I need...

[Y_lifter]

a 70 lb Laotian woman to walk on my back right now..

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[tripleblonde]

mmmm.....can't help ya there....but i use to have my sister crack my back my standing on it when i was younger.....worked like a charm

 

[Y_lifter]

mmmm.....can't help ya there....but i use to have my sister crack my back my standing on it when i was younger.....worked like a charm

LOL.. My wife tells the story of when she was like 15, her dad askes her
to walk on his back.. She say "No No I'll hurt you".. So he keeps asking saying "It will be alright"

So she does and CRACK! Breaks a rib...

 

[Y_lifter]

Not Laotian OR 70 lbs huh ?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I could use some sex.

 

[Y_lifter]

I could use some sex.

Is that good for your lower back ?

It usually makes mine worse...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Is that good for your lower back ?

It usually makes mine worse...

I have noticed it isn't good for your back really. but I still want some.

 

[KillahBee]

in the main C+C page, this thread was immediately followed by a thread entitled, "Rachel Hunter Playboy Pics". So, "I need Rachel Hunter Playboy pics". Truly amazing what life throws at you sometimes. I am going to go hug a tree and meditate on this for a few days.

 

[jh1]

I could use some sex.

I could use a girl that's NOT FUCKING CRAZY.....

I could use some strange....

I could use a taint measurement if Turd here could ever get laid....

 

[onerepmaximum]

This reminds me of that thread when that dude crapped on his massage lady's foot.