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I want to go on Welfare.
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The Shadow
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lololol
HappyScrappy
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one of my best friends, who is right now making huge money as an investment banker, when he was in college used to go on about this sort of thing.
he was a very funny guy and at the end of our senior years, each of our deartments associated with our majors went to dinner with some of the profs and then the president of the college (a different day for different depts).
this guy was a double major in econ and astro physics and so he got to go to two dinners.
I don't recall if he did this at both dinners, or just one, but the president of the school came around to each table to say hi and ask what everyone was planning to do post graduation.
he just looked him straight in the eye and said he was planning on moving to the state that had the higest welfare payout and just mooch the system for a few years and try to win the lottery.
apparently the president just sort of gave him a strange look and walked away without saying anything.
love it.
he was a very funny guy and at the end of our senior years, each of our deartments associated with our majors went to dinner with some of the profs and then the president of the college (a different day for different depts).
this guy was a double major in econ and astro physics and so he got to go to two dinners.
I don't recall if he did this at both dinners, or just one, but the president of the school came around to each table to say hi and ask what everyone was planning to do post graduation.
he just looked him straight in the eye and said he was planning on moving to the state that had the higest welfare payout and just mooch the system for a few years and try to win the lottery.
apparently the president just sort of gave him a strange look and walked away without saying anything.
love it.
AIRGHT thicker than a brick...
Yo find a big old fat woman who is almost home bound, usually they are in trailer no #5, who is hooked on Parliments. She is also gettin a check.
You go accross state lines and buy a box of parliments for less than you pay where you are now. Probably trailer no #4.
You buy a case of parilements for say $23.00 .
Now where you are the sale for $37.00 a carton so you sell them to the fat lady for $4.00 a pack as a fee for your time to pick up a pack. Since she is basically home bound she'll pay the extra $. 30 a pack.
You pocket $17.00 bucks off this transaction since you are selling her the cartoon for $40.00.
Now you take the $17.00 you just made over top your initial investment and you give crack ho tina the $17.00 for her $250.00 in food stamps she just got. Beats the $10.00 that SSME was given her.
You then sell the $250.00 in food stamps to the Johnson family for $210.00 bucks. They'll even give you some free chicken for being so kind.
You have now made You have now netted $193.00 and you still have your check!
Word dog.
Yo find a big old fat woman who is almost home bound, usually they are in trailer no #5, who is hooked on Parliments. She is also gettin a check.
You go accross state lines and buy a box of parliments for less than you pay where you are now. Probably trailer no #4.
You buy a case of parilements for say $23.00 .
Now where you are the sale for $37.00 a carton so you sell them to the fat lady for $4.00 a pack as a fee for your time to pick up a pack. Since she is basically home bound she'll pay the extra $. 30 a pack.
You pocket $17.00 bucks off this transaction since you are selling her the cartoon for $40.00.
Now you take the $17.00 you just made over top your initial investment and you give crack ho tina the $17.00 for her $250.00 in food stamps she just got. Beats the $10.00 that SSME was given her.
You then sell the $250.00 in food stamps to the Johnson family for $210.00 bucks. They'll even give you some free chicken for being so kind.
You have now made You have now netted $193.00 and you still have your check!
Word dog.
frorider6
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I'm gonna get an old trailer in a trailer park, have my girlfriend move in with me, and we'll scream and yell at each other every other night followed by me squeeling out of there in my 78 Firebird.
The nights we aren't fighting, we'll be doing it really loud and shouting obsenities at each other. Of course the windows will be open and this will be at 4 in the afternoon. Gotta be a good role model to all the other welfare larva.
The nights we aren't fighting, we'll be doing it really loud and shouting obsenities at each other. Of course the windows will be open and this will be at 4 in the afternoon. Gotta be a good role model to all the other welfare larva.
HappyScrappy
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frorider6 said:
you just perfectly described my existance
ZenMachine
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frorider6 said:
No, no. The Firebird needs to be up on blocks. Then you just talk about how you would squeel out of there. Just as soon as you get it all fixed up, followed by a big swig of Old Mill.
