I want shrunken nuts actually...

[saint808]

i keep sitting on them and shit.

 

[notoriousQQ]

one of my friends has the biggest fucking nuts in the world. i call him dumptruck cause you'd think that he needs a dumptruck to carry those fuckers around. reason I saw them is that he was dressed up like a bull figher and had bent over and split the seams of the pants at a halloween party. Anyway, the sick fucker had on a purple thong and when he bent over to pick up a beer he dropped someone took a picture. his asshole looked like it was a big black hairy spider eating the t-back and where his nuts were looked like he was abnormal like a fucking waterballoon had been stuffed in there. it really was disturbing. the funniest part is he just got married, well last fall, and someone took the picture and had a bunch of white t-shirts made with that picture as an iron with the caption "that's my man" and an arrow pointing to his split pants, hairy ass and big balls.

 

[Burning_Inside]

one of my friends has the biggest fucking nuts in the world. i call him dumptruck cause you'd think that he needs a dumptruck to carry those fuckers around. reason I saw them is that he was dressed up like a bull figher and had bent over and split the seams of the pants at a halloween party. Anyway, the sick fucker had on a purple thong and when he bent over to pick up a beer he dropped someone took a picture. his asshole looked like it was a big black hairy spider eating the t-back and where his nuts were looked like he was abnormal like a fucking waterballoon had been stuffed in there. it really was disturbing. the funniest part is he just got married, well last fall, and someone took the picture and had a bunch of white t-shirts made with that picture as an iron with the caption "that's my man" and an arrow pointing to his split pants, hairy ass and big balls.

lol thats grand.

 

[PoyeBoy]

one of my friends has the biggest fucking nuts in the world. i call him dumptruck cause you'd think that he needs a dumptruck to carry those fuckers around. reason I saw them is that he was dressed up like a bull figher and had bent over and split the seams of the pants at a halloween party. Anyway, the sick fucker had on a purple thong and when he bent over to pick up a beer he dropped someone took a picture. his asshole looked like it was a big black hairy spider eating the t-back and where his nuts were looked like he was abnormal like a fucking waterballoon had been stuffed in there. it really was disturbing. the funniest part is he just got married, well last fall, and someone took the picture and had a bunch of white t-shirts made with that picture as an iron with the caption "that's my man" and an arrow pointing to his split pants, hairy ass and big balls.

I will never look at you in the same way again

 

[OXANDRIN]

i had a chick tell me my penis was small

 

[OXANDRIN]

You have nuts?? <jk>

wost response ever in elite history

 

[SV2]

You have nuts?? <jk>

 

[ariolanine]

the funniest part is he just got married, well last fall, and someone took the picture and had a bunch of white t-shirts made with that picture as an iron with the caption "that's my man" and an arrow pointing to his split pants, hairy ass and big balls.

pure genius

 

[The Red Dragon]

ROFL good stuff. Kinda disturbing though =/

 

[AAP]

NQQ - great story. God that was a hideous site.

Now I have a friend that is into ball stretching and such... he already had big testicles before.. like walnut size.... but he has stretched his ball sac to the point that when he sits down in a low beach chair... his balls hang off the edge of the chair and touch the sand.

When he takes a shit, I can only imagines that he slings them over his shoulder.

 

[AustinTX]

When he takes a shit, I can only imagines that he slings them over his shoulder.

Gross

I see you haven't updated your avatar, lol

 

[AAP]

Shit, I couldn't get that in there. Also, Mr Spellwin (a.k.a. the Boss) might freak out.

But I was honestly going to post my cock in my avatar last night and take it down today.

 

[George Spellwin]

Shit, I couldn't get that in there. Also, Mr Spellwin (a.k.a. the Boss) might freak out.

But I was honestly going to post my cock in my avatar last night and take it down today.

I appreciate your unusual restraint -- post that stuff in your gallery or on Pics of Men. Thank you.

 

[HumorMe]

one of my friends has the biggest fucking nuts in the world. i call him dumptruck cause you'd think that he needs a dumptruck to carry those fuckers around. reason I saw them is that he was dressed up like a bull figher and had bent over and split the seams of the pants at a halloween party. Anyway, the sick fucker had on a purple thong and when he bent over to pick up a beer he dropped someone took a picture. his asshole looked like it was a big black hairy spider eating the t-back and where his nuts were looked like he was abnormal like a fucking waterballoon had been stuffed in there. it really was disturbing. the funniest part is he just got married, well last fall, and someone took the picture and had a bunch of white t-shirts made with that picture as an iron with the caption "that's my man" and an arrow pointing to his split pants, hairy ass and big balls.

I'm so glad my nuts went back to normal after my vasectomy but I bet I could have given him a run for his money when my were swollen!

 

[AAP]

I appreciate your unusual restraint --

"Unusual"? You aren't saying I do things rashly and impulsive are you?

Hee Hee!

 

[KA-BAR]

We made a name up for a friend of mine. He got a hernia and his shit swelled up REAL big and his shit was already big. lol. Camel balls. Those things would have to get in the way alot especially after pounding the shit out of some women. Ouch. Im glad my balls are small.

 

[WODIN]

Best Thread Ever!!!

 

[notoriousQQ]

^

 

[Scarlett33]

This thread reminds me of this picture in a medical journal of a guy who had a parasitic infection of his testicles . It caused them to get the size of basket balls. He had to push them around in front of him in a wheelbarrel[sp]