I'd like to be a moderator

[Kakdiesel]

how do i apply for the job?

 

[Code]

You have to be gay, a chick (who has an ass-shot in her avatar) or a source.....

 

[naturally anabolic]

you have to go thru the gauntlet of corn/wodin/ryanh and if your butt isn't sore you're set lol

 

[kronk]

you have to go thru the gauntlet of corn/wodin/ryanh and if your butt isn't sore you're set lol

I am still asking myself, why oh why did I do that

 

[beastboy]

You have to be gay, a chick (who has an ass-shot in her avatar) or a source.....

Why isn't decem a mod yet?

 

[Nathan]

Hey now, that's only true on Elite.

But yeah, Cornholio and WODIn aare both verry gay. Look at their avatrs for cripes' sake.

 

[Code]

Why isn't decem a mod yet?

Don't mess with da Nugga Army fool!

 

[dballer]

do you plan on editing your friends posts? Do you plan on locking threads for no good reason?

How about scamming people..??? You gotta promise to go to the MOD board and say rude shit about everyone on here who trusts you.. oh and try to get people who trust you banned.

 

[gymtime]

Natty is correct. You must first run the corn,wodin, ryanh guantlett. Or, as spentagn calls them, "The Holy Trinity of Gaylords."

 

[beastboy]

Don't mess with da Nugga Army fool!

They are weak. Money shots are the only ammo they have, and they reserve that for one another.

 

[Kakdiesel]

i'd like to be a mod just for the perks...plus i've been a very long time member...

 

[Code]

i'd like to be a mod just for the perks...plus i've been a very long time member...

I'm pretty sure the only perk is the ability scam people and be protected by the other mods.

 

[dballer]

i'd like to be a mod just for the perks...plus i've been a very long time member...

first you gotta buy plat.

why would you ask to be hated???

 

[Kakdiesel]

i would never want to be a mod for the chat board..waaay too much drama over here..

but for the anabolic board? hell yes..many many perks

 

[dballer]

i would never want to be a mod for the chat board..waaay too much drama over here..

but for the anabolic board? hell yes..many many perks

don't bet on it dude.

 

[Code]

i would never want to be a mod for the chat board..waaay too much drama over here..

but for the anabolic board? hell yes..many many perks

Perks for ana board:
Scams
Reverse scams
Listing yourself as a ref for yourself
And the occasional front

 

[dballer]

Perks for ana board:
Scams
Reverse scams
Listing yourself as a ref for yourself
And the occasional front

and all of the good sources will avoid you like the plauge.

 

[-SD-]

i'd like to be a mod just for the perks...plus i've been a very long time member...

So have I....?

 

[Nathan]

Perks for ana board:
Scams
Reverse scams
Listing yourself as a ref for yourself
And the occasional front

Free gear and kickbacks are rampant. It's good being a mod.

 

[Code]

It's mostly the anabolic board.

Half the mods there just copy/paste or repeat shit they heard from someone else.

I doubt any of them get anything but meager fronts.

 

[Big Buck]

I plead the 5th....ha, ha, ha

 

[freak daddy]

and all of the good sources will avoid you like the plauge.

I could'nt have said it better.

 

[freak daddy]

Free gear? Damn....I'm missing out. Where do these assumptions come from? Or are you just talking about guys on the anabolic board only?

This really is getting on my nerves. If someone sent me free gear, I would be very, very leary. You're probably going to get fucked in the ass. I'd be the first to laugh too. A good source would never front gear. A good source does'nt have to front gear. If he or she is fronting, look out. You will eventually getted scammed.

 

[GinNJuice]

how do i apply for the job?

You have to be gay, extremely liberal or you have to keep quiet and act like you are.

If you post a political opinion, and someone else invalidates your position, then you must delete the post so no one has proof that you were owned.

If you make disparaging statements about other members then you have to delete them before that person sees it (but after everyone else has) and can show proof that you said it, or you must post it on the Mod board.

You must send screen copies of the Mod Board to you friends, then deny that you did it.

If anyone points out hypocrisy in your statements or values, you must first delete all proof of said statements, then demand proof. When proof can not be given, then you must threaten to ban that person.

And most important of all…… you must try to ban anyone that disagrees with you, while claiming it’s for “other” reasons.

 

[mekannik]

I'd vote for you Kak. Hell yeah. Your being a mod would get RyanH to settle down about this board not being diverse enough and oppressing everyone.

So your platform could be that you're Asian.


Does that count me as being racist? Does it?
WooHoo!

I'm a racist! I'm a racist! Hear that mom, and you said I wouldn't amount to anything! YES!!!



All kidding aside - Kak has presented some good conversation topics - but would time be a factor with Chiro school?




BTW - can I still be labelled a racist?

 

[Code]

Trust me when I say this, being a mod is nothing to rave about. You are nothing more than a digital janitor cleaning up dumbass source posts and fighting with idiots all day long.

Most serious sources wouldn't bother with giving kickbacks to a newbie mod. And no start-up source can afford to give all mods kick backs.

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Re: I'd like to be a moderator

You have to be gay, extremely liberal or you have to keep quiet and act like you are.

NEGATIVE.

If you post a political opinion, and someone else invalidates your position, then you must delete the post so no one has proof that you were owned.

NOPE.

If you make disparaging statements about other members then you have to delete them before that person sees it (but after everyone else has) and can show proof that you said it, or you must post it on the Mod board.

NEVER.

You must send screen copies of the Mod Board to you friends, then deny that you did it.

NOT.

If anyone points out hypocrisy in your statements or values, you must first delete all proof of said statements, then demand proof. When proof can not be given, then you must threaten to ban that person.
LOL - THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT NO.

And most important of all…… you must try to ban anyone that disagrees with you, while claiming it’s for “other” reasons.

HMMM......LOL

 

[GinNJuice]

All good answers Corn, I guess all ya'll ain't bad.

 

[The Shadow]

hehehehehe,...I dunno - sometimes I wanna ban myself....

 

[Kakdiesel]

i think my CKD article I wrote that was posted on the anabolic board should make me king LOL j/k


and with the comment about chiro school? Well looks like i might not have one anymore sometime in the near future

 

[dballer]

All good answers Corn, I guess all ya'll ain't bad.

HOLY SHIT!!! I just turned my signatures on... you get KARMA for that one dude!!!
FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

You can't be a mod without being platinum!!!! That's one of the perks!

And the women's board mods kick any of y'all asses anyday.

 

[Fonz]

You can't be a mod without being platinum!!!! That's one of the perks!

And the women's board mods kick any of y'all asses anyday.

Good point. We get a free ride.

Fonz

 

[GinNJuice]

HOLY SHIT!!! I just turned my signatures on... you get KARMA for that one dude!!!
FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!

None of those are my words

..... ya just gave me another green dot

 

[kronk]

hehehehehe,...I dunno - sometimes I wanna ban myself....

Your banned.