

 

[spongebob]

Re: Re: Re: If Your Mom Was a Prostitute...

You are one NASTY motherfucker.

no pun intended i take it.

 

[casavant]

Naaah. My mom's a Jehovah's Witness. No joke.

 

[Sheena]

May I just say....

Spongebob you crack me up laughing....

Im miserable today and u made me laugh.

Thanks hun.

Sheena


p.s Im assuming that ur name derives from the animated figure of Spongebob Squarepants. Who unfortunately we rarely get in England, but when we do.. it's a total joy.

I wanna Spongebob Squarepants T-shirt any ideas? (Im serious)

Sheena xx

 

[Binky]

I'll bet your gonna get an offer on spongebob
underpants that you are not gonna believe.......

 

[Y_lifter]

Depends...
Do we live in a CrackHouse or a PentHouse?

CrackHouse: WTF do I care. I live in a crackHouse.
PentHouse : How Yu Doin !!!

 

[spongebob]

Re: May I just say....

Spongebob you crack me up laughing....

Im miserable today and u made me laugh.

Thanks hun.

Sheena


p.s Im assuming that ur name derives from the animated figure of Spongebob Squarepants. Who unfortunately we rarely get in England, but when we do.. it's a total joy.

I wanna Spongebob Squarepants T-shirt any ideas? (Im serious)

Sheena xx

why your quite welcome babe. i love laughing.

yes, sponge is my hero, along with sting, but you probably dont like him.

a total joy uh? looks like i need to show up more often.

try this sweetie,http://store.yahoo.com/tshirtgiant/cartoons-sponge-bob-square-pants.html

just get x-large.