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I Wanna Talk About Me

HumorMe

HumorMe

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We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me mine
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me mine
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers)
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me)
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me)
You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me mine
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers)
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me(me,me,me,me,me,me-background singers)
Oh me!
 
dangggggg i love that song
 
SoKlueles said:
dangggggg i love that song
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I've got some big news, the bank finally came through,
And I'm holding the keys to the brand new Chevrolet
Have you been outside? It sure is a nice night
How ‘bout a little test-drive, down by the lake?
There's a place I know about, where the dirt road runs out
We can try out the four-wheel drive
Come on now whata' ya say? Girl I can hardly wait-
To get a little mud on the tires

Cause it's a good night, to be out there soakin' up the moonlight
Steak out a little piece of shoreline, I got the perfect place in mind
It's in the middle of nowhere, only one way to get there
Gotta get a little mud on the tires

Moonlight on a duck vine, catfish on a trout line
Sun sets about nine, this time of year
We can throw a blanket down, crickets singing in the background
And more stars than you can count on a night this clear
Tell ya what we need to do, grab a sleepin' bag or two
And build us a little campfire
Then with a little luck, we might just get stuck
Lets get a little mud on the tires

Cause it's a good night, to be out there soakin' up the moonlight
Steak out a little piece of shoreline, I got the perfect place in mind
It's in the middle of nowhere, only one way to get there
Gotta get a little mud on the tires

Then with a little luck, we might just get stuck
Lets get a little mud on the tires
 
nycgirl said:
Lyrics to "Who's Your Daddy", please.
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Hey here you come knockin' on my door baby
Tell me what you got on your mind
I guess those college boys all went home for the summertime
Yea you're lookin right, lookin good, lookin like a woman should
So why is it so hard to find a place to lay your pretty little head down once
in a while
You run on a little tough luck baby, dont you sweat it
Everything is waiting inside for you, you know I got it, come and get it

Who's your daddy, who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, who's your friend?
And who's the one guy that you come runnin' to
When your lovelife starts tumblin?
I got the money if you got the honey
Lets cut a deal lets make a plan
Who's your daddy, who's your baby?
Who's your buddy, who's your man?

You might've run on a little tough luck baby, dont you sweat it
Everything is waiting inside for you
You know I got it, so come and get it.

*chorus*

Who's your daddy, whos your baby?
Who's your buddy, whos your man?
 
I was always the crazy one
I broke into the stadium
And I wrote your number on the 50 yard line
You were always the perfect one
And the valadictorian so
Under your number I wrote "call for a good time"

I only wanted to catch your attention
But you overlooked me somehow
Besides you had too many boyfriends to mention
And I played my guitar too loud.

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?

When I took off to Tennessee
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined I'd make it this far
Then you married into money girl
Aint it a cruel and funny world?
He took your dreams and tore them apart.

He never comes home
And youre always alone
And your kids hear you cryin down the hall
Alarm clock starts ringin
Who could that be singin
Its me baby, with your wake up call!

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?

Tell me baby...
I will preach on...
 
Suntaned toes ticklin the sand
cold drink chillin in my right hand
watchin you sleep in the evenin light
restin up for a long, long night
cuz when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down
we'll be feelin alright
when the sun SINKS(not "sets") down
over the water
everything gets hotter when the sun goes down
Yeah

all day long just takin it easy
layin in a hammock where it's nice and breezy
and sleepin off the night before
cuz when the sun goes down we'll be back for more

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter when the sun goes down

this old guitar and my dark sunglasses
this sweet concoction is smooth as molasses
nothing to do but breathe all day
until the big moon rises and it's time to play

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down
when the sun goes down

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down
we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down
Yeah

When the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
she thinks Kracker's sexy
when the sun goes down
we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
Uncle Kenny's hotter
when the sun goes down
when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down
hey Uncle Kenny
when the sun goes down
over the water
everything is hotter
when the sun goes down
 
