I want to write something nice...

[beastboy]

in my wife's birfday card.....help me out.

 

[HANSEL]

something about thanks for the beautiful children and how much you have enjoyed your years togather and look forward to many more...or something like that...

 

[beastboy]

That's gay.

 

[beastboy]

I'm thinking about copying down some Lionel Richie lyrics.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

say something you really mean. Tell her how she has changed your life for the better. Tell her how beautiful she is.

Example
No matter what the day brings, I walk in the door and see your face and I know everything will be fine. Sometimes I look at you, and it absolutely stuns me how beautiful you are and how much I love you. I cannot imagine where I would be without you. YOu make my life complete.

 

[HANSEL]

I wouldnt go as far as saying that was gay...generic maybe...but not gay

 

[Bullit]

"You will be beautiful once you get those implants."

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

or you could say you cook ok, but you fuck real good.

Happy B-day, now let's go to Denny's for your B-Day dinner.

 

[beastboy]

"You will be beautiful once you get those implants."

Done.

 

[Code]

Baby, with all the things we've been fru I can only imagine it betta by curling wif you and a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. I knew it was love when I found out you were bi-sexual, so dis year for your birfday I gots us a hooker.

Love,
BeastBoy

 

[the nature boy]

"Dear wife, I'm glad you like marrying bears. And thanks for buying me the grape soda. Oh can you do my laundry? Ooops I farted.

Love, Beastbear."

 

[slickdadd]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
DUSTY for Mod
I love you

 

[Bullit]

Done.

POST PICS FOR FUX SAKE

 

[beastboy]

POST PICS FOR FUX SAKE

Of what? I wrote that in the card...she doesn't have the tits yet.

 

[Bullit]

Of what? I wrote that in the card...she doesn't have the tits yet.

oh. damn.

 

[AAP]

Roses are red
violets are blue
I leave for work early in the mornings
so I dont' have to look at you.

 

[ZKaudio]

check out these song lyrics: Saves the day - Nightengale... good lines in that one for you
and Further seems forever : On legendary.

 

[flexygrl]

BB,

I just reread this poem after many years:

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

It is so beautiful.

Another idea is writing out your wedding song lyrics. Good luck! You sweet man, you!! Isn't marriage wonderful!!!!

 

[beastboy]

if you want to give her something really nice I'll take a pic of my cock and send to you to give to her. She'll be really pleased.

Yeah....she'll know that there is someone out there smaller than me.

 

[beastboy]

BB,

I just reread this poem after many years:

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways..."
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

It is so beautiful.

Another idea is writing out your wedding song lyrics. Good luck! You sweet man, you!! Isn't marriage wonderful!!!!

Uhm....I already wrote out the thing about the tits..but thanks!

 

[Bullit]

check out these song lyrics: Saves the day - Nightengale... good lines in that one for you
and Further seems forever : On legendary.

I might also suggest Slayer - Reign in Blood

 

[WODIN]

You would be better off letting your daughter tell you what to put on the card.

 

[gettinlarger]

"Where's that sandwich I asked for?"

Chicks love that.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

in my wife's birfday card.....help me out.

Babe I thought about giving you a gift but I have already given you the best gift of them all with my Huge Penis! And if my Cock was any smaller you would not piss like a racehorse!

Happy Birthday Baby!

Love beastboy!

 

[gettinlarger]

roses are red,
violets are work
its all my fault
you married a dork.

Work and dork do not rhyme ...

 

[SV2]

roses are red,
violets are work
its all my fault
you married a dork.

 

[theoak01]

" I am going to rape you until you love me"

Beastboy


then pull up some rope and tie her up

 

[SV2]

all poems dont have to rhyme... bitch

 

[TC2]

suck me beautiful...gets em in the heart every time.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Here goes!

"Roses are red,
grass is green,
I love your legs,
and what's in between!

Now give me anal!"


That last line should tell her how you really feel