If only we had

[stilleto]

Platinum Bingo.

I SO TOTALLY KICK ASS AT BINGO

I'd leave all you fools in the dust.

 

[jack sparrow]

Platinum Bingo.

I SO TOTALLY KICK ASS AT BINGO

I'd leave all you fools in the dust.

I'd bingo your ass good.

 

[jack sparrow]

Did I just say that?

 

[blut wump]

Hi, Bingo! Bingo the clowno.

 

[stilleto]

b-i-n-g-o

b-i-n-g-o

b-i-n-g-o

and bingo was his name OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack sparrow]

This thread rules.

 

[blut wump]

House!

 

[stilleto]

it does rule. i see thread of the week material right here.

screw scout's whiny thread. THIS RULES!!!!

 

[stilleto]

House!

blut, have you ever actually played bingo? maybe its something different in your country, but here, we play it nekkid.

 

[Phenom78]

Too many atheists on this site.

They'd all complain GS was forcing religion down their throats by introducing a faith based program.

 

[blut wump]

blut, have you ever actually played bingo? maybe its something different in your country, but here, we play it nekkid.

Tsk, silly. In England we keep our socks on always.

 

[Spartacus]

give me a b

 

[Spartacus]

give me a j

 

[stilleto]

Too many atheists on this site.

They'd all complain GS was forcing religion down their throats by introducing a faith based program.

DON'T RAIN HATE ON MY THREAD.

BINGO RULES!!!!!!!!

N32!!!!!!!!!

 

[stilleto]

Tsk, silly. In England we keep our socks on always.

That's cause your food isn't so good.
your feet stay cold.

FISH AND CHIPS FOR EVERYONE!

B7!!!!!!!

 

[c00per]

That's cause your food isn't so good.
your feet stay cold.

FISH AND CHIPS FOR EVERYONE!

B7!!!!!!!

You sank my battleship.

 

[jenscats5]

I like Yahtzee

 

[stilleto]

You sank my battleship.

the last time we sat in a tub and played battleship, i couldn't find mine for a week.

G50!!!!!!!!

 

[blut wump]

Two little ducks... 22

 

[Spartacus]

fuck it
where's the karmic
chutes and ladders

 

[blut wump]

The key to the door... 21

 

[stilleto]

fuck it
where's the karmic
chutes and ladders

CANDYLAND!

O60!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[stilleto]

The key to the door... 21

dude, do you even know how to play??

i have a feeling you're not even wearing a mask, are you?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Platinum Bingo.

I SO TOTALLY KICK ASS AT BINGO

I'd leave all you fools in the dust.

I have been saying this since day 1 of the casino.I'm a old lady and enjoy bingo

 

[stilleto]

I have been saying this since day 1 of the casino.I'm a old lady and enjoy bingo

I'm like, twice your age, so i LOVE it.

we should be a bingo team.

N34!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blut wump]

Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh, I do like to be beside the sea
I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom,
Where the brassbands play
Tiddley-om-pom-pom!
So just let me be beside the seaside,
I'll be beside myself with glee;
And there's lots of girls beside,
I should like to be beside,
Beside the seaside, beside the sea.

 

[Spartacus]

stfu
o8

 

[stilleto]

stfu
o8

holy crap.
there's no 8 on O.
8 belongs in the B.
looks like someone is about to lose their socks.

 

[Spartacus]

I remember as a kid winning 22 dollars on bingo
that was a lot of cash back then

 

[H_T_]

anyone ever call fake bingo? you know, yell bingo when you most definitely did not have bingo.

 

[stilleto]

anyone ever call fake bingo? you know, yell bingo when you most definitely did not have bingo.

women are known to fake bingo.

 

[Spartacus]

women are known to fake bingo.

heh

 

[H_T_]

women are known to fake bingo.

that hurt.....

 

[blut wump]

Top of the shop... nine-oh, blind 90

 

[stilleto]

that hurt.....

when i call BINGO, i mean it.

can someone please explain to blut how bingo is played? he's saying some crazy shit and still has his clothes on.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm liking this thread

 

[stilleto]

I'm liking this thread

I16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[H_T_]

when i call BINGO, i mean it.

can someone please explain to blut how bingo is played? he's saying some crazy shit and still has his clothes on.

a bingo hall is no place to fuck around in. never underestimate senior strength & anger. with their yellow fingernails and claw like hands. they would rend you limb from limb.

