If trees could scream

[AAP]

and bleed... do you think people would still cut them down all the time.

Imagine a scenario :

Chainsaw : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tree : wtf?
Chainsaw : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tree : HEY! HELP!!!!
Chainsaw : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tree : Bitch PLEASE!! Go do that one. He been talking shit about you
Chainsaw : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tree : ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chainsaw : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tree : AHHHRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Chainsaw : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tree : AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Chainsaw : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tree : fuck. i gonna fall on yo ass

 

[canadianhitman]

That would amuse me. I'd probably go out into the forest with a hatchet and randomly take a hack at trees to see what they'd say to get me to stop.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Save the trees people. Trees are good. Recycle.

 

[sugashane]

Lmao

 

[jerseyrugger76]

Ya know, to this day, I won't nail anything into a tree because some elementary school science teacher said "They're alive and can feel it!"

 

[the_alcatraz]

bunch of cruel people up in here

 

[big_bad_buff]

unless they were like the trees in lord of the rings, walk around and smash people if they try cuttin them down

 

[jnevin]

This is so going to make me have to jerk off the next time I mow my lawn.

 

[JayC9]

My tree conscience is squeaky clean, we launched a fund for investing in managed forestry, to guarantee the investment we plant three for every tree invested. If commercial venture is raping the earth of natural resources then it stands to reason that commercial venture is the only way of rectifying the situation.