I think I need a girlfriend

[alien amp pharm]

Any volunteers?








btw, how are you doin' awittyusername?

 

[bluepeter]

You need someone in a white lab coat.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You need someone in a white lab coat.

Sounds like a porno I saw once.



At the moment I'm still hanging out with my exgirlfriend. I just can't seem to get rid of her.

Have I posted her pic yet? ....http://www.imageshack.com/uploads/pics/aapgfriend

 

[chewyxrage]

lmao, didn't see that one coming

 

[The Shadow]

Look at the Heavywieght chicks in Atlanta..Im sure one of those can fix you right up

 

[SoKlueles]

they have hookers in atlanta i think? ill send u 5 bucks ok?

 

[The Shadow]

they have hookers in atlanta i think? ill send u 5 bucks ok?

Make him send you the change

 

[alien amp pharm]

Make him send you the change

lol

 

[from zero]

I thought you had one bor?

 

[jenscats5]

We'll find you a girl down in ATL, lil aap....... one with at least 3 teeth...

 

[SoKlueles]

Make him send you the change

sure will....well maybe i should give him a couple of dollars and some change then?

 

[The Shadow]

sure will....well maybe i should give him a couple of dollars and some change then?

hmm.....a buck fifty oughta do

 

[SoKlueles]

hmm.....a buck fifty oughta do

ill send him a cpl extra quarters for the vibrating bed

 

[alien amp pharm]

I thought you had one bor?

Really now. Then why did you send me roses?

 

[nycgirl]

ill send him a cpl extra quarters for the vibrating bed

 

[alien amp pharm]

The Pain Train may make a stop by the Marriot too!

 

[from zero]

Really now. Then why did you send me roses?

I'm a homewrecker.

 

[The Shadow]

I'm a homewrecker.

LOL

homeWHACKER you mean

 

[from zero]

LOL

homeWHACKER you mean

Yeah? Well you're a HOMO, uh, wrecker! Whacker? Shut up.

 

[habitualhealth]

Any volunteers?

who's the hot chic in your avi? why haven't you asked her out yet?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Yeah? Well you're a HOMO, uh, wrecker! Whacker? Shut up.

I was curious why he keeps insisting we share a room in Atl. to reduce costs. It's all coming very clear now.












I'll pay half Shadow!

 

[nycgirl]

The Pain Train may make a stop by the Marriot too!

I'm not scared at all.

 

[The Shadow]

I was curious why he keeps insisting we share a room in Atl. to reduce costs. It's all coming very clear now.












I'll pay half Shadow!

Sorry dude...Im spoken for....


you waited too long to make your move

 

[alien amp pharm]

who's the hot chic in your avi? why haven't you asked her out yet?

I have a hot chick in my avatar?
Are you sure we're looking at the same thing here?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I'm not scared at all.

I want to sleep with you!







Scared now?

 

[habitualhealth]

I have a hot chick in my avatar?
Are you sure we're looking at the same thing here?

oh yeah, apparently she's screaming your name.


.......been a while since that's happened huh?

 

[Spanky11]

HH= Alien Amp Pharm

 

[jenscats5]

The Pain Train may make a stop by the Marriot too!

Bring it on!

 

[alien amp pharm]

HH= Alien Amp Pharm

I'm sure she wishes she was as cool as me.

 

[habitualhealth]

I'm sure she wishes she was as cool as me.

wonder how many people saw that one coming?

....you're so predictable.

 

[alien amp pharm]

wonder how many people saw that one coming?

....you're so predictable.

Shut up me!

uh, I mean YOU!


Doh!

 

[rnch]

I was curious why he keeps insisting we share a room in Atl. to reduce costs. It's all coming very clear now.












I'll pay half Shadow!

WHAT???? after making ME pay for the whole room AND your breakfast AND gas money from JC to your house????

 

[alien amp pharm]

WHAT???? after making ME pay for the whole room AND your breakfast AND gas money from JC to your house????

yes, but wasn't the sex worth it?





oops!

 

[rnch]

you were "had" 4 times the night before, but i think i was "had" at the breakfast table the next morning at crackerbarrel.

