I went off on a narc tonight!!!!!!!

[Immortal Juicer]

check this out. i'm at a club for new years and this lady comes up to me out of the blue and says: "do you know where i can get some party favors?" obviously a narc. i tell her no. she asks me again and i told her no. later, she must had forgot she asked me and she comes up with the exact same line: "do you have any "party favors" (wink, wink)"

i had enough. i told her to get the fuck out of here and relax because it was fucking new years. then i grabbed her and pulled her over to one of my friends and told him she wanted some party favors. i was like "yeah, they have some balloons, hats and streamers up front. we love party favors. new years is fucking great, we get to play with party favors all night. what do you want me to get you? a hat? a ribbon? i've got tons of party favors.

then she said she was talking about rolls. "they have drinks at the bar but i dont think they have any bread. we're going to bob evans and they have a buffet for 4.99. they have plenty of rolls there."

then the bitch ran off.

give me a fuckin break. its new years and they are out trying to stop everyone from having fun.

it was fucking hilarious.

 

[Mad Max]

Thats some funny shit bro. Wish I could have seen her face. With all the shit thats been going on you would think they could cut us a break just on new years and let us party. God know we need it after all the shit we've been going through.
---PEACE---Mad Max

 

[Immortal Juicer]

With all the shit thats been going on you would think they could cut us a break just on new years and let us party. God know we need it after all the shit we've been going through.
---PEACE---Mad Max

yeah, no shit right? i understand that she was just doing her job but damn, ask me once then move on. last week another one came up and acted like he was my best friend. he had forgot my name but when i told him, he remembered right away. and guess what he wanted. then he said "man there are a lot of cops in here you have to be careful.....but you know i'm straight so can i get some pills?" the fucker probably got psych degree from the back of a magazine to think that shit like that would work. then he asked me what my last name was! Why the fuck would you want to know someone's last name in a club? he remembered right away though. he was so dumb i could have told him anything:

-"whats your first name again?"
-adolf
-"adolf, yeah adolf thats right. you my boy. yeah, adolf....whats your last name again?"
-hitler
"hitler, adolf hitler, thats right. adolf hitlers my boy."

go run that through the computer donnie brasco. i cant imagine the people they actually bust like that. there is a wide spectrum of law enforcement from the true undercover fbi/dea agents, and the new recruit at the east bumfuck police academy.

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

Narcs should all be whacked. Narcs have no right to live after they've ratted out all their "friends and family."

 

[macDbol]

21 jump street

 

[HamsterHider]

Narcs should all be whacked. Narcs have no right to live after they've ratted out all their "friends and family."

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE STUPIDIST BITCH ON HERE. I SWEAR YOU MAKE STUPID ASS POSTS TRYING TO FIT IN FYREWOMAN MIDGET. THEY ARE REFERRING TO NARCS AS NARCOTICS OFFICERS "UNDERCOVER COPS" NOT INFORMANTS NOW NEVER COME BACK TO ELITE AGAIN AND I WILL BE HAPPY.