I squashed my balls today when I was walking to class

[juicy fruit]

My quads are getting too big, when I walk they squash my beanbag and the boys that are in them. Fuckin' hurts.

 

[HumorMe]

Maybe you need one of those scooters to get around.

 

[naturally anabolic]

 

[notoriousQQ]

Is it from not getting laid?

Just trying to help there sailor.

 

[juicy fruit]

Not getting laid is a problem within itself that becomes less and less correctable as every day goes on. The longer you go without getting laid, I think everyday your chances of getting laid decreased by x10. And so does your self confidence to approach the fuckhogs (women as they call them)

 

[notoriousQQ]

Not getting laid is a problem within itself that becomes less and less correctable as every day goes on. The longer you go without getting laid, I think everyday your chances of getting laid decreased by x10. And so does your self confidence to approach the fuckhogs (women as they call them)

Keep up the goodwork sailor. Seems like you need all the muscle you can to push the fuckhogs around.

 

[juicy fruit]

Keep up the goodwork sailor. Seems like you need all the muscle you can to push the fuckhogs around.

Fuck it, if it wasnt for the bench press, I would be chewing dirt in my grave because this shit sucks!

 

[KAYNE]

LMAO!!!






KAYNE

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

whoa.. someone with a lower self confidence than me? well shit.. im no longer a contributer to the board..

 

[Bullit]

juicy FRUIT.... you do realize just how fantastically gay your name is, right?

Just curious.

 

[juicy fruit]

juicy FRUIT.... you do realize just how fantastically gay your name is, right?

Just curious.

Yes, it's a joke. A fantASStically gay joke. By the way I have never juiced in my life.......first thing that popped into my head when registering though.

 

[KAYNE]

Yes, it's a joke. A fantASStically gay joke. By the way I have never juiced in my life.......first thing that popped into my head when registering though.

YOU NEED TO YOU SKINNY FUCK!!!



KAYNE

 

[juicy fruit]

YOU NEED TO YOU SKINNY FUCK!!!



KAYNE

Fuck it bro, im loving my natural progress.......maybe in a few years......

 

[Necrophagia]

My legs are too big too. They make me walk all funny.

 

[Big Brother Val]

My legs are small...

But my marble-pouch is so big you can see it through clothing from accross the street... so I still have the same problem.

 

[Taps]

I fucking somehow managed to sit on my nuts at work today. How I did that, i have no idea...but it fucking hurt.

fuckiddyfuckfuckfuck

 

[danielson]

the worst is when ur on the leg press machine, or the sit up board (i.e. anything requiring both legs to be together) in a room full of women and u KNOW u have to fish them out or you;ll castrate yourself

 

[Roadblock]

the worst is when ur on the leg press machine, or the sit up board (i.e. anything requiring both legs to be together) in a room full of women and u KNOW u have to fish them out or you;ll castrate yourself

The same goes for SLDL if you have your legs too close to eachother. OUCH!

 

[bbforlife]

lol

 

[bbforlife]

happends to me all the time when i sit down. my damn sack just gets in the way. or when i go to the bathroom , damn thing just splashes in the water, i hate that!! lol