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i just finished renting the match (yes i rent ole wrestling ppv still) well remmeber when golddust fought roddy piper? and gold dust ran him over with the car, but rod still won? awsome match..shit like that wants me to become one

or when the natural diasters earthquake and typhoon fought the road warriors? omg..the hype to that match...so cool....



who remembers when macho man married (elizbeeth?) then jake the snake the snake and under taker totally fucked up the wedding..awsome

or when papa shongo ... make the ultimate warrior puke everywhere cuz of the spells he bought on him.......


i wanna be a pro wrestler...

i am just talking out loud here...nothin really but ya .... who remembers the WBF? the vince macmahons version of pro bodybuilders?
 
string_bean00 said:
it all went downhill after degeneration-x folded


they were the best
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lols like ur either going for ur own wwe costume there or ur trying out for the phantom of the opera
 
string_bean00 said:
that was right before i pedigreed my roommate through the table
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nice.... i've seen that at a couple of parties i've been 2.... talking to some girls than you see a dude go through the table....
 
Remember the fucktard in the WWE named "Meat"? Dumbass gimmick supposingly was that he always managed to "accidentally" consume viagra before the match and wrestled with a hard on?


Ok, true story here.... years ago in WCW When Mike Enos (kinda big dude) was let go for no reason (other than Bischoff's fuck policies)... he wrestled his last match on Nitro sans underwear or jock strap. He always wore full body spandex tight all the way down to his boots. He came out there jumping all over the ring wrestling away with just the tights on and nothing underneath. You could see his cock outline and it flopping all over the place the whole match. He later said that was his way of saying Suck My Cock to Eric.
 
AAP said:
Remember the fucktard in the WWE named "Meat"? Dumbass gimmick supposingly was that he always managed to "accidentally" consume viagra before the match and wrestled with a hard on?


Ok, true story here.... years ago in WCW When Mike Enos (kinda big dude) was let go for no reason (other than Bischoff's fuck policies)... he wrestled his last match on Nitro sans underwear or jock strap. He always wore full body spandex tight all the way down to his boots. He came out there jumping all over the ring wrestling away with just the tights on and nothing underneath. You could see his cock outline and it flopping all over the place the whole match. He later said that was his way of saying Suck My Cock to Eric.
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must have missed that
 
AAP said:
Remember the fucktard in the WWE named "Meat"? Dumbass gimmick supposingly was that he always managed to "accidentally" consume viagra before the match and wrestled with a hard on?


Ok, true story here.... years ago in WCW When Mike Enos (kinda big dude) was let go for no reason (other than Bischoff's fuck policies)... he wrestled his last match on Nitro sans underwear or jock strap. He always wore full body spandex tight all the way down to his boots. He came out there jumping all over the ring wrestling away with just the tights on and nothing underneath. You could see his cock outline and it flopping all over the place the whole match. He later said that was his way of saying Suck My Cock to Eric.
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there was a videogame i always played as Meat in. he sucked though
 
AAP said:
Remember the fucktard in the WWE named "Meat"? Dumbass gimmick supposingly was that he always managed to "accidentally" consume viagra before the match and wrestled with a hard on?


Ok, true story here.... years ago in WCW When Mike Enos (kinda big dude) was let go for no reason (other than Bischoff's fuck policies)... he wrestled his last match on Nitro sans underwear or jock strap. He always wore full body spandex tight all the way down to his boots. He came out there jumping all over the ring wrestling away with just the tights on and nothing underneath. You could see his cock outline and it flopping all over the place the whole match. He later said that was his way of saying Suck My Cock to Eric.
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No, but I think I would have turned the channel if I did.
 
swolenole said:
No, but I think I would have turned the channel if I did.
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Meat won all his matches by countout because the other wrestler would not get in the ring. Stupid ass gimmick.
 
tiger88 said:
i am just talking out loud here...nothin really but ya .... who remembers the WBF? the vince macmahons version of pro bodybuilders?
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LOL... Vince decided, like a month out from the first competition, that they were gonna be drug-tested. ...they all (except maybe Strydom?) came in bloated and looking like hell. What a joke.
 
