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I want to learn how to swim
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Synpax
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http://www.totalimmersion.net/
I'm taking their seminar in September - it's in our area (Towsend, MD).
I'm taking their seminar in September - it's in our area (Towsend, MD).
Synpax
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It's for people like me, mostly. People who learned freestyle the old fashioned way - and they totally re-teach you how to swim. So this might be better if you don't really know how to swim because you don't have to unlearn bad habbits.
However, if your problem is that you can't just jump into the deep end without drowning, I think you might need to look elsewhere.
However, if your problem is that you can't just jump into the deep end without drowning, I think you might need to look elsewhere.
Robert Jan
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It's strange to me, all children in Holland have to learn how to swim in primary school.
Take a weekly group lesson for like 3 years.
I guess water is important in our culture...
Take a weekly group lesson for like 3 years.
I guess water is important in our culture...
coldblue1955
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I can't swim either. Would love to learn tho. 
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UA_Iron
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Synpax said:
hell yeah, get the DVD the guy just glides effortlessly through the water. My mom's a triathlete and this is what she's using to train for her next triathlon. It looks like a really good program.
Subzeero
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Oh oH, i know how you can learn how to swim. Its really easy, first time thing and fastest way to learn. I swear this works just don't try it in the ocean ok?
Here is what you do: make sure someone is watching you, go to a pool and jump in the deep end. Right in the middle. I am not kidding you mate. Right in the middle. Try not to swim and struggle and let yourself relax in the water, you will eventually drown. For this to work you should wear goggles just so you don't get nervous. Then just find your way to the walls. Under or even better over the water. You would have broken the ice. I thought so many people like this, just pushed em in deep water. First i got a beating and a week later they thanked me.
No i am not kidding. It WORKS.
Here is what you do: make sure someone is watching you, go to a pool and jump in the deep end. Right in the middle. I am not kidding you mate. Right in the middle. Try not to swim and struggle and let yourself relax in the water, you will eventually drown. For this to work you should wear goggles just so you don't get nervous. Then just find your way to the walls. Under or even better over the water. You would have broken the ice. I thought so many people like this, just pushed em in deep water. First i got a beating and a week later they thanked me.
No i am not kidding. It WORKS.
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Ulcasterdropout
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I could swim before I could walk....love the water
Robert Jan said:
must be all those dikes you guys build......wasn't there an old story about one or something, and some kid stickin his finger in it to keep it from bursting....
anyway, we tool lessons in elementary school too......but my mom started us even earlier....she is terrified of water, so wanted us to learn to swim
Robert Jan
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jerkbox said:
How come nobody knows shit about holland, except we have drugs and whores and somebody once stopped a flood by sticking a finger in the dike?
Anyway yeah we live under sea level. 1953 we had a big flood, lots of people drowned. We got so much help from all over the place.
Ffactor:
-Swimmers have those bodies IN ORDER to swim. Not from swimming.
They hit the weightroom, orb.
If you want to look like a swimmer, look up the body stats of a pro swimmer.
Check out his body mass index, and his bf%
Then using bb methods get the same BMI and Bf%
Then shave all your body hair off. Then buy a speedo and put it on
Thats as close as you'll get
You can do this is 1-2 years the BB way, or 10 years by swimming. Choice is to you.
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Robert Jan
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yall need to look at my last post again
you bitches
you bitches
