I'd go work out, but...

[scruples]

i left my fuckin shoes in las vegas and spent all my money there too

 

[troybday]

well, i hope at least u had a good time. by the sounds of it you must have!!!

 

[supersizeme]

...my name is HappyScrappy!

 

[Frackal]

Sounds like you're suffering from a bit of the 'lazy motherfucker'

 

[scruples]

my left hand is numb too

 

[Frackal]

Quick, jack off with it!