I Want Erin Back!

[distanced]

SHE WAS MY M16A2 WHILE I SERVED IN THE CORPS.

I'D ALSO LIKE TICKETS AND ENTRY INTO BAGHDAD.

THANK YOU,

-DISTANCED

 

[fogg88]

Any particular reason why you named it "Erin" ?

...just curious.

 

[distanced]

I once knew a hot girl named erin, so it gave me sweet dreams when I slept with her in the rack

 

[the nature boy]

best thread ever.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

so when your term is up,they just make you leave your gun?so lame.

 

[distanced]

I CRIED

 

[skaman607]

what army were you in?

 

[distanced]

Marine Corps.

 

[skaman607]

So you're a US citizen?

 

[distanced]

yes
honorable medical discharge
it was quite severe.
that is the most I'm at liberty to say.

Semper Fi

 

[distanced]

p.s.
props to my killer kilo brothers

 

[Toozee]

Regardless......Thanks for the time you spent serving.
Alot of us do appreciate it greatly.

 

[distanced]

ho rah

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

yes
honorable medical discharge
it was quite severe.
that is the most I'm at liberty to say.

Semper Fi

severe swamp ass?

 

[PHATchik]

Why do I feel like I should be saying, "Awww, bless your heart."

 

[Mad4Iron]

Distanced;Do what I did.Build your own,I took what they taught me and kicked it up a notchAlot better than the standard Mil stuff and a hell of alot more accurate.

Mad

 

[gsxr1000]

Tonight ........ you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!

 

[oubeta]

I'd give my left nut for a ticket over there. Just skip all the bull shit and put me on the front with an old timer pocket knife and a can of spam and I'll kill those fuckin rag heads.