I ruined someone's thanksgiving for life!

[MP5]

I forgot to post this. Over thanksgiving i drove to a small town along the Colorado/Utah border to do some coyote hunting. At around lunch on thanksgiving i went back to the motel to get some food etc, and after leaving here comes this dog...
the stupid fucking dog decides it is in his best interest to try and chase and catch my truck by running right in front of it. I lock it up and D-O-N-G!!!!!!! I then feel a BAWUMMMP, BAWUMMMP. The dog hit the skid plate on my prerunner brush guard and then took it from the tires. I pull over and wouldn't you know it, the guy and his family were heading out somewhere and were parked at the stop sign that the dog blew through. I get out and talk to him, tell him i am sorry. His friend picks the dog up and puts it into the guys truck. I just kind of stand there, shrug my shoulders and the guy leaves. He did not say much. Bummer. Dumb dog.

 

[Silent Method]

Probably didn't want to cry in front of you! I'd be crying it it were my dog.

 

[AAP]

Shit, would you argue with a gun toting, percocet popping fool either?

 

[Silent Method]

Shit, would you argue with a gun toting, percocet popping fool either?

 

[Lift Chief]

That's some bad luck

 

[JohnyJuice]

Yeah, he probably didnt want to cry in front of people, and also saw that you were packing. I think the fellas posting above me are onto something. One question though...why coyote hunting? Coyotes are cool. Shoot stuff that sucks, like cats. Cat hunting would be great.

 

[Silent Method]

Coyotes are cool. Shoot stuff that sucks, like cats. Cat hunting would be great.

Come on now. Cats are very cool.

 

[KAYNE]

NO OFFENSE MAN BUT WHY DID YOU SEE THE NEED TO HIT YOUR BREAKS AND KILL THE DOG???

MY DOG IS LIKE MY SON. HE DOESNT CHASE CARS BUT IF SOMETHING EVER HAPPENED TO HIM, I'D KILL THE PERSON THAT DID IT.



KAYNE

 

[Silent Method]

NO OFFENSE MAN BUT WHY DID YOU SEE THE NEED TO HIT YOUR BREAKS AND KILL THE DOG???

MY DOG IS LIKE MY SON. HE DOESNT CHASE CARS BUT IF SOMETHING EVER HAPPENED TO HIM, I'D KILL THE PERSON THAT DID IT.

"See the need to hit your breaks and kill the dog" huh? I suppose that at the time this happened you were practicing astral projection, and perhaps using your third eye, you watched this take place and can now tell us that in this situation the dog would have lived if MP5 hadn't hit the breaks? For that matter, what gives you the idea that his action of hitting the breaks was a conscious decision?

BTW, "if something ever happened" is pretty broad. Preparing for that with one mode of action shows a complete lack of higher reasoning.

 

[KAYNE]

MA BAD, I READ IT WRONG. SO THE DOG RAN IN FRONT OF THE TRUCK. I'D PROBABLY WRECK MY SHIT RATHER THAN RUN OVER A DOG. I'D RATHER KILL SOME HUMANS THAN KILL A DOG.




KAYNE