20 bucks for gasoline, my hairy ass...........

 

[alien amp pharm]

oh yeah, apparently she's screaming your name.


.......been a while since that's happened huh?

You just wait!

 

[habitualhealth]

You just wait!

ok, ok...i'll admit...i'm actually looking forward to meeting you...


....i mean me...um, i mean...ugh. I'm starting to get confused.

 

[The Shadow]

GET A ROOM


damn

 

[SoKlueles]

GET A ROOM


damn

.
except the last word, im not allowed to say that today

 

[rnch]

and this time YOU pay for the room!!!!!!!

 

[nycgirl]

GET A ROOM


damn

Look who's talking!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

GET A ROOM


damn

Way ahead of you my friend.





just kidding

 

[nycgirl]

ok, ok...i'll admit...i'm actually looking forward to meeting you...


....i mean me...um, i mean...ugh. I'm starting to get confused.

Ooh, I think I'm going to cry. Our little aap, is growing up. His first girlfriend! HH, be gentle with him.

 

[habitualhealth]

Look who's talking!!

you always jump in just at the right time!

once again, i u

 

[habitualhealth]

Ooh, I think I'm going to cry. Our little aap, is growing up. His first girlfriend! HH, be gentle with him.

ok retracting previous statement.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ooh, I think I'm going to cry. Our little aap, is growing up. His first girlfriend! HH, be gentle with him.

*puke*


I'm bringing my blow-up doll anyways.

 

[rnch]

*puke*


I'm bringing my blow-up doll anyways.

so u got it all patched up?

 

[alien amp pharm]

so u got it all patched up?

Well the 'boobs' lost a lot of air due to the leak.

....I'll just pretend I'm doing it with habitualhealth.

 

[SoKlueles]

Well the 'boobs' lost a lot of air due to the leak.

....I'll just pretend I'm doing it with habitualhealth.

you, sir, are just one sick puppy

 

[alien amp pharm]

you, sir, are just one sick puppy

dang!

 

[SoKlueles]

dang!

hush stop flaunting that word in front of me

 

[rnch]

i had NO idea my PA would do that to "her".


i wudda paid for the patch job, but you drained me with food and gas money.

 

[habitualhealth]

Well the 'boobs' lost a lot of air due to the leak.

....I'll just pretend I'm doing it with habitualhealth.

OMG!! That's it, forget the PM i sent about the "hands on experience".

You just blew it BIG time.

 

[alien amp pharm]

OMG!! That's it, forget the PM i sent about the "hands on experience".

You just blew it BIG time.

Awh shucks!

 

[rnch]

OMG! You blew it BIG time.

no. no..........not gonna go there............just too damn easy.......

 

[Smurfy]

I think I need a girlfriend too.

 

[SoKlueles]

I think I need a girlfriend too.

 

[Smurfy]

I mean for sexual activities. Klu you into that?

 

[SoKlueles]

I mean for sexual activities. Klu you into that?

sure, ill put smurfys bitch in my location

 

[SoKlueles]

whatcha think?

 

[Smurfy]

awesome! now lets get down

 

[artrius]

I think I need a girlfriend too.

just curious... are you for real? or just joking? don't really know you too well, no offense meant either way

 

[Smurfy]

No Im being serious. I want what every man wants: a hot, sexually assertive woman to take advanage of me.

Klu I would for sure lick the kitty more than hammy does.

 

[SoKlueles]

No Im being serious. I want what every man wants: a hot, sexually assertive woman to take advanage of me.

Klu I would for sure lick the kitty more than hammy does.

anybody will lick the kitty more than he does

 

[alien amp pharm]

Best lesbian thread eva!

 

[artrius]

No Im being serious. I want what every man wants: a hot, sexually assertive woman to take advanage of me.

Klu I would for sure lick the kitty more than hammy does.

well I have to say its a shame, but at the same time more power to ya

 

[Smurfy]

well I have to say its a shame, but at the same time more power to ya

why is it a shame? Im not a lesbian!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Good luck...

 

[alien amp pharm]

Good luck...

