I need an exorcist

[BronzedGoddess]

because my son is the ANTICHRIST. Someone help me before I go admit myself to inpatient psychiatry.

 

[naturally anabolic]

This man can EXERCISE THE DEMONS!

 

[BronzedGoddess]

Scott would run richard simmons into the ground!

Why is there a web of yarn in every room of my house?

 

[CYBERNIGG]

Make him read the Bible. That will scare the hell out of him.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

This man can EXERCISE THE DEMONS!
Image: http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9908/02/tv.syndication/richard.simmons.jpg

hahaha kids will be kids.I thought scotti would turn out an ,seeing as his mom is a saint

 

[Puc]

that is the way it works. the cute exterior protects the evil one.

 

[BronzedGoddess]

Well he's only 3 so no bible reading for him....yet. but as soon as he can read I'll have him reading revelations!

He's usually a great kid, but today his body is being occupied by some evil demon.
And yes I am a saint becuase I have not lost my patience yet..............yet

My husband is gonna hear it tomorrow when he gets home. I can't handle a 3 year old with out a tag team partner grrrrrrr

 

[cure]

I'll tag team you!

 

[cure]

i mean tag team with you!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

did you get him a costume for halloween yet?

 

[Big Buck]

he, he, he.....my son is the same damn way sometimes. Scream and cry for no reason...doesn't want anything....

 

[PatsFan34]

Oh Bronzed Honey, you might want to go check my reply to you on the "Stop" thread!!!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Oh Bronzed Honey, you might want to go check my reply to you on the "Stop" thread!!!

ah are you kidding me?This is the thanx i get for the photoshop help?Pour the salt in the wound,my friend

 

[PatsFan34]

ah are you kidding me?This is the thanx i get for the photoshop help?Pour the salt in the wound,my friend

I promise I won't cock block you no more after she replies...OK???

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I promise I won't cock block you no more after she replies...OK???

deal

 

[BronzedGoddess]

Yes he's going to be buzzlightyear.
Thanks Cure, I bet he'd be scared straight if you walked in the house.
I'll go check the other thread Pats Fan (btw do you have aol, yahoo or msn messenger?) so we can chat

A day in the life of BG.....................

" MOMMY HURRY, COME QUICK!!!!"
" <running>, Yes, Scotti what is it!?!"
"I WANT THAT TOY MOMMY"
"ok scotti, ok" <walking away>

" MOMMY HURRY, COME QUICK!!!!"
" <running>, Yes, Scotti what is it!?!"
"I WANT THAT TOY MOMMY"
"ok scotti, ok" <walking away>

Repeat 100xs daily

 

[jesus 2]

jesus 2 is here for you. (and please don't make him read the bible)

j to da 2

 

[BronzedGoddess]

I promise I won't cock block you no more after she replies...OK???

How did I miss this?

Since I have no interest in S_O_M's cock, you can keep on doing what you are doing

 

[BronzedGoddess]

jesus 2 thanks, I feel your presence with me. I just put his coat on him and put him on his powerwheels. Maybe I can get some rest now.

 

[PatsFan34]

How did I miss this?

Since I have no interest in S_O_M's cock, you can keep on doing what you are doing

That's just a figure of speech my Love!!!

 

[Longhorn85]

because my son is the ANTICHRIST. Someone help me before I go admit myself to inpatient psychiatry.

I don't know what you and spatts are complaining about. This stuff is a piece of cake! Playing with my kids all day long. I hate to have to return to work next week.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

How did I miss this?

Since I have no interest in S_O_M's cock, you can keep on doing what you are doing

 

[BronzedGoddess]

It's fine when my hubby comes home at the end of the day to give me a break, but he's out playing army until tomorrow. so I cant go potty with out my son right there asking me if he can see my pee pee

My brain hurts. AND my mother in law is coming in tonight. Lord please help me!