I wish it never happend

[nangiggles]

I think we all have one or more stories of that horrible thing that happened during sex, anal gone wrong, a loud queef in the worst moment, a nibble turned bite a fart, you name it, what horrible thing happened?

Please be advised we will laugh at you and your stories

 

[Dan Salas]

Oh c'mon you have to go first after starting such a thread!

 

[Aplopez8]

Oh c'mon you have to go first after starting such a thread!

Agree

 

[nangiggles]

Many moons ago with an ex I was on my period so he decided to piitb instead. He insisted i get on top of him instead of hitting it from behind . When we finished he had blood all over. Ugh so embarassing and gross

 

[nangiggles]

Another ex loved taking his cawk all the time way out and then back in, so after a while he'd pack me with air and sometimes I queefed.... ugh

 

[nangiggles]

Last month my husband had the brilliant idea of having sex in our pool deck on a papasan chair. As he was coming I lost my balance, he slipped out, i literally and painfully sat on his erection and he came all over the chair cushion. Lovely.

 

[Aplopez8]

I do my gf on her period all the time I don't care lol one time I was having sex and she farted cuz all the weight I was putting on her I guess ..

 

[wootoom]

Last month my husband had the brilliant idea of having sex in our pool deck on a papasan chair. As he was coming I lost my balance, he slipped out, i literally and painfully sat on his erection and he came all over the chair cushion. Lovely.

This never happened

 

[caligirl85]

This never happened

But it did make me laugh!

 

[MadM11]

Nice, Nangiggles! Had the same situation, then girl jumped on me and slipped out, after fall on my erectic, painful!