I was havign sex with Jesus..

[*MissFit*]

In my dream last nite jesusfreak. does that mean he is a fornicator as well. he said thank you and told me i did a good job

 

[CFZB]

Re: was havign sex with Jesus..

it was me and it wasnt a dream ....

 

[*MissFit*]

Oh sorry for screaming out your fathers name then. "Oh GOD"

 

[CFZB]

Oh sorry for screaming out your fathers name then. "Oh GOD"

sweet !!

 

[SoreArms]

I bet he was a prude, did you try one in the stink?

 

[*MissFit*]

I bet he was a prude, did you try one in the stink?

na h i took control.. He did let me put a banana up his butt and tied him down with some leather ropes. i had lying around.. I really think he liked it

 

[ChefWide]

did he hand you a box of nails and ask if you could put him up for the night?

 

[CFZB]

did he hand you a box of nails and ask if you could put him up for the night?

lol...i get it...

 

[*MissFit*]

did he hand you a box of nails and ask if you could put him up for the night?

yah how'd u know

 

[Lumberg]

i did a good job

SO right then and there you knew it was a dream.

 

[*MissFit*]

SO right then and there you knew it was a dream.

 

[roidpuple]

Jesus who?

 

[UA_Iron]

prettypest is dirty, I love that.

 

[Lowest]

And tonight, it's Muhammed. Or if you stick to christianity, the 12 disciples can run a train on you... that might be fun!

 

[*MissFit*]

And tonight, it's Muhammed. Or if you stick to christianity, the 12 disciples can run a train on you... that might be fun!

i will get ot the disciples in the next few weeks

 

[Lowest]

Cool... just so you know, people call me Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John sometimes, so you might wanna start there

 

[roidpuple]

i will get ot the disciples in the next few weeks

ah you changed your avatar?? hummmm....Your leg is trying to strangel you in tha pic run... oh only one leg humm

 

[Mr. dB]

In my dream last nite jesusfreak. does that mean he is a fornicator as well. he said thank you and told me i did a good job

Become a nun, they are all married to Jesus and get to fuck him every night.

If not Jesus, then maybe Manny, Nestor, Jaime, Hector, or Pedro...

 

[*MissFit*]

nun.. no way.. i can't fortincate then.. or i couldtry and convert those priests to do it with me

 

[Lowest]

Unless you dress up like a young altar-boy you ain't gonna have any luck with the priests!

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

r u drunk when postin this?

In my dream last nite jesusfreak. does that mean he is a fornicator as well. he said thank you and told me i did a good job

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

na h i took control.. He did let me put a banana up his butt and tied him down with some leather ropes. i had lying around.. I really think he liked it

You're one twisted girl

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

You're one twisted girl

no joke

 

[*MissFit*]

no joke

hahaha I'm silly not twisted.. i can twist alot though

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

hahaha I'm silly not twisted.. i can twist alot though

i was attempting to appreciate the artistic expression i hoped was in your first post.

 

[*MissFit*]

i was attempting to appreciate the artistic expression i hoped was in your first post.

Oh yup my imaginatyion has a whole new meaning

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Oh yup my imaginatyion has a whole new meaning

oh, okay... well carry on then. watch for lightning bolts.

 

[*MissFit*]

oh, okay... well carry on then. watch for lightning bolts.

Waiting for jesus tp pull those out on our next rendevous

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Waiting for jesus tp pull those out on our next rendevous

show your tits and shut up.

 

[*MissFit*]

show your tits and shut up.

I dont have big tits.. i like my ass

 

[*MissFit*]

also if ur gonna tell me waht to do.. u better know how to make me do it

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

i feel you could have adequately expressed both of the previous thoughts in one post.

 

[*MissFit*]

i feel you could have adequately expressed both of the previous thoughts in one post.

ur right

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

ur right

lol. you can call me mike.

 

[roidpuple]

so .... did Jesus eat it...??....How did he do?

 

[MR Pink]

eeeeww since we are all children of god you just had a sexual fantasy about your brother .... wait a minute eeeeeewww that would mean I had sexual fantasies about my sisters to

 

[curling]

You know screw you dude. I mean you are an asshole. I mean why not fun of someone that is a diety that gave His life your pissant soul so you don't have to burn in hell eternity. You are a complete dumbass that has crap for brains.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

You know screw you dude. I mean you are an asshole. I mean why not fun of someone that is a diety that gave His life your pissant soul so you don't have to burn in hell eternity. You are a complete dumbass that has crap for brains.

sheesh.

 

[Kroliczek]

This is the most blasphemous thread that i have ever read

 

[roidpuple]

You know screw you dude. I mean you are an asshole. I mean why not fun of someone that is a diety that gave His life your pissant soul so you don't have to burn in hell eternity. You are a complete dumbass that has crap for brains.[/QUOT
humm there is no jesus silly fucker calling people names...you are brain washed..... evolution silly boy no god not spirits..... you already know that maybe you sould spend all day praying for things insted of doing them yourslef :lease god give me big muscle please...i will do steroids for you jesus or maybe god told you ;;I givith you steroids::: so thou shall us ith them...........

 

[curling]

You know screw you dude. I mean you are an asshole. I mean why not fun of someone that is a diety that gave His life your pissant soul so you don't have to burn in hell eternity. You are a complete dumbass that has crap for brains.[/QUOT
humm there is no jesus silly fucker calling people names...you are brain washed..... evolution silly boy no god not spirits..... you already know that maybe you sould spend all day praying for things insted of doing them yourslef :lease god give me big muscle please...i will do steroids for you jesus or maybe god told you ;;I givith you steroids::: so thou shall us ith them...........

Ever think you are the one brainwashed? I mean afterall they govt and the aclu took God out of schools, textbooks, movies, tv, and even put X in the place of Christ for Christmas. Where do you find God in church, or a Gideans Bible in a hotel, am radio and maybe another Christian that tells your lost soul about the truth. But go on thinking your ancestors swung from trees and their favorite fruit is a banana monkey boy but I am just a weebit smarther than that.

 

[CFZB]

bush sucks ...i want world peas NOW !!

 

[Tiervexx]

I had a dream not to long ago where I was walking through some large old house with little children hanging by their necks from the ceiling.

 

[CFZB]

I had a dream not to long ago where I was walking through some large old house with little children hanging by their necks from the ceiling.

one word ...MEDs !!??!!

 

[jnevin]

Ever think you are the one brainwashed? I mean afterall they govt and the aclu took God out of schools, textbooks, movies, tv, and even put X in the place of Christ for Christmas. Where do you find God in church, or a Gideans Bible in a hotel, am radio and maybe another Christian that tells your lost soul about the truth. But go on thinking your ancestors swung from trees and their favorite fruit is a banana monkey boy but I am just a weebit smarther than that.

I happen to know that Jesus isn't above going ass to mouth. I saw a picture of him being the target at a bukkake party with all of the disciples after he begged for his just changed from a monkey to a man's life before the Romans played pin the spear on the pussy. I blaspheme! I blaspheme! Plus, the girl is trying to get under the skin of the douchebag that keeps telling us we're going to hell. Ya holier that thou cock munch.