I need some one nut jokes please

[artrius]

My coworker at work lost one of his nuts in an accident. Its our duty to make fun of him, so I need you guys to help out with some good one-nutters... err i mean one-liners.

 

[PussyWhipped]

call him Uni-ball.

 

[hamstershaver]

call him Uni-ball.

uniballer?

 

[PussyWhipped]

uniballer?

THE Uniballer

 

[Roid Pimp]

Looks like you're one ball short of a Pkg..

 

[artrius]

we call him that sometimes. there's a pen with that written on it, we throw that in there too "Hey, its insertcoworkersnamehere pen! it has uniball written on it!" etc etc.

 

[hamstershaver]

THE Uniballer

nice

 

[artrius]

he does brag that when he gets blow jobs they're only half the calories...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Get one of those cup on a stick with the ball on the string things. You know, the one where you're supposed to catch the ball in the cup. Get good at catching the ball.

Bring it to work and do it in front of him and coworkers. Then say, "this is what happens with his one nut and her asshole during sex."

 

[Roid Pimp]

Walk around with one of those Paddle ball rubber band things
and ask him if he can do better with his Ball..

 

[Hengst]

one in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

[jackangel]

just put an almond on his desk, with a note:

"i thought you could use one of these"

"this nut's for you"

"for the man that has almost everything"

or perhaps an almond joy bar ("sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you ...")

or maybe use a whole bag of steel nuts (as in nuts and bolts)

joke:

what do you have in common with an insane asylum which is short on patients? they don't have enough nuts, either.

 

[blut wump]

Pick up a steel bearing and ask whether it's one of his.

 

[Zebo]

No one ball jokes, but....


What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T.

The Extra Testicle.......

 

[artrius]

just put an almond on his desk, with a note:

"i thought you could use one of these"

"this nut's for you"

"for the man that has almost everything"

or perhaps an almond joy bar ("sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you ...")

or maybe use a whole bag of steel nuts (as in nuts and bolts)

joke:

what do you have in common with an insane asylum which is short on patients? they don't have enough nuts, either.

exxxxxxxcelent