if I had a pet monkey...

[HappyScrappy]

or even one of them bathroom monkeys - I'd name him "Paco".

 

[frorider6]

Why bother naming them. They die so fast. Maybe just number them. Or just call them "monkey". I mean, it's just a tool. You don't name your toothbrush do you?

 

[HappyScrappy]

my toothbrush's name is "Enrique" - he sings to me and I make him dance

 

[HighIntensity]

i have often though of nameing my first born "Optimus Prime"

 

[the nature boy]

or even one of them bathroom monkeys - I'd name him "Paco".

I love my bathroom monkey. My bathroom used to be a mess, but now it's monkey clean AND monkey fresh.

Thanks bathroom monkey.

 

[HappyScrappy]

the best part is when they lose their cleaning powers, you can just throw them out and get a new one.

I don't know what they eat - but I know that I love my bathroom monkey.

(monkey hate clean)

 

[the nature boy]

obviously HS and myself are big believers in the Bathroom Monkey System.

 

[supersizeme]

Thanks Oops I Crapped My Pants!

 

[HappyScrappy]

sounds like me in the gym today.

 

[danielson]

is paco spanish

spanish names only work with donkeys

 

[HappyScrappy]

my donkey's name is Elrond.
he can get a coke from the fridge, open it, and drink it - all by himself.


and not to brag - but so can I

 

[danielson]

my donkey's name is Elrond.
he can get a coke from the fridge, open it, and drink it - all by himself.

so he's used to something the size of a bottlecap huh

 

[Latimer]

If I had a pet monkey I'd name him Mr. Peepers.

 

[HappyScrappy]

if I had a pet duck, I'd name him "Mr. Quackers" and get an invisible fence for him with one of those electric collars - then I'd shock the shit out of him - you know, knock a tooth out.

 

[starfish]

Ducks have teeth??

 

[HappyScrappy]

Ducks have teeth??

none of mine do from all the shocking.

cows do. and 4 stomachs.

if I had a cow, the girl would be "Bessie" and the boy would be "HonkeyAssDickPony"

 

[Lostdog]

Did somebody say monkey?


















Is it wrong?

 

[smallmovesal]

Did somebody say monkey?

Is it wrong?

good god who gave you platinum?

you owe me a bucket of triple threat for that one

 

[Lostdog]

Smallz,Send me your best Booty shot and mail me an address and I'll think about it

 

[fiatconspiracy]

lol

 

[Bigsatan13]

If I had a pet monkey I'd spank it!

 

[WODIN]

or even one of them bathroom monkeys - I'd name him "Paco".

That is such a cliche!

Now I would name one...drumb roll....Mr Wiggle Sniffy Butt.

 

[HappyScrappy]

now that some time has passed... I'd still name the monkey "Paco"

 

[biteme]

If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name him Bluto.

 

[Hannibal]

now that some time has passed... I'd still name the monkey "Paco"

If I had a helper monkey I would definitely name him "Mojo"

 

[outsider]

Monkeys like to throw their poo right? Now you want to have one in your bathroom close to your poo too?

 

[Hannibal]

ha ha, "Mojo! Give me those donuts!"

"Why is that monkey wearing a diaper...I thought he was house trained."

 

[big_bad_buff]

i have often though of nameing my first born "Optimus Prime"

HAHAHAAHAHHAH.....hey wait, that's not bad, first name Optimus, middle name prome, that be kinda cool...hell none of the kids would tease him because they probably never seen the show

 

[jesus 2]

now that some time has passed... I'd still name the monkey "Paco"

you have left jesus 2 in awe.

j to da 2

 

[68GT350]

I don't know what i'd name him, but i'd sure as teach him how to pick pockets.