HumorMe said:
Suntaned toes ticklin the sand
cold drink chillin in my right hand
watchin you sleep in the evenin light
restin up for a long, long night
cuz when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down
we'll be feelin alright
when the sun SINKS(not "sets") down
over the water
everything gets hotter when the sun goes down
Yeah

all day long just takin it easy
layin in a hammock where it's nice and breezy
and sleepin off the night before
cuz when the sun goes down we'll be back for more

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter when the sun goes down

this old guitar and my dark sunglasses
this sweet concoction is smooth as molasses
nothing to do but breathe all day
until the big moon rises and it's time to play

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down
when the sun goes down

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down
we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down
Yeah

When the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
she thinks Kracker's sexy
when the sun goes down
we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
Uncle Kenny's hotter
when the sun goes down
when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down
hey Uncle Kenny
when the sun goes down
over the water
everything is hotter
when the sun goes down
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i sang this song at work during a drunk karaoke moment
damn me and kenny sound good together



ok i wasnt drunk
 
lol...here's one of my favorites

Jimmy Buffett and Martina McBride

Trip Around the Sun

Here I’m singin’ happy birthday
Better think about the about the wish I make
This year gone by ain’t been a piece of cake
Everyday’s a revolution
Pull it together and it comes undone
Just one more candle and a trip around the sun

chorus

I’m just hangin’ on while this old world keeps spinning
And it’s good to know it’s out of my control
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned from all this livin’
Is that it wouldn’t change a thing if I let go

No you never see it comin’
Always wind up wonderin’ where it went
Only time will tell if it was time well spent
It’s another revelation
Celebrating what I should have done
With these souvenirs of my trip around the sun

chorus

I’m just hangin’ on while this old world keeps spinning
And it’s good to know it’s out of my control
If there’s one thing that I’ve learned from all this livin’
Is that it wouldn’t change a thing if I let go

instrumental

Yes I’ll make a resolution
That I’ll never make another one
Just enjoy this ride on my trip around the sun
Just enjoy this ride
 
nycgirl said:
It's Five O'clock somewhere (that's probably not the correct title), please
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girl u like country?
cool:)
how bout tim mcgraws "live like you were dying"
that song makes me want to cry everytime i hear it
 
nycgirl said:
It's Five O'clock somewhere (that's probably not the correct title), please
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Oh yea...

The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow,
An' so am I.
Work day passes like molasses in wintertime,
But it's July.
I'm gettin' paid by the hour, an' older by the minute.
My boss just pushed me over the limit.
I'd like to call him somethin',
I think I'll just call it a day.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

Oh, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon,
An' half the night.
Tomorrow mornin', I know there'll be hell to pay,
Hey, but that's all right.
I ain't had a day off now in over a year.
Our Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here.
Hit the 'phones for me,
You can tell 'em I just sailed away.

An' pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab,
An' be back to work before two.
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder,
What would Jimmy Buffet do?

Funny you should ask that because I'd say:
Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve but I don't care.
He don't care.
I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

What time zone am on? What country am I in?
It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere.
It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it.
Yeah, I heard that.
You been there haven't you.
Yessir.
I seen your boat there.
I've been to Margaritaville a few times.
All right, that's good.
Stumbled all the way back.
OK. Just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons.
Bring the booze, I tell you.
All right. Well, it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere.
I'm ready, crank it up.
Let's get out of here.
I'm gone.
Let's get out of here.
 
SoKlueles said:
girl u like country?
cool:)
how bout tim mcgraws "live like you were dying"
that song makes me want to cry everytime i hear it
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Touching song to his father...makes me sad to listen to it.:(

He said I was in my early forties
with a lot of life before me
when a moment came that stopped me on a dime
and I spent most of the next days
looking at the x-rays
Talking bout the options
and talking bout sweet time
I asked him when it sank in
that this might really be the real end
how's it hit you when you get that kinda news
man what'd you do

and he said
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named FuManchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.

He said I was finally the husband
that most the time I wasn't
and I became a friend a friend would like to have
and all the sudden going fishin
wasn't such an imposition
and I went three times that year I lost my dad
well I finally read the good book
and I took a good long hard look
at what I'd do if I could do it all again

and then
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named FuManchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.

