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IF you were Me.....

OMG!!! I thought almost this... LOL!!! For real..
 
vixenbabe said:
You'd masterbate everytime you caught a glimpse of yourself in a mirror....

Does this remind you of anyone?

:D
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Im not you, but I masturbate everytime I see one of your pictures. Plus I am always watching you with my eye! lol
 
ha, ha, ha.

I was gonna say, I'd stay home and play with myself all day. Being a women would be so much easier, I'd have my own pussy to play with....LOL....:p
 
when I read the title, I thought of how nice it would be to have boobs - but then I thought they would probably get annoying when I was trying to workout, or pick up chicks.
 
I wish I had my very own pussy to play with. I would use anything I could get my hands on....pens, pencils, drum sticks, chait/table legs, screwdrivers, banannas, a dildo attached to a drill....I could have fun for hours!!! Then I would learn yoga and try to eat myself out.
 
if i were you in all honesty i would stare at myslef naked in the mirror a lot... epsecially for the first couple of weeks after i had become you...
 
saint808 said:
if i were you in all honesty i would stare at myslef naked in the mirror a lot... epsecially for the first couple of weeks after i had become you...
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Hey, off topic, but is that picture of you at Triedia wearing the corny black outfit really you??? If so, straight up dude, what were you thinking posting that online?
 
I don't masturbate when I see myself in the miror, it's hearing myself talk that gets me. The sound of my own voice gets me as hard as a rock and i can't help but slide my hand into my pants. That's why I spend time hear at work when I should be talking to co-workers. That would get me fired for sure.
 
LOL...I'll have you know VG that my dawg happens to loooove my pussy...He's in NYC right now barking up a storm on how he misses me. Silly man...I don;t miss him I got the whole bed and the remote to MYSELF...HA!
 
LOL@ Spent...What a good friend you are....Hey, I could PM Happy a good doc on the east coast for his lil desire for boobs....

VG...Yep, Home alone and the kid a sawin logs..I'm bored and eady to draw a bubble bath and a good book. Have a great night and a good weekend, GREEK GOD! :D
 
vixenbabe said:
Home alone and the kid a sawin logs..I'm bored and eady to draw a bubble bath and a good book. Have a great night and a good weekend, GREEK GOD! :D
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Hmmm, kids asleep and you are going to read books in the bath? I say its time to play with the kitty, MEOW!

Have a great night tootsie!:D
 
vixenbabe said:
LOL@ Spent...What a good friend you are....Hey, I could PM Happy a good doc on the east coast for his lil desire for boobs....
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Thanks. I didn't make it to my current standing in the pop tart gang by being a conceited prick, that's for sure. I'm just here to help.
 
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