Who...me or the two lesbians?

 

[slickdadd]

I'm sure this thread is great, but it's four pages. I don't have that kind of time.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Who...me or the two lesbians?

you in your quest to find another girlfriend

 

[Smurfy]

I'm sure this thread is great, but it's four pages. I don't have that kind of time.

I didnt either, I just got here.

Sometimes you just gotta bust all up in the piece with your own agenda.

 

[artrius]

why is it a shame? Im not a lesbian!

oh, bi then? well now thats just plain cool nevermind, no shame to ya

 

[rnch]

you in your quest to find another girlfriend

don't forget to factor in the patched up blow up doll........lolol

 

[alien amp pharm]

you in your quest to find another girlfriend

Thanks bro.

Just call me Mario because sometimes I feel I go thru a bunch of shit to find my princess, only to get "Hey dumbass, nice try, but the princess is in another castle".

 

[Evil_Frisky]

don't forget to factor in the patched up blow up doll........lolol

yea........ aap will be licking the blow up doll

smurf.... soklu..... dang ....... can we have a three some ..... like seriuously?

 

[habitualhealth]

No Im being serious. I want what every man wants: a hot, sexually assertive woman to take advanage of me.

Klu I would for sure lick the kitty more than hammy does.

DAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!

 

[artrius]

DAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!

you're into that too? sweeeeeeeeet

 

[habitualhealth]

yea........ aap will be licking the blow up doll

smurf.... soklu..... dang ....... can we have a three some ..... like seriuously?

DANG...why didn't i get the invite?


.........dang...........

 

[awittyusername]

Any volunteers?








btw, how are you doin' awittyusername?

Well, I guess I'm available.

I wasn't going to post this, but I just found out my gf was cheating on me.

I know I shouldn't do this, but here is a pic of that slut.

awitty's whore ex gf

 

[habitualhealth]

Well, I guess I'm available.

I wan't going to post this, but I just found out my gf was cheating on me.

I know I shouldn't do this, but here is a pic of that slut.

awittys whore ex gf

are you being serious?? if so, i'm sorry! (guess i'll be nice to you today)

 

[artrius]

oh and hh... i mean that in the nicest way possible

 

[Deterass]

I'm sure there's a lucky guy out there waiting just for someone just like you .

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i'm sooooooooooo not giving up my bf for you either..... so quit asking

 

[UA_Iron]

Sounds like a porno I saw once.



At the moment I'm still hanging out with my exgirlfriend. I just can't seem to get rid of her.

Have I posted her pic yet? ....http://www.imageshack.com/uploads/pics/aapgfriend

You stole that one from me bitch!

(I stole it from someone else).

What about HH?

 

[UA_Iron]

i'm sooooooooooo not giving up my bf for you either..... so quit asking

how about for me frisky?

 

[habitualhealth]

What about HH?

what about her??

(dame it, again gettin' dragged into sheyot)

 

[Evil_Frisky]

how about for me frisky?

so you want cheffy to eh? dang........... didn't know that everyone knew his skills!

im gonna have to shut my mouth before I lose all this pleasure.........

 

[alien amp pharm]

What about HH?

Hamstershaver? Nah, he ain't my type.

Too girly.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Hamstershaver? Nah, he ain't my type.

Too girly.

you really can;t handle a real woman...... we have gone over this;........

remember.........

one step at a time ..........slow stedy progress

 

[alien amp pharm]

What about HH?

Oh you meant habitualhealth. My bizzad.

I doubt she'd give me the time of day, bro.

 

[Smurfy]

DANG...why didn't i get the invite?


.........dang...........

send nudes

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

So HH is Frisky's sidekick replacement for Fiesty?

 

[awittyusername]

So HH is Frisky's sidekick replacement for Fiesty?

Where is Fisty?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Where is Fisty?

who cares?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Where is Fisty?

She ran away.

 

[habitualhealth]

send nudes

What addy? heh

 

[hamstershaver]

fiesty was a pretty decent toucher, she needs to come back

 

[Smurfy]

What addy? heh

Ill PM it to you