I want to insert my phallus into your birth canal

[Lumberg]

That right there is a great pick up line. See, women like guys who are successful and rich. Doctors, by definition, are rich and successful. Who else but a doctor would use the term "birth canal" for a woman's vagina? Plus, women want to have kids, so you're also like implying that the focus of your attention is worthy of mothering your offspring.

I mean, c'mon, if that line fails, either the woman is on her period or is a lesbian.

I work with a lot of lesbians.

 

[heatherrae]

rofl...now I know that I must be a lesbian. LOL.

 

[EnderJE]

You got it from Smurfy today, didn't you...

 

[wootoom]

i want to stick my lab rocket in ur flesh tunnel

 

[Lumberg]

rofl...now I know that I must be a lesbian. LOL.

Don't worry, Kramer will be by to bring you back soon.

 

[wootoom]

insert into the ham wallet with my pork sword