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victoria978
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I am trying to get into WWE. It's hard. Good luck. I'm a chick so it's doubly hard for me. Every big tittied slut in the world wants to get into WWE so sje can get into Playboy. They wouldn't stand a chance otherwise. My body is a lot better than some of these chicks who get into Playboy just because they are WWE. Take Candice Michelle, for instance - know why she's always in a corset? "Cause she's CHUNKY! 'round the middle. It's sooooo frustrating!
string_bean00
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my aim handle is a HHH tribute
he was the fucking man
his facial hair is absolutely ludicrous too, the handlebar moustache with the sideburns...looks like shit but he can pull it off.
he was the fucking man
his facial hair is absolutely ludicrous too, the handlebar moustache with the sideburns...looks like shit but he can pull it off.
victoria978
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Look in my gallery. The blonde chic is me.tiger88 said:
i-Supplements
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AAP said:
That was Shawn Stasiak. He was managed by Teri. Funny stuff.
lundmaster
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Tiger88:
Watch WWF the Untold story. It talks about whats behind the fame of having audience members screaming and chearing. If you don't want to watch it, or can't, let me give you a re-cap.
1) All the athletes work under constant pain!
2) They all take drugs and pain killers
3) They get addicted to pain killers
4) They die in their 40's
5) They also are addicts of other types to cope with the constant travel
6) They federation treats them like shit. So many ex-wreslters have had to find other jobs after the federation had let them go. Some even work at Mcdonalds!
7) Don't do it..
Watch WWF the Untold story. It talks about whats behind the fame of having audience members screaming and chearing. If you don't want to watch it, or can't, let me give you a re-cap.
1) All the athletes work under constant pain!
2) They all take drugs and pain killers
3) They get addicted to pain killers
4) They die in their 40's
5) They also are addicts of other types to cope with the constant travel
6) They federation treats them like shit. So many ex-wreslters have had to find other jobs after the federation had let them go. Some even work at Mcdonalds!
7) Don't do it..
tiger88 said:
mrplunkey
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I'd love to be in the WWE, but alas, I'm a bit too old (38, but a young 38!). By sheer coincidence, I was at the Rush gym today and saw these four large-ish guys in the gym (it's a weenie public gym normally). I strike up a conversation with one of these guys and I'll be damned if it's not "Edge" from WWE! They are doing a "show" (they called it that) tonight in Knoxville -- go figure. Funny thing is, I'm about his size. Even though i'm not hairy by any standard, I'd still need to wax or laser a bit tho. I'd need to cut-up a tad too, but no more than I've been before.
Now here's my idea... I want to be "The Corporate Raider". I'll come into the ring in a tear-away business suit. I'll have glasses, a briefcase, the power tie, and a proper pocket square. Then BOOM! I rip off my suit in one fell swoop. My manager will be some hottie blonde who will double as my "Administrative Assistant". I'll declare myself "The CEO of Pain" and when the referee isn't looking, my AA will slide my briefcase under the ropes and I'll beat the hell out of my opponents with it. Then, I'll slide it back out to her and pin my opponent.
My trademark move will be "The Hostile Takeover" and I'll use it to pin/submit my foes. Also, before and after matches I'll do monologues on how I'm going to take over the WWE -- or companies that the audiance works for. Then, I'll preach about downsizing them all and increasing profits. I'll say things like "some of you will have to be fired to pay for my new Ferrari since the ashtrays are full in the one I have now." I'll talk about the "minions" and about all the "shlitz-drinking blue collar trash that's not even fit to wax my shoes or clean my gold-plated toilets".
Holy shit I'd be the *ultimate* bad guy. Kinda ironic too, seeing how I was a CEO and sold my company a few years ago and retired. I could play the part! I was nice back then and am now, but I can clearly see how the "dark side" of business works. All I'd have to do is embellish and exaggerate it a little bit.
Now here's my idea... I want to be "The Corporate Raider". I'll come into the ring in a tear-away business suit. I'll have glasses, a briefcase, the power tie, and a proper pocket square. Then BOOM! I rip off my suit in one fell swoop. My manager will be some hottie blonde who will double as my "Administrative Assistant". I'll declare myself "The CEO of Pain" and when the referee isn't looking, my AA will slide my briefcase under the ropes and I'll beat the hell out of my opponents with it. Then, I'll slide it back out to her and pin my opponent.
My trademark move will be "The Hostile Takeover" and I'll use it to pin/submit my foes. Also, before and after matches I'll do monologues on how I'm going to take over the WWE -- or companies that the audiance works for. Then, I'll preach about downsizing them all and increasing profits. I'll say things like "some of you will have to be fired to pay for my new Ferrari since the ashtrays are full in the one I have now." I'll talk about the "minions" and about all the "shlitz-drinking blue collar trash that's not even fit to wax my shoes or clean my gold-plated toilets".
Holy shit I'd be the *ultimate* bad guy. Kinda ironic too, seeing how I was a CEO and sold my company a few years ago and retired. I could play the part! I was nice back then and am now, but I can clearly see how the "dark side" of business works. All I'd have to do is embellish and exaggerate it a little bit.
