If Nathan was doing telemarketing...

[SofaGeorge]

...I would take my number off the National Do Not CAll registry.

If he was selling products by phone - what would he say?

 

[Kopaka]

This is Nathan with so & so, and I'd like to help you save money right now...

 

[Apöllo]

He would say something like, "I know you're not going to buy this and I don't fucking care. If it was up to me you would all fucking go to hell and suck on satans thorny cock. Now, how are you currently feeling about your long distance carrier?"

 

[jackangel]

helloooo, my name ith naaaathan. are you intherethted in thome thuper thilky penith cream? i know i am!


it'th fabulouth!

 

[DrDillio]

Probably nothing to do with gambling

 

[DrDillio]

wait unless Nathin thinks putting gerbals in his ass gambling. Then maybe

 

[Lao Tzu]

"hi i just graduated with an astrophysics degree but im doing this for money. thats not when im not working in a 7-11. Lets be honest, you don't give a shit and dont want to buy anything from me and thats fine im only taking this job so i can afford drugs to distract me from my fucked up life. Do you have a daughter my age by chance, maybe the 19-25 year age bracket? if so, and you are open to even trades, i can pull some strings at the telemarketing center to have your elvis plates sent with free shipping in exchange for some oral sex. Your daughter can come too. I love satan. Sincerely nathan"

 

[SofaGeorge]

This has the makings of being the funniest EF thread ever.

 

[Dial_tone]

Who the heck is Nathan anyway?

 

[gonelifting]

I`m telling.

 

[beefybull]

Niggas always doggin on Nate just b/c he likes to get high. Fuck off.

 

[JBRO]

who the shits nathan

 

[plornive]

Don't even expect me to give you an introduction or I will be forced to rip your tongue out with my bare and hard hand. I'm currently blazing while randomly calling the numbers of people with surnames I fancy ugly. In other words, I'm going to seriouly maim your pet kitten and fondle your daughter if you don't buy a magazine subscription. Any questions Mister Ezakowitz? What's your credit card number. Shut up.

 

[beefybull]

who the shits nathan

His EF logon name is "Nathan", do a search newb.

 

[plornive]

Nathan is a legend in these parts. You best be careful.

 

[canadianhitman]

More telemarketers should go out of their way to be outlandish and entertaining. People'd be less likely to hang up right away, and they could sneak in the sales pitch once they had em' laughing.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i buy everything people sell me on the phone

 

[MFMan]

LMAO!

 

[AAP]

Hi I am Nathan and I am the shinest telemarketer in all the land. I am high. I won't sleep for 3 days straight and if you don't buy, I will call you throughout the week every chance I get. And I have a huge cock too.

 

[Y_lifter]

All you could hear on the other end would be Heavy Breathing and lots of baaaing sheep.

 

[Dial_tone]

This has the makings of being the funniest EF thread ever.

Only if AAP has a nathan story...

 

[SofaGeorge]

bump

 

[psychedout]

^^^