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I will eat your soul
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sconoscuito
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you got problems
Deus Ex Machina
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Tell me of the type of people you'd eliminate from this world.
MrMakaveli
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*SOUL-CLAP*
OMGWTFBBQ
brobe
scontillio, you don't even know the half of it. You should see the length of my nose hairs.
Deus Ex Cockinmouth, I would rid the world of anyone that disagrees with me or doesn't think the same way. Also ugly chicks and all dudes that don't think I'm cool.
shitbox, I wouldn't touch any part of you with a ten foot pole. You can live until I figure out some way to propel something away from me at a speed and mass that would be sufficient to tear through your protective coating and break something special.
I will call it a boomstick and carry it with me everywhere until I am told otherwise.
Deus Ex Cockinmouth, I would rid the world of anyone that disagrees with me or doesn't think the same way. Also ugly chicks and all dudes that don't think I'm cool.
shitbox, I wouldn't touch any part of you with a ten foot pole. You can live until I figure out some way to propel something away from me at a speed and mass that would be sufficient to tear through your protective coating and break something special.
I will call it a boomstick and carry it with me everywhere until I am told otherwise.
sconoscuito
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congrats
you just turned into nathan
you just turned into nathan
sconoscuito
Banned
you are rotting?
OMGWTFBBQ
brobe
FRUIT you fucking muckass.
I really didn't want to come into work today. Had I just stayed at home, life would have been about the same. I'd probably just be waking up right now.
Everyone here is all like "blah blah blah" and I'm all like... fuck I hate this.
I'm sick of people telling me that our network is slow. As if I am able to do something about it, and/or haven't noticed that myself yet.
and the worst part is I have to go to the grocery store this evening.
Things I hate, in order:
1) the phone
2) gas stations where someone else has to pump your shit
3) the grocery store
4) everyone that isn't me
I really didn't want to come into work today. Had I just stayed at home, life would have been about the same. I'd probably just be waking up right now.
Everyone here is all like "blah blah blah" and I'm all like... fuck I hate this.
I'm sick of people telling me that our network is slow. As if I am able to do something about it, and/or haven't noticed that myself yet.
and the worst part is I have to go to the grocery store this evening.
Things I hate, in order:
1) the phone
2) gas stations where someone else has to pump your shit
3) the grocery store
4) everyone that isn't me
Jay Sean Juggy D
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What kind of printer do you have ? How fast does it print ppm ?Do you prefer to print in black ink only or color ?
sconoscuito
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what you about to get at the store?
OMGWTFBBQ
brobe
Jay Sean Juggy D said:
There are a lot of printers here and they are all black. Black like your soul.
Except for the color one.
I prefer to print in black because it is cheaper. Especially if it is a laser printer.
Sonmito, I'm going to the store to get a lot of juice, some milk, pasta, pasta sauce, and some shaving cream
You need anything?
jh1
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Anybody ever give their g/f a fully body massage while they were to sick to 'have some fun'?
I just left my g/f's place. I had to. She is sick and her body aches, so I gave her a fully body massage, of course she is naked - she has such a beautifull body and I couldn't help but get myself worked up... I could smell 'sex' - you know she doesn't stink in the least but when you have your face right in it I could smell it...
I had to get out there, it was driving me mad....
I just left my g/f's place. I had to. She is sick and her body aches, so I gave her a fully body massage, of course she is naked - she has such a beautifull body and I couldn't help but get myself worked up... I could smell 'sex' - you know she doesn't stink in the least but when you have your face right in it I could smell it...
I had to get out there, it was driving me mad....
Deus Ex Machina
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omgwtf, remember when you were so hateful towards macs, and now you're basically their spokesperson/sex-slave, how does that make you feel?
what's so good about macs vs pc's? i'd like to know, because i have money saved up to buy another computer.
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what's so good about macs vs pc's? i'd like to know, because i have money saved up to buy another computer.
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OMGWTFBBQ
brobe
Becoming, I don't print pictures of people - only animals and text. Or pictures made from ASCII text.
As for the network, I'm already squeezing as hard as I can.
As for the Mac:
Pros:
1) Pretty
2) fantastic hardware
3) software is easy as hell to use and just works (Windows is "easy" and "works" but it isn't - the Mac allows you to be drunk, blind, and retarded and you are still good)
4) everything is designed to be perfect instead of just to work
Cons:
1) if you are used to Windows, Macs do shit differently
2) they cost a fuckload
3) My Powerbook is slower than my other laptop, and it needs more RAM - I can justify it still because the user experience is fantastic and I don't do anything all that processor intensive on the laptop, I offload it to a server
4) you are a Mac fag if you own one
If I had to list only a single cool thing about Mac stuff, it is actually an app. Someone could port the app over to Windows I guess.
Safari. It is a web browser. That in itself is good - but then there is a plug-in called "PithHelmet".
It allows you to block all content that you want - but for the most part - ads.
Blocking pop-ups is fine. The google toolbar can do that in Windows, and the Mozilla clients do it built in the way Safari does.
But PithHelmet will block ad content on the page as well and reshape the page so that you don't even know that there was ever an ad there.
It will get rid of links that are ads, and it will get rid of banner ads.
I can go on and on.
And a ton of it is open source.
I still hate Macs and most of the Mac people - I LOVE Unix. If this shit ever goes back towards Mac OS 9, then I'm outta here.
But as it is now, fucking cool.
As for the network, I'm already squeezing as hard as I can.
As for the Mac:
Pros:
1) Pretty
2) fantastic hardware
3) software is easy as hell to use and just works (Windows is "easy" and "works" but it isn't - the Mac allows you to be drunk, blind, and retarded and you are still good)
4) everything is designed to be perfect instead of just to work
Cons:
1) if you are used to Windows, Macs do shit differently
2) they cost a fuckload
3) My Powerbook is slower than my other laptop, and it needs more RAM - I can justify it still because the user experience is fantastic and I don't do anything all that processor intensive on the laptop, I offload it to a server
4) you are a Mac fag if you own one
If I had to list only a single cool thing about Mac stuff, it is actually an app. Someone could port the app over to Windows I guess.
Safari. It is a web browser. That in itself is good - but then there is a plug-in called "PithHelmet".
It allows you to block all content that you want - but for the most part - ads.
Blocking pop-ups is fine. The google toolbar can do that in Windows, and the Mozilla clients do it built in the way Safari does.
But PithHelmet will block ad content on the page as well and reshape the page so that you don't even know that there was ever an ad there.
It will get rid of links that are ads, and it will get rid of banner ads.
I can go on and on.
And a ton of it is open source.
I still hate Macs and most of the Mac people - I LOVE Unix. If this shit ever goes back towards Mac OS 9, then I'm outta here.
But as it is now, fucking cool.
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