 

[stilleto]

a bingo hall is no place to fuck around in. never underestimate senior strength & anger. with their yellow fingernails and claw like hands. they would rend you limb from limb.

i would so totally pwn them they'd think their walkers exploded.

although, one time I pissed off my grandfather and he took out his teeth and threw them at me. damn that hurt.

 

[blut wump]

Two fat ladies... 88

 

[stilleto]

Two fat ladies... 88

LOL!!! 88 was the the pink number. now you have to take a dare.

 

[H_T_]

i would so totally pwn them they'd think their walkers exploded.

although, one time I pissed off my grandfather and he took out his teeth and threw them at me. damn that hurt.

i never had a Grandpa.

 

[stilleto]

i never had a Grandpa.

i'm sorry.
they sleep a lot.

 

[H_T_]

i'm sorry.
they sleep a lot.

so do i...

 

[stilleto]

so do i...

i'd wonder if you were my grandpa, but.. um... you know.

that'd be wierd.


me being older than you and all.

 

[H_T_]

i'd wonder if you were my grandpa, but.. um... you know.

that'd be wierd.


me being older than you and all.

and totally horny for me......

 

[stilleto]

and totally horny for me......

there's that too, yeah.

 

[H_T_]

there's that too, yeah.

people would judge us. not fair. ever get bitten by a goat?

 

[jafo]

im only 2 nubers away keep calling them out ..damn it

your fuckin up the rotation

 

[Frisky]

I just had a fully loaded lemonaid and it was orgasmic

 

[stilleto]

people would judge us. not fair. ever get bitten by a goat?

no.
have you?
i remember there was a thread here recently about being kicked in the ass by a mule, but I've never had that either. i suck.

 

[H_T_]

I just had a fully loaded lemonaid and it was orgasmic

*giggles* that wasn't lemonade.......*zip*

 

[stilleto]

Bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[H_T_]

no.
have you?
i remember there was a thread here recently about being kicked in the ass by a mule, but I've never had that either. i suck.

i got bit a by a gnarly old fucking duck at the petting zoo when i was about 6 years old. i had my hands cupped, instead of flat. that rotten fucking duck clamped down on me like a bouvier......

 

[jafo]

Bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT FAIR


and NICE ASS

 

[stilleto]

i got bit a by a gnarly old fucking duck at the petting zoo when i was about 6 years old. i had my hands cupped, instead of flat. that rotten fucking duck clamped down on me like a bouvier......

damn fuggin' dugg.
I mean, duck.

duck is tasty though, if cooked right. bouvier's are not though.

 

[Mr. dB]

Tsk, silly. In England we keep our socks on always.

And you wear sweaters in the summer.

 

[Mr. dB]

You sank my battleship.

Bastard, you beat me to it.

 

[Spartacus]

holy crap.
there's no 8 on O.
8 belongs in the B.
looks like someone is about to lose their socks.

I'm keeping my socks
you're too busy with bingo to notice
even what color

 

[Spartacus]

I just had a fully loaded lemonaid and it was orgasmic

Mike's Hard?

 

[stilleto]

I'm keeping my socks
you're too busy with bingo to notice
even what color

your socks should match your eyes. for when they are next to eachother.

 

[Spartacus]

your socks should match your eyes. for when they are next to eachother.

I'm not computing this
wtf
humantarget do you understand?

 

[Spartacus]

hung to humantarget
hung to humantarget
over

 

[stilleto]

its for when i pin your ankles next to your ears

lol

 

[Spartacus]

its for when i pin your ankles next to your ears

lol

strangle my cock with your ass

 

[Spartacus]

I got a boner when I posted the above
wtf

 

[stilleto]

those are interesting shoes to wear with that outfit, but you're still sexy.

 

[Spartacus]

those are interesting shoes to wear with that outfit, but you're still sexy.

I'm horny all the time

 

[Spartacus]

because I never get laid

 

[stilleto]

lol
you lie like a $2 whore.