Like tomorrow was a gift and you got eternity to think about
what'd you do with it what did you do with it
what did I do with it
what would I do with it'

Sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named FuManchu
and then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I watched an eagle as it was flying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying
 
"Hillbillies love it in the haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
 
SoKlueles said:
oh shit sorry humorme
:(
(((((((HUGS))))))))))) to u
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No I need it. It softens me up so I can look at things more clearly and see what is important and what is not.:)
 
HumorMe, if you don't own the whole CD already I strongly recommend buying 'Live Like You Were Dying'. AWESOME CD! :)
 
It was noon time, down time, break time, summer time, Miller time, anytime:
She was looking pretty fine.
Red light, green light, go: all fired upside, downtown:
She was shaking me all around.
I was tuned in, going nowhere, second wind,
Jonesing, drooling, feeling good, if you would.

Oh yeah, by the way she moves,
She's got me rollin' in dirt: in a white t-shirt,
Breaker, Breaker one-nine, she's a big ol' flirt.
By now she's got me pretty tied up, tied down,
Any way I choose, I got nothin' to lose.

In like Flynn, I was looking for the win,
Just trying anything, hey,
Baby, where you been?
All my life I've been looking for someone like you.
Falling head over heels,
Hey what can I do?

Oh yeah, by the way she moves,
She's got me rollin' in dirt: in a white t-shirt,
Breaker, Breaker one-nine, she's a big ol' flirt.
By now she's got me pretty tied up, tied down,
Any way I choose, I got nothin' to lose.

Now, I'm in the fast lane goin' ninety-eight.
By now, I know she can smooth operate me.
I know now, she's no goody-two-shoes,
But hey, I got myself nothin' to lose.

Instrumental break.

Oh yeah, by the way she moves,
She's got me rollin' in dirt: in a white t-shirt,
Breaker, Breaker one-nine, she's a big ol' flirt.
By now she's got me pretty tied up, tied down,
Any way I choose, I got nothin' to lose.

Oh yeah, by the way she moves,
She's got me rollin' in dirt: in a white t-shirt,
Breaker, Breaker one-nine, she's a big ol' flirt.
By now she's got me pretty tied up, tied down,
Any way I choose, I got nothin' to lose.

Noon time, down time, break time, summer time, Miller time, anytime:
She was looking pretty fine.
In like Flynn, I was looking for the win. (I got me nothin' to lose.)
Just trying anything, hey baby where you been?
All my life I've been looking for someone like you.
Falling head over heels,
Hey what can I do?
I got nothin' to lose, yeah.
 
dirty~d~ said:
HumorMe, if you don't own the whole CD already I strongly recommend buying 'Live Like You Were Dying'. AWESOME CD! :)
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I do have it. Big country music fan here. About the only thing on the radio worth listening to besides oldies.:)
 
Driving down the interstate
Running thirty minutes late
Singing Margaritaville and minding my own
Some foreign car drivin' dude with the road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone
He started yelling at me like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone

Some beach
Somewhere
There's a big umbrella casting shade over a empty chair
Palm trees are a-growing and a warm breezes a blowing
I picture myself sitting there
On Some beach, somewhere

I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my old truck
A man with a big cigar was getting into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
From out of no where a Mercedes Benz
Came cursing up and whipped right in

Some beach
Somewhere
There's no where to go when you got all day to get there
There's cold margaritas and hot Senoritas smiling with long dark hair
On some beach
Somewhere

I sit in that waiting room
It seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said doc's ready for you
you're won't feel a thing we'll give you some novivcane
That tooth will be fine in a minute or two
But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drilling before I was numb

Some beach
Somewhere
There's a beautiful sunset burning up theatsmosphere
There's music and dancing and lovers romancing
In the soft evening air
On some beach
Somewhere
On some beach, somewhere
 
SoKlueles said:
girl u like country?
cool:)
how bout tim mcgraws "live like you were dying"
that song makes me want to cry everytime i hear it
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You wouldn't expect it from someone like me (I'm not exactly their demographic). But, yeah I love country.
 
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