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I was in a bad mood today

Nathan

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I feel much better now though after having hit up my vaporizer. Marijuana is a medical marvel I tell you. For a minute there I forgot I was even online posting on the internet. Does anyone else ever do that? I'm going to just write every random thought I have for a minute and I want to see how close what I come up with is to a typical post I make here. Here goes:

I can't think of anything interesting to write. This sucks. I'd better start thinking harder than this. Here goes. Fuck. Nothing's happening. Why does my mind always wander to picturing naked blonde women that are for some unknown reason fondling themselves and ultimately having a much better time than any normal person would be having gratifying themselves without a partner. The music is too damn loud. I'm going to turn it down a bit. That's better. I have to pee. I think I can hold out for a while since I really don't feel like getting up. I think that same thing about 40 times a day I think. That's a little weird but I'm ultimately comfortable with the whole thing. Wait a second, I might be hungry. I'm either hungry or something's wrong. I hope it's just hunger. My pubic region is itchy. There we are. This new Diet Coke with lime I'm drinking is not all that bad tasting. I wonder what kind of flavours we'll have for drinks in 50 years. Coke would have a pretty strange taste to a Neanderthal I bet. Those guys were strong as fuck. I wish I had genetics like that. I could totally do without the protruding forehead and jaw though. I'm bored of this now. I will stop.
 
best post ever. First time I've ever said that.
 
Nathan said:
I think the fact that you're the only one who replied probably doesn't support your little theory.

It just attests to my superior intelligence. Noone else can recognize the hidden meaning in your post. I'll keep it a secret.
 
Smurfy said:
I luv you man

I always get paranoid reading posts like this and assume everyone is being sarcastic. I envision them rolling their eyes as they say it with a thickly sarcastic tone. Sons of bitches. :)
 
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