I wanna be a pro boxer but I get to wear a helmet and the other guy doesn't. I think I can hit hard and explosive enough to KO any man.
 
pm box empty

AAP u are my hero *in a singing voice*


match that will forever be the biggest let down of matches was the hyped up undertaker vs undertaker... :rolleyes: it fucking lasted 2 mintues..... so much hype

I had a thing for ludvid borga (finland dude..kinda jacked but softy)
 
chewyxrage said:
they showed this on tv? lmao!
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Yeah.. briefly and with your imagination working. He would come to the ring in a robe and the opponent knowing his past history, would start peeking over to see his condition, act shocked and then get out of the ring and lose by countout.

This dude was later fired from WWE for taping conversations in the locker room.
 
i miss the old days in the wwf. my dad used to get them a ppv when i was younger, and it would keep my attention for hours. Brett the Hitman, HBK, Ultimate Warrior all the greats, now, its is almost to much "theater"
 
I am trying to get into WWE. It's hard. Good luck. I'm a chick so it's doubly hard for me. Every big tittied slut in the world wants to get into WWE so sje can get into Playboy. They wouldn't stand a chance otherwise. My body is a lot better than some of these chicks who get into Playboy just because they are WWE. Take Candice Michelle, for instance - know why she's always in a corset? "Cause she's CHUNKY! 'round the middle. It's sooooo frustrating!
 
victoria978 said:
I am trying to get into WWE. It's hard. Good luck. I'm a chick so it's doubly hard for me. Every big tittied slut in the world wants to get into WWE so sje can get into Playboy. They wouldn't stand a chance otherwise. My body is a lot better than some of these chicks who get into Playboy just because they are WWE. Take Candice Michelle, for instance - know why she's always in a corset? "Cause she's CHUNKY! 'round the middle. It's sooooo frustrating!
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lets see what we are dealing with here ?

pm me a pic or post one

can i practice running bulldogs on you ?
 
my aim handle is a HHH tribute


he was the fucking man


his facial hair is absolutely ludicrous too, the handlebar moustache with the sideburns...looks like shit but he can pull it off.
 
golddust ain't old wrastlin maing. old wrastlin is Ricky the Steamboat Dragon swallowing his tongue and choking after being hit by a chair and me believing it.
 
Tiger88:

Watch WWF the Untold story. It talks about whats behind the fame of having audience members screaming and chearing. If you don't want to watch it, or can't, let me give you a re-cap.
1) All the athletes work under constant pain!
2) They all take drugs and pain killers
3) They get addicted to pain killers
4) They die in their 40's
5) They also are addicts of other types to cope with the constant travel
6) They federation treats them like shit. So many ex-wreslters have had to find other jobs after the federation had let them go. Some even work at Mcdonalds!
7) Don't do it..











tiger88 said:
i just finished renting the match (yes i rent ole wrestling ppv still) well remmeber when golddust fought roddy piper? and gold dust ran him over with the car, but rod still won? awsome match..shit like that wants me to become one

or when the natural diasters earthquake and typhoon fought the road warriors? omg..the hype to that match...so cool....



who remembers when macho man married (elizbeeth?) then jake the snake the snake and under taker totally fucked up the wedding..awsome

or when papa shongo ... make the ultimate warrior puke everywhere cuz of the spells he bought on him.......


i wanna be a pro wrestler...

i am just talking out loud here...nothin really but ya .... who remembers the WBF? the vince macmahons version of pro bodybuilders?
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I'd love to be in the WWE, but alas, I'm a bit too old (38, but a young 38!). By sheer coincidence, I was at the Rush gym today and saw these four large-ish guys in the gym (it's a weenie public gym normally). I strike up a conversation with one of these guys and I'll be damned if it's not "Edge" from WWE! They are doing a "show" (they called it that) tonight in Knoxville -- go figure. Funny thing is, I'm about his size. Even though i'm not hairy by any standard, I'd still need to wax or laser a bit tho. I'd need to cut-up a tad too, but no more than I've been before.

Now here's my idea... I want to be "The Corporate Raider". I'll come into the ring in a tear-away business suit. I'll have glasses, a briefcase, the power tie, and a proper pocket square. Then BOOM! I rip off my suit in one fell swoop. My manager will be some hottie blonde who will double as my "Administrative Assistant". I'll declare myself "The CEO of Pain" and when the referee isn't looking, my AA will slide my briefcase under the ropes and I'll beat the hell out of my opponents with it. Then, I'll slide it back out to her and pin my opponent.

