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I popped my cyber cherry tonight...

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Boy am I such a slut. On the Yahoo Network, no longer am I the quiet innocent guy. I am a raging nymphomaniac who ties men to beds, takes on three at a time, and has absolutely no limits whatsoever.

When I browsed the user groups, there were hundreds of dens of iniquity to choose from, with names like HairyChest4U, MarriedMenWhoTakeItUpTheAss, str8collegemen4u, . It is like shopping for your own personal fantasy.

Anyhow, I clicked on CuriousMarriedMen. I could almost smell the Old Spice in the air. I quickly was bombarded with PM's and I noticed something right away, everyone in the room had 8 inches or more. 6 feet tall, 185 lbs, full head of hair. They all resembled a variety of movie stars. You could choose from Tom Cruise, Kevin Costner, or for the wannabe Michael Jackson's out there, even Malculky Culkin.

After chatting with Rod (28, Long Island, likes baseball and sushi) It was quickly apparent that EVERYTHING must be accompanied by exclamation points.

HI!!!
IM ROD!!!
ETC!!!

Seems everyone was already on the brink of orgasm before I arrived.

Another thing I noticed is that you can make anyone of these married men do ANYTHING told to them by someone with a filthy mouth.

"Stick your fingers up your ass" I told Steve (38, physician, into home brewing and photography)

"I want you to sit in that chair and watch me fuck your wife" I told David (42, real estate agent, likes Garth and dislikes gay men)
"Now I want you to suck my dick clean."

"you taste SSOOOO GOOOOODDD." Replied David. So much for disliking gay men huh?

Anyway, within 30 minutes I had sucked, fucked, spanked, whipped, beaten, bit and shaved my way through a dozen men. Each who told me I was the hottest sex they ever had.:rolleyes:

One other thing, you would not believe the number of people who actually want to meet you. I mean FOR REALLLLLL... (I just told them I couldn't because I had to wash my hair later. Since so many men wanted to come in it , I will be washing for hours.)
 
Yeah. I am definate that you were there.

Roach (14, Alabama, likes muscle men and PB&J sandwiches.)
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Yeah. I am definate that you were there.

Roach (14, Alabama, likes muscle men and PB&J sandwiches.)

youre mistaken once again.

Roach- 11 months old, behind your refridgerator.
 
Good for you.

You and millions of others have taken one of the greatest inventions of all time and used it for auto-erotic purposes.

Get a boy/girlfriend. Give your hand/vibrator a rest **grin**.
 
AmyFlorida said:
Are you really gay?

Do you really want to work out one day?


I love new people. :kiss: Those are such wonderfully innocent questions to ask this guy. Anal, want me to tell her, or will you?
 
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