i was a real pimp tonight

[breathinbleedout]

So i see these 2 hot chick, we start talking....its going really cool, I ask them if I can drop them off to their app. They say that would be great, so I take them to my car and guess what????? I left my keys in the car!!! I was fucking locked out! So we had couple of great laugh...I felt like a moron.

I was not gona let this little delima stop me, btw they left...I got ride back home, and started downloading porn! Shit I wasn't gona be satisfied with any regular porn, I was a man in a mission to get back my diginity back dammit! I thing I got it when I made my computer crash by overloading it with porn.

Anyone been in similar situations? More pathetic the better!
Winner gets a karma

 

[cccp]

hahaha a good one