My trademark move will be "The Hostile Takeover" and I'll use it to pin/submit my foes. Also, before and after matches I'll do monologues on how I'm going to take over the WWE -- or companies that the audiance works for. Then, I'll preach about downsizing them all and increasing profits. I'll say things like "some of you will have to be fired to pay for my new Ferrari since the ashtrays are full in the one I have now." I'll talk about the "minions" and about all the "shlitz-drinking blue collar trash that's not even fit to wax my shoes or clean my gold-plated toilets".

Holy shit I'd be the *ultimate* bad guy. Kinda ironic too, seeing how I was a CEO and sold my company a few years ago and retired. I could play the part! I was nice back then and am now, but I can clearly see how the "dark side" of business works. All I'd have to do is embellish and exaggerate it a little bit.
 
nothin more old school than wrestlers Junkyard dog, Iron shiek, and my Jimmy "Superfly" Suka. Whenever he flew off the top rope.....pure magic. BTW anyone remember the old saturday morning WWF cartoon? that ruled when i was a kid
 
mrplunkey said:
I'd love to be in the WWE, but alas, I'm a bit too old (38, but a young 38!). By sheer coincidence, I was at the Rush gym today and saw these four large-ish guys in the gym (it's a weenie public gym normally). I strike up a conversation with one of these guys and I'll be damned if it's not "Edge" from WWE! They are doing a "show" (they called it that) tonight in Knoxville -- go figure. Funny thing is, I'm about his size. Even though i'm not hairy by any standard, I'd still need to wax or laser a bit tho. I'd need to cut-up a tad too, but no more than I've been before.

Now here's my idea... I want to be "The Corporate Raider". I'll come into the ring in a tear-away business suit. I'll have glasses, a briefcase, the power tie, and a proper pocket square. Then BOOM! I rip off my suit in one fell swoop. My manager will be some hottie blonde who will double as my "Administrative Assistant". I'll declare myself "The CEO of Pain" and when the referee isn't looking, my AA will slide my briefcase under the ropes and I'll beat the hell out of my opponents with it. Then, I'll slide it back out to her and pin my opponent.

My trademark move will be "The Hostile Takeover" and I'll use it to pin/submit my foes. Also, before and after matches I'll do monologues on how I'm going to take over the WWE -- or companies that the audiance works for. Then, I'll preach about downsizing them all and increasing profits. I'll say things like "some of you will have to be fired to pay for my new Ferrari since the ashtrays are full in the one I have now." I'll talk about the "minions" and about all the "shlitz-drinking blue collar trash that's not even fit to wax my shoes or clean my gold-plated toilets".

Holy shit I'd be the *ultimate* bad guy. Kinda ironic too, seeing how I was a CEO and sold my company a few years ago and retired. I could play the part! I was nice back then and am now, but I can clearly see how the "dark side" of business works. All I'd have to do is embellish and exaggerate it a little bit.
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I'll be your AA! Me!Me! Pick me! I want into WWE pretty bad. Check my gallery.
 
Remember Ice Man King Parsons? He used to work out at my high school gym. I was stronger than him back then. He's just a big, chunky guy.
 
KillahBee said:
golddust ain't old wrastlin maing. old wrastlin is Ricky the Steamboat Dragon swallowing his tongue and choking after being hit by a chair and me believing it.
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True....or Jimmy The Super Fly Snuka.



Leaping Lanny Pafo.......the dude with the frisbees and the poems.


But the best was good ol' JYD. Junk Yard Dog.
 
Please just don't be on that crappy TNT show on spike....

Smackdown is teh suck lately. Too many shitty characters.
 
victoria978 said:
I'll be your AA! Me!Me! Pick me! I want into WWE pretty bad. Check my gallery.
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I've seen your gallery before and yes, you'd be the *perfect* AA for "The Corporate Raider". Those gallery pictures are nothing short of amazing.

Let's see...

1) Get all swole up on roids: Check! I can do that

2) Secure gorgeous AA: Check! Done

3) Learn professional wrestling techniques: Hmmm... I probably could do that, but those guys are more atheletic and robust than people give them credit for.

4) Find someone in the wrestling business: Hmmm... you'd clearly have to know someone. I'd have to snoop around some.

Looks like the stars are lining up!
 
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