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If you could ask GOD one question..........................
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supersizeme
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It would probably be, "Why is Pamela awake at 3:30am?"
BigBazooka
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Bigsatan13
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Why is it that all of the people who belive in you are hurt the worst by you? They say it was what god wanted you are still ok with them. If I hurt their family I would be an asshole!
fallenangel
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please don't send me to hell (my plea) oh and can you get me a girlfriend (another plea)
so no questions just plea's
so no questions just plea's
Themachine01
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how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
HappyScrappy
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I'd say - where ya been dawg? peeps been buggin for years - what up wit dat?
then I'd shoot myself for talking like that.
I figure that is the best way to talk to god, because I've seen many football games, grammys, and mtv award shows, and that is how it is done.
this one goes out to all my dead homies in cell block 6.
then I'd shoot myself for talking like that.
I figure that is the best way to talk to god, because I've seen many football games, grammys, and mtv award shows, and that is how it is done.
this one goes out to all my dead homies in cell block 6.
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Warik
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Is the state of humanity's existence intentional, or did you make a mistake?
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PolishHammer1977
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God;
Do you really have brass feet, white eyes, and red flaming hair as described in the book of revalations, written by St. John The Divine?
Do you really have brass feet, white eyes, and red flaming hair as described in the book of revalations, written by St. John The Divine?
Will you please forgive my sins?
then
What paths of my life are available and how might I strive to make them mine? (like asking him what possible futures I could take)
Those are probably the first 2:
The meaning of life I believe is to better ones soul while experiencing as much of human life as they can and learning from it. I think he'd echo my words, maybe slightly differently, but I think thats the gist of it. Everyone must find their own faith and own beliefs. There isnt one really set meaning of life though, its more like life's meanings, there are a lot of things to be gained and experienced while living.
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What paths of my life are available and how might I strive to make them mine? (like asking him what possible futures I could take)
Those are probably the first 2:
The meaning of life I believe is to better ones soul while experiencing as much of human life as they can and learning from it. I think he'd echo my words, maybe slightly differently, but I think thats the gist of it. Everyone must find their own faith and own beliefs. There isnt one really set meaning of life though, its more like life's meanings, there are a lot of things to be gained and experienced while living.
Y_Lifter said:
I'd ask either that or "What must I do for you to allow me to make all my fantasies into reality?"
Like biteme, I have many more questions I'd ask, but that would probably be the one if I could only ask one. Unless of course the circumstances were different, (e.g: my father had passed away by the time I got this opportunity), then I would ask to see how he is doing in the afterlife.
gettinlarger
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I'd say ...
If you created man in you own vision (or however it goes, you know what I mean), what the hell happened? You must be quite the jerkoff ...
If you created man in you own vision (or however it goes, you know what I mean), what the hell happened? You must be quite the jerkoff ...
The Unjust
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This thread is a perfect example why so many people are going to burn in Hell......
Drunken_Weasel
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If there were a god, I would ask him:
"God, why was I punished so as a child, Why me of all people. Why was my father an absolute abusive asshole, why did my mom have to work 7 days a week, why did I have no friends, why was I thrown such a bad body, why, why, why!?!" And then I would burst into tears....
But, seeing as how there is no God in my eyes, I would save myself some time and emotions.
"God, why was I punished so as a child, Why me of all people. Why was my father an absolute abusive asshole, why did my mom have to work 7 days a week, why did I have no friends, why was I thrown such a bad body, why, why, why!?!" And then I would burst into tears....
But, seeing as how there is no God in my eyes, I would save myself some time and emotions.
MaGilicuti
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Pamela said:
What's your problem?
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big_bad_buff
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HulkRow said:
probably because there the lucky ones, gone to a better place..
I really enjoyed reading all your post!
The fun side of me wants to ask God; why didn't you make it feel good (like an orgasm), when women have their periods...
instead of cramps.....
But the serious side of me wants to know, why my brother died at a young age.
And am I going to see him when I die..
The fun side of me wants to ask God; why didn't you make it feel good (like an orgasm), when women have their periods...
instead of cramps.....But the serious side of me wants to know, why my brother died at a young age.
And am I going to see him when I die..
drug_against_war
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Themachine01 said:
Damn, that's what I was gonna ask.........bastard!
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bodytemple75
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1 Question....
"Did you make us in your image, or did we make you?"
Anyway, for the record,...I don't believe in God, but....if I happened to be wrong, and there actually was something up there, and I could ask away 1 question w/ a real reply... w/ my assumption, this is what I would ask first...
Then,...."What is the riddle of Steel?" ...mess with his mind a litltle....(haha)
"Did you make us in your image, or did we make you?"
Anyway, for the record,...I don't believe in God, but....if I happened to be wrong, and there actually was something up there, and I could ask away 1 question w/ a real reply... w/ my assumption, this is what I would ask first...
Then,...."What is the riddle of Steel?" ...mess with his mind a litltle....(haha)
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