Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below Shit lockers are the god damned worse. Especially when fucking kids run around tipping them bitches over, and the shit leaks all over the ground. Its even worse when you're inside and they tip it over so it falls on the door, and your trapped in a puddle of shit, piss, and other misc.
I was walking down my street today
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GenetiKing
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SG,
I'm very interested in pursuing a career in the outhouse cleaner/septic tank purging area and realted services. It has always been my dream to relieve helpless citizens of their vile waste and diseased infested excrement and waste. Is there a more noble cause? Of course not.
Anyway, what type of educational background and training prepartation have you had in order to achieve such an lofty occupational status? What would you recommend for a hopeful up-and-coming young shit scoper such as myself? Do you have a PhD? Did you intern anywhere? Any schools/universities that you might suggest for said field? Any and all advice would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
GenetiKing
P.S. Actually SG, it was you *blush* who ignited my septic tank cleaning fire. After watching you lead such an admirable lifestlye, I couldn't help but acknowledge my own feelings that I, too, wanted spend my best years disposing of others' waste. You are an ispiration to us all and my personal hero. *more blushing*
I'm very interested in pursuing a career in the outhouse cleaner/septic tank purging area and realted services. It has always been my dream to relieve helpless citizens of their vile waste and diseased infested excrement and waste. Is there a more noble cause? Of course not.
Anyway, what type of educational background and training prepartation have you had in order to achieve such an lofty occupational status? What would you recommend for a hopeful up-and-coming young shit scoper such as myself? Do you have a PhD? Did you intern anywhere? Any schools/universities that you might suggest for said field? Any and all advice would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
GenetiKing
P.S. Actually SG, it was you *blush* who ignited my septic tank cleaning fire. After watching you lead such an admirable lifestlye, I couldn't help but acknowledge my own feelings that I, too, wanted spend my best years disposing of others' waste. You are an ispiration to us all and my personal hero. *more blushing*
satanic goatslayer
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Well, when I first got into the business, I was a high school dropout (8th grade) with no special training or qualifications whatsoever. I figured that I could NEVER get into a career as prestigious as outhouse cleaning without a college degree or even a high school diploma.
Just for the hell of it, I applied at the local shithouse where they informed me that their regular guy was in the hospital suffering from colon cancer, so they had an opening. I took it.
The next few months were spent learning the trade from a guy named Sal. He showed me the intricacies of scrubbing fecal matter off of toilet seats, and within a few months, I was a certified Crappercleaner.
I'm trying to distance myself from it, however. The industry has become more obsessed with the money than the pure joy of cleaning up other people's waste matter.
Just for the hell of it, I applied at the local shithouse where they informed me that their regular guy was in the hospital suffering from colon cancer, so they had an opening. I took it.
The next few months were spent learning the trade from a guy named Sal. He showed me the intricacies of scrubbing fecal matter off of toilet seats, and within a few months, I was a certified Crappercleaner.
I'm trying to distance myself from it, however. The industry has become more obsessed with the money than the pure joy of cleaning up other people's waste matter.
You should go out and buy a nine iron go to the mans house. when he anwers the door calmly tell him that you came to apologize after he lets you in to hear what you have to say you beat him until the head breaks off
of the shaft (which my take awhile) then stab him to death with the shaft. rude old people
of the shaft (which my take awhile) then stab him to death with the shaft. rude old people
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